Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Wednesday Rant

SAMMY

To Whom It May Concern Who Lifs in this house wif me and puts the stinky goodness in the bowls:

STOP MOFING THE FURNICHUR AROUND.  I don't fink it's funny that I'm all afused.  And I don't fink it's funny that I falled off the back of the loveseat.  

28 comments:

Jacqueline said...

Oh, Sammy, is someone besides the aliens messing with you?...That's just not right!...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Anonymous said...

these humans, they make no sense at all, do they.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

No that wasn't funny at all. How dare they move things around on you!

Just Ducky said...

Thank goodness mum does not move the furniture around. She likes the stuff where it is.

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Does she still have woo?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Jans Funny Farm said...

We have the idea you're referring to your The Mom. It's those female humans who are into moving the furniture around to confuse us.

Anonymous said...

Dude, we just moved everything to the new house. Ev.ery.thing!

And do you think that even one thing got arranged like it used to be? ONE?!

No. Of course not. ::sigh::

Parker said...

Why do they do that?!??

The Florida Furkids said...

Moms and Dads are strange like that.

We don't think it was funny that you falled off the back of the loveseat either....at least not much.....well...maybe just a teeny big....(did your Mom get pictures)?

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Island Cats said...

Oh man, we're glad our mom doesn't do stuff like this....

Shaggy and Scout said...

Why can't people be creatures of habit like us cats?

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Maybe the aliens moobed tha furnichur?

Miles, It nice and sunny. Wanna come lay on the "beech" on tha sun porch wif me?
Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Anonymous said...

Human women are strange--they like things one day and then the next they are rearranging everything!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

I think you need a ham too...

Meowers from Missouri said...

you should come lif at our house--our mom wants to help the furnichur grow roots so DAD can't rearrange it no more. he's the silly one you gotta watch out fur at chez pierce.

Ellie and her three cats said...

you pooor poor guy... have your tried moveing things on your human to get her back? but hey at least you get good stinky goodness!

Anonymous said...

Poor Sammy! Seems like you're having a bad day!

The Furry Kids said...

If That Woman moved the couch, that means she'd have to get off it. It's just not gonna happen. MOL!
A well-place poop might get things back to their rightful place. heh heh

HG

jenianddean said...

Yeah, moving furniture is very frowned upon. We get our special place just like we want it and then they move it on us. And while they're at it, it would be nice if they'd stop vacuuming the fur off the furniture, too. We put it there for a reason.
--Jasper

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

We hope you didn't get hurt Sammy! Meowm doesn't have much space to move furniture here...so we are safe from that type of stuff!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

We are very glad our furniture doesn't get moved around. You're right, that wasn't funny that you fell off the loveseat, well not much.

Rosemary B❤️ said...

moms are always moving the stuff around... and then they cry about how they can't find things. Beans are nutty.

bonkbonkbonkbonk 4 bonks for my boys

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

OH Sammy!
I will rush right ofur and hold yur paw....

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman

from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Tuck said...

Don't feel bad. I fall off things all the time!

Pip said...

Poor Sammy. Maybe the aliens did it while your mommy was not looking.
I hopes you is ok.
TK

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

But, but, we LIKE it when the furniture gets moved! All kinna things show up from unner it, and there are GREAT new places ta jump around from and to.

Just snif around the moved stuff an stand on them a bit, an ya will see new fun games ta play.

Cheer up Sammy...

The Creek Cats said...

Awwww! Poor Sammy!

Victor Tabbycat said...

Nina, um, "jumped ungracefully" behind da couch an had to be pulled up by Mom. At least she unplugged da laptop while her was der! Is a couch an a loveseat da same?
Purrs,
Victor

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