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Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:
The Foods report - bacon! turkey! eggs! FRENCH TOAST!!!!
The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: well, after the screaming and crying mom, you would think that he would give her a break. he did - he only ranned out once - and out the back door this time. stoopid orinch meniss.
The what did Nicky do to get in trouble this week report: really not much - except he keeps biting the mom's toes in the middle of the night and waking her up.
ok, well, here we go. The Alien Report with Wack-a-doodle Sammy. New aliens in the 'hood. Missing aliens. the sticky person 'ahind us is gone and some other taller sticky person with the same color hair moved in. so the alien 'ahind us has more prey. it's sickening. as a matter of fact, i think i'll go leave a fur ball in the mom's shoe. after all, it's her fault we live here. back to you bacon butt.
oh ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
that's the meezer monday miles report for today
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Good bye my sweet Nicky
Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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MOM When I started this endeavor in 2006, I never expected how my world would change. I had an 18 month old meezer and a not even one yea... -
Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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Hmm... I wonder what the aliens are doing to those sticky people? Hmm. An investigation is in order I think.
Nice report Miles. Billy, Billy, Billy... sweety, is not good to makes your mommy cry.
Keep us posted Sammy, I thinks we should has a reality show on your findings!
you are making us hungry with your delicious sounding food report. Yee gads - you are so funny.
You got better foods than we did here. We haven't had french toast in ages.
You had French Toast!! Nice!
Aha, mom sez we is gonna haf french toast and bacon tomoro and it's all thanks to yoor food report! Um, Billy, DO NOT RUN OUTSIDE! At least he din't run in da road dis time. Sammy, we think yoo need to talk to Miles about what dem aliens and him haf been telling yoo...little blurpy things grow into little sticky things and den dey get to be taller sticky things and den alla sudden dey is loud, stoopid teenagers dat make mom want to smother dem in der sleep!
I'm snagging the Xterra and heading North -
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Hey Miles,it's good to see your family is as wacky as ever ;)
Sammy, keep both eyes on the aliens!!!
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie
Great job, Miles!...You guys are eating well as usual!...We hope Billy and Nicky can stay out of trouble; we can't wait to hear more about the missing aliens and sticky people!...Happy week handsome boys...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
You guys really worry us sometimes. But we love ya for all the fun reports...
Hehehehehehee!! We always love to read the Monday Report!! I always makes us laugh!!
Howdy from your TX furiends,
You guys are so clever and funny!!
You guys eat the bestest foods! We're sorry Billy did not learn his lesson. We wish he would stop doing the bad thing :(
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
French toast!?! Nom nom nom!
Sounds like things never change around Casa de Meezer!
French Toast? Om nom nommy!
french toast? *thud*
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
It sounds like life is peaceful Chez Meezers!
Billy, what's with you and turning your mom into a crazy person? You have a home, food, siblings, your own blog ... what more do you need? If you need more excitement,try overturning the litter box instead. At least you can't get run over by a car doing that.
A pretty quiet weekend for your guys then.
Meezers eat better than our mom!
We wake up our mom at night too, and we're two and a half!!! Why do those hoomins sleep half the day anyway? Straight through!!! Sometimes, we just need to play. Can't be quite for a full 6-8 hours, it's impossible!
We haven't had French toast and bacon in a long time, or at least mama hasn't. We *never* get any.
You guys have the ultimate life. Food, excitement, aliens.
May we come visit? Soon?
French toast? You guys got FRENCH TOAST?! We never get anything good.
Ewwwwwww, more sticky peoples? Ewwwwwwww!
Was it french toast ... with sausage, scrambled eggs, and lots of maple syrup?
Your mom need to buy a surplus retractable, spacewalkin' tether from NASA to keep Billy inside.
MOL....WE HAVE MISSED YOU ALL AND YOUR WONDERFUL REPORTS!!!
Billy, sweetie pie, darlin' you have to stop running outside! Mommy said so!
You made Mommy laugh a lot with this report!
Oh Billy-we really hope you learn before you break your Mom's heart.
Nicky-we are going to try this.
Sammy and Miles-yummy foods!
Fank yoo for tha purrthday wishes fur alla us.
Miles yoo wanna come play?
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
Miles great Monday reeports!
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezer man
from you adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby
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