MILES
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
The Foods Rep............................(SAMMY) MILES!!!!!!!!!!! MILES!!!!!!!!!! HEY LARD BUTT!!!!!!!!
(MILES) - oh crud. Look who's back. What do you want mush head?
(SAMMY) - MILES!! I HAS to do mine report RIGHT NOW!!!!
(MILES) - why? The Foods Report is ALWAYS ferst! Efurryone is DYING to know what we eated last week!
(SAMMY) BUT MILES!! I was abducted by ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!
(MILES) - uh you had a cold and you SLEPT all weekend.
(SAMMY) - NUH-UH. I was abducted by ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAS TO GIF MINE REPORT NOW! They said that I would 'amember only for 5 minutes! TIME IS WASTING
(MILES) - No, YOU'RE wasted. I'm doing the Foods Report
The Foods Repor......................... (SAMMY) PLEASE MILES!!! I HAS TO TELL EFURRYONE ABOUT THE MOTHERSHIP AND WONDERFUL TIME I HAD THE MESSAGE THAT THE ALIENS WANT TO SEND AND..........and............ and............ um..................... wha................. uh....................... what was I talking about?
(MILES) - you were talking about the foods report
(SAMMY) - um ok there were no begetables so I doesn't care
(MILES) -can I finish now?
Sheesh - The Foods Report - bacon, ham-less hamburger and eggs.
The What did Billy do this week report - Billy was good this week but he did lay on the mom's face once. MOL
The What did Nicky do this week report - he was good too - well, except for his trashing the whole house during his party. He got into the nip a little bit.
Ok and now here is grits for brains with his insane report - take it away weirdo. (SAMMY) - uh some stuff happened and the aliens was loud and and there's yet MORE in the neighborhood. I'm a little fuzzy on the details 'acause i hadded a cold last week. Back to you creamcheese hips.
hmmm, maybe I should put cold medicine in his foods more often.
That is the meezer monday Miles report for today
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Your poor mom lady person...
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Poor Sammy Freeze Brain. We feel so sorry fer him sometimes.
*Now tell them there are no aliens*
There are no aliens Sammy, just relax an stop worrying.
*Tell Sammy to take his calming meds*
Sammy, you really should take those calming meds. They are good for you...
*Good, good, now tell all the kitties that the aliens don't exist.*
Sammy, you really SHOULD know that the aliens dont really exist.
So calm down buddy and just relax. Its OK.. There are no aliens.
Sammy--you were really abducted? Did your stomach blow up really big like Scully's did when she was abducted?
You guys have the BEST adventures!
Dude, yoo put cold medikashun in Sammy's food? Was it nykwil? Cuz our mom took dat and she told dad he need to put sox on her hands fur puppets! Really, she was loopy all day...it was purrty funny. We din't gets any good food cuz mom was loopy...oh, maybe it wasn't so funny.
MOL...da crazy lady just snorted her coffee!....you guys are just pawsome. Poor sammy, stay away from da cold meds, dey make humans loopy, and us even more loopy!
Da Critters
Wow, Sammy, you had quite a dream while you were on the cold meds. I am sorry you have so many loud aliens in your neighborhood. The foods sound pretty good. It's great that Billy and Nicky mostly stayed out of trouble, too.
MOL! We just fell off our chair from larfin!
Our week wouldn't be complete without your Monday reports!
That report left us feeling a little confused - could you come by and explain more slowly.
Sammy, we're so glad the aliens didn't keep you...but we're not too sure Miles is.....
oh sammy they gotted you honey? poor baby. did you whap them a good one?
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Sammy, Our Mommy gets alien abducted too when she has cold medicine. It must send out a signal that you're ready to be picked up or something.
oh, great bast!! poor ayla an' iza--we thinks the aliens "got to" them.
Sammy
I believes yoo!
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby
Sammy~~do we need to bite some aliens??
Miles~~good foods as usual!
Billy~~is your Moms head comfy?
Nicky~~do you have a nip hangover?
Where can we get that cold medicine? We want to meet some aliens.
Whut wuz the wonnerful messij?!?!?!
Oh well. Miles can we go snuggles until dat messij finds us or til we is hungry whichefur comes furst?
Purrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
I try to smoosh my furs up on mum face too when she sleeps.She just rolls over to get away from me!
oh noes, aliens?! dats scary OMC hope you didn't get any furs removed
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