Thursday, April 29, 2010

Breaking Alien news


SAMMY
I think I know where the aliens live.  It seems that once a month when the big night time sun thing is all the way round the aliens tend to be really loud and run around without their tethers and, the people in their houses chase them down and drag them inside.  I think that the people are afraid that during these times their howling is communication with the mother planet and that’s the reason that every month there seem to be more aliens and less people around here. 
I must study this more – perhaps from the comfort of under the bed.

23 comments:

Hannah and Lucy said...

We've heard that the only place to study this is under the bed or occasionly on the bed but under the covers.

Anonymous said...

Don't you worry, they will NEVER look under there!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Sammy.....definitely study this under the bed! Ummm....we are a little worried about your safety! Let uSSSSS know if you need back up!

Kisses from Auntie Deb to all you boyssss!

Pip said...

Sammy you are very smart to study under the bed.
Last night when mommy and me were walking this alien came out from behind the fence and started to try to hypnotized me to come in. I ran, unfortunatly mommy can't run so when I gots to the end of my leash I had to stop.
I came home and got under my bed too!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammy honey i think you are onto something!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxxo

Ivan from WMD said...

Sammy..MY "BRO" RUSSELL IS AN ALIEN!!

Amy & the house of cats said...

We agree that under the bed is the best place to be to study the aliens. We hope the study goes well - stay safe!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Under the bed is a good place to contemplate things like that...then if the aliens hear you thinking they won't know where to look...

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

Very wise to stay under the bed during your period of further reflection, Sammy!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Have you discussed this with Billy?

The Florida Furkids said...

We've noticed that strange things happen when the night time sun thingy is really big....maybe those aliens are here too? Is there room for us under the bed???

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Meowm says that is called a Full Moon....and that some humans act weird then too.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Haf yoo considered dat da beans dat is wif da aliens just might be aliens too? Yeah, study both from unner da bed...

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Udder dat bed is gud place!

I'll stay der wif yoo and we can reseerch dis sum moore!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome alien chasing cocoa puff meezerman

from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Don't woo want to know the truth!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Katnip Lounge said...

Under the bad is the safest place we know. We hear baby aliens up our street, so they CAN breed!
xx Lounge Kats

Max said...

There's never a bad reason to crawl under a bed...aliens sounds reasonable to me. Unless they're good aliens bearing crunchy treats.

I wonder if they do that...

Just Ducky said...

Full moon-itis.

The Island Cats said...

Sammy...you're scaring us, seriously...

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Sammy, "unner the bed" is the ONLY proper place ta study loud noises...

Jacqueline said...

We think you will be safe under the bed, Sammy!...Keep us updated!...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Deb Cushman said...

Under the bed is a very good idea. You will be able to concentrate better there with no alien thinking rays intruding on your conclusions!

Anonymous said...

Under the bed is the best spot for studying and reflection!

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