Um, dat is why we all want to sleep in mom's chair...it smells like her butt, er, it smells like her. Our mom smells deelishus, just ask Sadie, she licks mom all da time.
that is just hay-nus! how dast they?? you are gonna hafta set them beans straight!! when you gets real live dead shrimps, spill 'em all ofur the futon an' roll in 'em. that way, it'll smell good to you, bad to them, an' they'll leave it for you to sleep in. an' you'll get to eat the shrimps, too!
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Is your name on it somewhere?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
How rude!
Oh Miles, thank you! I really needed a laugh tonight. Love you!
Um, dat is why we all want to sleep in mom's chair...it smells like her butt, er, it smells like her. Our mom smells deelishus, just ask Sadie, she licks mom all da time.
How very dare they!
Aww Miles, we're so sorry! Maybe bite them in the butt next time they try to sit on it!
Well the nerve of people! Don't they KNOW that is your futon??? Maybe you should mark it!
that is just hay-nus! how dast they?? you are gonna hafta set them beans straight!! when you gets real live dead shrimps, spill 'em all ofur the futon an' roll in 'em. that way, it'll smell good to you, bad to them, an' they'll leave it for you to sleep in. an' you'll get to eat the shrimps, too!
You don't want any old butt on your futon - or just as bad their feets!!
Push them off!
Nothing is sacred!
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
Uh, Miles, have you considered if you chase the humans off the futon, you'll have to buy them something else to sit on?
HUMANS ON YOUR FOO-TON??????? What is this world coming to?????
Maybe you should spread out all over it so no one else can sit on it!
Lol...Your so cute :)
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