Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

My pet peeves this week:

Not getting chee-steak last night

Little brofurs whining about their balls being stolen

Big brofurs running laps around the lifing room whenefur the woofies next door and 'ahind us are out

Orinch Menisses running outside

Women in this house trying to steal mine eye boogers

stoopid humans on the supreme court

women in this house spilling our crunchy foods all ofur the floor and then USING THE SUCKY MONSTER to clean them up.

little brofurs stealing MINE spot on the woman when she is in the recliner

that woman NOT telling little sinveling babies to move when i wants mine spot

whiners

38 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

The sucky monster ate your foods!? That is so wrong on so many levels. Appalling.
xx Lounge Kats

A few Good Cats said...

Whew, Miles... all that's nearly too much for a meezer to bear! Especially that sucky monster -- intolerable!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I wouldn't get the aliens TOO angry!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Lone Star Purrs said...

WOW!!! That's alot of ranting fur one kitty to haf to deal wif. Hope yur day gets better...OR you find sum primo nip to help you relax!
::purrs::
~Meeko & Kiara

Gemini and Ichiro said...

That's a tough week... especially when the only judge I agree with was Alito?!

Max said...

WHAT? She used the sucky monster to get the foods??? Like YOU couldn't do it???? WTH is wrong with people????

SeaThreePeeO said...

We don't blame you for ranting, honestly, we don't know how you put up with it!

The Florida Furkids said...

Those are all serious issues. We don't blame you for ranting!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Miles....what a lot of ranting today! Do you feel better now??? Probably not!

The Island Cats said...

Aw, Miles...those are a lot of pet peeves...we hope something goes better for you this week...

Kea said...

Oh, my goodness, that's far too much for one Cat to cope with. Awful, just awful. Especially having your crunchies sucked up by the monster! Aaggghh!

Tommy and Teaghan said...

Is dis Whiners Wednesday? Heh heh! We gets owr eye boogers stolen too.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Phew! that was a lot of peeves this week. We hope next week is better.

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

Now Miles, TAKE A DEEP BREATH.. and then another... and another.. Maybe some yoga?

Kat's Kats said...

TMNKH gives you head strops, "S'okay! Just wait, everything will change soon. Murkury is in retreadgrade."

Hannah and Lucy said...

Oh poor Miles - did you have a bad day yesterday?

Raymond and Busby said...

Wow, that is quite a long list!

The Royals and Gentleman Beau said...

NO CHEE-STEAK!! Augh,NO! THE SUCKY MONSTER!!!
~~*ahem* the comment regarding the little brofurs & stollen balls...we shall refrain from comment, although the mind boggles...~~

There are at times far, far too many indignities we need to deal with whilst sharing domain with hooman beans.
We can only hope the rest of the week improves!

Carry On! Stiff Upper Lip and all that!

Rose
and the Feelin' Your Pain Royals

Anonymous said...

Wow, that's a lot of stuff for one kitty to put up with! Go light a 'nip cigar and relax!

The Furry Bambinos said...

Gee, that really has been a very tough week. We're having a birthday party tomorrow for Padre's Birthday is on Earth Day! Come over and drown your woes in some strong niptinis!

Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel

Anonymous said...

Holy rant! And, it's a good one too!

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Aw gosh yoo has hadda not so good week. Wanna come snuggle in my kitty cup?
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Pip said...

Poor Miles. Sure sounds like you is having a time of it.
Why would your beans feed the sucky monster your food?
TK

Rosemary B❤️ said...

Miles, you have a lot of stress.
Toooooo much noise!

bonks

Ivan from WMD said...

Miles, I think you need to find a place of your own. Have you checked the real estate listings for cat condos?

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Dude, yoor whining about whiners...

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Sorry Miles, dat was Zippy dat basikally called yoo a whiner. We feel yoor pain and agree wif Checat1970...grab a nip cigar and a quiet corner.

Bengal Duo ~ Zulu and Deene said...

NoooOOOo not the sucky monstar! We hates him!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Miles
Yoo has evary rite to be upsets!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman...

from you adorin tiny tuxie princess

purrs
>^,,^<
Abby

Shaggy and Scout said...

Miles all of those are excellent rants!
Chee steak...like Philly!!!!! YUM!
Damn Supreme Court!
SHE USED THE SUCKY MONSTER WHEN YOU WERE TOTALLY WILLING TO SUCK THEM UP YOURSELVES???? What got into that woman?

Gigi said...

Hmm. Sometimes I guess it's good to be an only kitty.

Sweet Purrfections said...

Why didn't she let you eat up the food instead of using the sucky monster? What a waste!

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Miles, we gotta agree, ya gotta heap of good complaints this time!

The Creek Cats said...

We really hate it when our eyes boogers are stolen too!

Millie said...

Oh Miles, sounds like you had yourself a rough day! All those things are just awful!

Anonymous said...

you has a excellent list of peeves. can you guess what MY peeve is this week...?! i do not know how you all can deal wiv each uvver.

Galletta said...

Oh, Bast! That sucky monster really sucks when it comes owt!!!

Amy & the house of cats said...

Wait, she used the sucky monter to pick up the crunchies - she didn't just let you eat them? What a waste!

Our mom is always taking our eye boogers too - we don't understand the fascination!

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