SAMMY
TO: The Mom
FROM: Samuel Alfonse Meezer (S.A.M)
RE: That crap you buy for us to eat
STOP IT!! STOP changing our foods!!!! I doesn't care that Miles barfs up most crunchy foods. I also doesn't care that it costs a lot of green papers. I'd rather eat the green papers. If you get that crap you just got for us again, I will stop eating! You think that Billy likeded it so much that he ripped open the bag and knocked it on the floor to EAT? Heck no, he did that so you would take the sucky monster out and suck it all up and get rid of it!!!! If BILLY hates it then it REALLY must be bad stuff - that boy will eat anyfing. As oldest Meezer and Alpha Cat of this house, what I say MUST be listened to. Make it so, woman.
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26 comments:
Changing foods is always hard. We hope you and your Mom find a good solution. We're pretty sure eating the green papers won't work though.
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
Oh my, what a holler! SS should be glad that I am such a mild- tempered kitty. Then again she hasn't changed my food. Don't think green papers taste any better though. Pretty sure it's inedible. Just mieowing.
What a great rant! We're sorry that your food keeps changing though. Yoour mama is just trying to find something suitable for all of you!
"Oh My" I think you told her.Mom changes my food alot too and I'm an only cat...She's Nutso!!!!
yeah, that.
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxooxxo
Do we understand correctly that you don't like that new food Sammy?
Make it so? Does that akshully work for you, Sammy? bwahahahaha!
Sammy, Mom's been safin green papers by buyin us Kirkland kitty food at Costco. It has amost da same greedy ants as Wellness, but much, much cheaper. And we REALLY REALLY like it.
Mom was gonna put a TETHER on my collar! A LEASH! As if I were a woofie! She put one on my last nite inside an Nina chased da ofur end!! Mom LAFFED. We need new moms.
Purrs,
Victor
Sometimes you just GOTTA take a stand!
You really really ought to be listened to Sammy.
Sammy, It is good that you tell your mom what is on your mind. She needs to know this since you are the oldest and most wise.
bonkiebonk
Sounds like a reasonable request!
TK
Sammy,
Mommy changed our foods after Grayce had her bladder stones removed and it was AWFUL. Nothing but stinky goodness Blech! I held out for three days and then I caved in. Mommies are MEAN. ~ KonaKitty
Da Boys don't like having their food either. We had to buy food without fishes when Tanis lived here because he was allergic to it. (better than when I had the late Samantha who was allergic to everything but the lamb & rice food!! oh wait, she was allergic to everything everything!!)
We used to feed the Horde Science Diet but switched to Iams when we moved down here. Now they eat the Iams multi-cat, which is good since we have such disparate ages in the Horde.
Hope you find food that everyone loves (& is healthy) soon!!
We hope she listens to you!! She doesn't want to get yelled at anymore!
WE know just how you feel Sammy! Meowm keeps bringing in different foods cause of Orions tummy....we think she has settled on a dry one, but we aren't certain. We keep hearing grain free and raw, but we don't think we have actually seen or tasted either one of those yet. Good luck!
We'z wif yoo Sammy. Our mom musta tried, like, a squillion difrint foods until she found one dat din't give Speedy skwirts and dat we would all eat. Well, mostly all, Zippy still asks fur her chow once in awhile and daddy spoils her by giving it to her but den mom hasta hurry and pick up her bowl so Speedy don't eat it and leave her squishy poops!
Once again I must paw:
WHY DO HUMANS HAVE KHATS?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Do you feel better now, Sammy? Sometimes a guy just hast to have his say.
Oh Sammy I'll share my baked chick chick wif yoo and da boyz...
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezer man
from you adorin tiny tuxie princess
purrs
>^,,^<
Abby
Sheesh.
That woman has a head made of marshmallows, that's what we say!
Sammy, we think aliens have been buying your new foods; it's a good thing you're speaking up to get your Mom to change it...kisses sweetie...xo...Calle,Halle, Sukki
Boy it sure sounds like you're having the same problem we are. Patches barfs up most food that we usually eat. She will eat temptations and party mix but Mom is complaining it costs to many green papers too, but she puts up with it. Nice to know we are not alone.
Casper
Sorry you don't like your foods Sammy. Thankfully we get the same foods, day in and day out.
We hate when the food gets changed. Thankfully, TBT does it real slow and mixes stuff together fer a while.
But we never found a change in dry crunchies that bothered us. Its the CRUNCH, not the flavor... (We think)
Sounds like a mutiny is happening at yoor howse!
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