Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Wednesday Rant

ALL THE MEEZERS (AND ME BILLY TOO)

An open letter to the mom

Deer The mom (if in fact that is your real name)  (NICKY:  MOMMY isn't her real name? What is her real name?) (MILES: ::SIGH::)

We realize that you have to have an outlet for your insane ramblings (or the voices in your head) (BILLY: ME likes the voices in mine head) (SAMMY: ::SIGH::) but your new blog better NOT take away from our time either READING or COMMENTING on our furriends bloggies or WRITING on ours.   Of course, until June 13 we realize that you has to STUDY for your stoopid CISA exam, howefur STUDYING is NOT the same as writing your insanity on a blog.  IF you efur 'barass us wif your rantings, WE will haf to pull the plug on it.  We does know what "delete blog" means. 

Sincerely
Samuel Alfonse Meezer ('amember Tony S is mine furriend)
Miles Phillippe Meezer (I's watching you)
Billy SweetFeets Norton Gingersnap (ME is still lissening to the voice in mine head)
Nicholas Fuzzypants Meezer (why does I haf to wear the fuzzypants mommy? Oh, and I loves you, it was not mine idea to write this).

23 comments:

Pip said...

Awww Nicky, you are so supportive. Give your mommy a try boys, mommies needs to has a place to writes too. And think of it this way: She won't writes on your blog.
(We laffs for this post, was very funny!)

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Dear The Mom -

Please let me know if these khats give woo much khatkhrap -

I'll will engage The Alien Network -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie

Rosemary B❤️ said...

You four boys are really putting your paws down this time!
Bonkbonkbonkbonk

Sweet Purrfections said...

This is going to be a fun battle to watch unfold!

Katnip Lounge said...

Look at it this way: insane rants HAVE to happen. Whose blog do you want it on? At least you have a chioce!

Karen Jo said...

I agree with the others. Let your Mom rant on her blog, though she should spend minimal time on it, as you need much more time for your blogging and visiting.

Herman

Gemini and Ichiro said...

I think it is good to keep your human sorted out--it's important to nip that creeping slacking to minimum.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Umm boys, you better be careful. Your The Mom knows what delete blog means too.

KC and the Giggleman Kitties said...

Hi Billy,
:: blushblushblush ::
I'd love to
:: blushblushblush ::
come visit wif you.
:: blushblushblush ::
~F-Boo

:: blushblushblush ::

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Oh gosh. Miles, she shood not keep yoo from bisitin furrends! Dat not rite.
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Pee Ess. Whut is her reel name anyways?

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Oh gudness Sammy we hopes yoo still can come bisits....

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezer man

from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Anonymous said...

aw, Nicky always stickin up for your mommeh.

Anonymous said...

Sammy, mamas need places to rant, just like you do! And Nicky, you wear the fuzzypants because you're the baby! (Mama is quite the Nicky fan!) Just let her rant on her page!

Anonymous said...

Our mommy has been talking about starting a bog for her too! We understand how you feel, as we fell the same way!

The Kitty Krew said...

Uh oh, you gotta be careful when the mom does something like that...be sure and whap her if she gets out of line!

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Psst, guys, yoo gotta let yoor mom haf a place to rant...otherwise der heads asplode and den der is no one to open cans or give scritches! It should not, ever, cut into yoor time tho.

Amy & the house of cats said...

Our mom visited your mom's blog - she loved it but we are afraid she is getting ideas to start on her own blog again too! We think your open letter is great but you should be sure to keep us updated - because we worry that our mom is going to do the same thing!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

boys be nice to the fl, k???

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

OH MY GRACIOUS.....You guys have Mommy laughing so hard! What great writers you are! We especially love your full names!!!

Love, uSSSSS


Dear The Mom,

Mommy wants to know if the guys need to come over for a while and give you a break???

The Crew said...

Again with the excuses, eh boys. You have my sympathy. Our Mom is full of excuses about why she can't keep up with our blog.

The Island Cats said...

We hope that rant works!!

Jacqueline said...

Cute rant, you silly boys; Nicky, you are a total sweetheart!...kisses...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Max said...

Dooods, let me warn you, when a person starts writing ANYTHING, the kitties get less attention. And if she starts writing a BOOK? Well...kiss your attention goodbye...

Good bye my sweet Nicky

 Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky.  You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet.  I love you to the moon...