For Sale - one slightly wussy Meezer named Sammy
Likes: kicking people in the head, whapping crap off the nightstand at people's heads, getting brushed (once you start, don't plan on going anywhere for at least a hour)
Dislikes: strange people (strangers, not people who are strange, although he probably doesn't like them eifur), woofies, kittehs who are not living in his house, kittehs who ARE living in his house
Important information to know: is delusional, probably needs massive doses of med-i-k-shun for his brain, is a bed hog, is a windowsill hog, is a cowch hog, will not eat people foods
Favorite Dance: "the bladder stomp"
Available immediately.
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28 comments:
Now Miles... We are not sure this week's rant is quite in keeping with the spirit of the day. Why don't you just forget about business and sit down to a pint of Guinness instead?
Don't tempt my mom...she just might buy!
what cory said!! an' Happy St. Pat's Day to you an' yer fambly! Have fun!
Ooooo, your some auctioneer! We hope you don't get any takers though. You may just miss him! Happy St. Paddy's Day!!!
Be careful what yoo wish for Miles. Wifout Sammy yoo would haf to deal wif Billy and Nicky alone!
Hey, Sammy sounds perfect for the FF. He'd fit right in. But we don't have any money to buy him. Jan won't give us an allowance. But we're sure you'll have lots of takers!
Miles, that's so not nice. What if you sell him and your mama gets a cat just like him?
Miles, I'll take Sammy if I can trade you Busby. He's available.
Purrs, Raymond
Miles, we suspect this is a St. Patrick's Day prank on Sammy??...We know you would miss that crazy brother of yours!!...Happy St. Patrick's Day to all of you!...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
Miles, I thought Sammy had YOU up for adoption? We made a bid but haven't heard back yet. Do you mean to say he won't trade you for Gemini? Sigh.
Happy St. Patrick's Day. I am off for some Mother's Milk.
Oh you two, you just crack us up!!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
Oh MIles, you know you would miss him if he was gone!
Happy St. Patricks Day!
Gandalf is also quite adept at the bladder stomp!
Happy St. Patrick's Day, lads!
OOOH...the Bladder Stomp! Count Tamir in for that one!
Happy St Patrick's Day!
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
Miles, what's wrong?! Why are you putting Sammy up for sale?
MIles it sounds like yoo and Sammy are haffin sum problems....
Sammy yoo can come stays wif me anytimes yoo wants...
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby
Happy St Patrick's Day to alla yall!
Purrrrrrrrs,
Alla Us Hotties
I learn soooo much from you guys!
Happy St. Catrick's Day to all of you
bonkbonkbonk
Happy St. Patty's Day to all of you!!
Are you sure that is Sammy you are talking about. Sounds a lot like my brother Flynn.
Eric
pee-ess
Maybe we could do a swap.
Will you take a trade? I have a not too used up black kitty I would let go...
Miles, is Sammy giving you a hard time? You can't sell your brother, you don't knows it now, but you would miss him. And who would do the monday alien report?
Happy St Pat's day all!
TK
I vote your mom just keeps Nicky -
The rest of need to khome HERE!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra O'Wise & Khousin Merdie O'Hennel
I don't think your mom will let you sell Sammy
Happy St Patrick's Day!
Ahhhhhh,brofurly love!!! hahahahahahahaha
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie
The Big Thing says 3 meezers would be too many (cuz he can hardly tell US apart as it is), but with a resume like that, Sammy ought to get sold real fast!
nice blog
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Bladder stomp. Hahahahahahahaha!
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