Monday, April 26, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report: -- turkey chick-hen and hamburgermadewifcowandnotpig.  oh and mashed potates. which are really NOT for cats.  but there's butter on them so it's something that I like licking. 

The Nicky report: He's boogery again.  And sneezing on mommys face when she sleeps.  MWAHAHAHAHAHA

The Alien Report by Meatloaf Brain Sammy - Thank you cottage cheese thighs.  Well, the baby alien was hollering and yelling for HOURS the other night.  There were no people in the house and for a long time I thougthed that it ated them, but then the lady person camed back and the alien stopped hollering so much.  apparently baby aliens need to have humans around or they get lonely.  Or Hungry. 
Back to you thunder bucket. 

::SIGH::

The what did billy do to get in trouble this week report:   NOTHING!!!! OH MY BAST. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

23 comments:

Jans Funny Farm said...

Nothing? Billy did nothing to get in trouble this week? Does he get an award?

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

that's really good reporting boys!

smiles, auntie bee
oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Good for Billy... I liked the food again. You always get such good food Miles...

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Maybe woo needed to share some of the mashed potatoes with the aliens!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Katnip Lounge said...

Miles, all foods are OK for eating, we think. Heck, Johnny eats cocktail peanuts! For fun, of course. Not because he has to.
xx Lounge Kats

Sweet Purrfections said...

What's up with Billy behaving?

Jacqueline said...

We hope Nicky feels better...How did Billy manage to stay out of trouble for the whole week?!...Yeah, that's right, he's innocent...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Kea said...

We hope Nicky feels better too. If it's a simple kitty cold, L-Lysine (we get ours in canned food) will help alleviate the symptoms and cut down the time he has it. It's just an amino acid that binds to the virus molecules, helps lessen the cold's effects. Humans use it too!

BTW, your food sounds yummy!

SeaThreePeeO said...

Now that sounds like the sort of food we'd like to be eating!

The Creek Cats said...

Sounds like some great foods! Maggie May ran off with our dads dinner roll last night.

Raymond and Busby said...

Another good food weekend at your house!

Noll's Nip said...

Yummers! I'm hungry now.

Anonymous said...

What good food you guys have--mama has been boring and eating salad! We're sorry that Nicky is snotty again, though. This doesn't have anything to do with the aliens, does it?

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

What da heck is up wif Billy? Not getting in trouble is kinda weerd fur him. Good fur yoor mom but weerd fur Billy. Is Sammy starting to catch on to da alien thing? Dey bark and cry until da peepole is der, dey don't eat dem Sammy! Well, not while dey is playing wif dem anyway. Hope Nicky's boogers go away soon. Even tho it is kinda funny dat he sneezes dem in da Mom Lady's face while she is sleeping.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Oh, we almost furgot. Yoo guys hafta try something called catch-chews ::what? dat isn't what dey is called?:: daddy sez dey is called cashews, dey is nuts, not da beans da food. Okay, our beans is nuts and da cashews is nuts yoo eat. Very tasty.

Pip said...

We hopes Nicky is feeling better real soon!
YAY Billy!

Anonymous said...

i likes your weport!
~Baby Audwey

The Florida Furkids said...

Licking butter is a favorite sport of ours!

We're glad Billy was a good boy this week!! We worry about him running out.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Shaggy and Scout said...

Hmmmmm, I gotta try licking the mashed potatoes sometime. Sounds delish! -Scout

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Billy you didn't do anything? Oh you made you Momladypurson so happy!

Miles the foods sound deeeeliciious!

And Sammy we are so glad you are protecting efurryone from dem aliens!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet darling floofy cocoa puffs meezer man

From you adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Just Ducky said...

Billy behaved? Hey GingerBoy, we are rebels, ya gotta do somethin.

Tuck said...

Billy, I need to come up and see you so we can get into some trouble together!!!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

First.....GOOD BOY BILLY!!! What a great report!

Good bye my sweet Nicky

 Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky.  You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet.  I love you to the moon...