Sunday, December 12, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - TURKEY!!!! and BACON!!!!! and BEEF LIVER!!!! no french toast though........

The What Did Billy Do report - Billy didn't do anyfing this week - he was sick so the v-e-t ordered steer-oids for him so now he can pump iron and stuff like that. 

The What did Nicky do report - well, we don't know how but the tree is still standing - even though Nicky wants to be a ornament.

The Mom Report - one week from today our the mom has to haf a bi-op-see and we is nervous.  So we would like some purrrsss for her. 

Here is the alien whackjob psycho report by mashed potato brain Sammy:  -ok, well, there's so much water in the back yard after the 2 feets of snow melted and now it's going to freeze tonight.  I wonder if aliens can ice skate? that would be PAWSOME.  and FUNNY when their legs go in all different directions.  I think I'll make some hot toddies and settle in for the laffs. Back to you buttercream butt.

Hey, make one for me - and save a spot at the slidy door!

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I think ALL of woo need to be good as gold fur your The Mom...




Pumpkinpuddy said...

You guys always make me laugh. I love the Monday reports.

I'll purr for your mom. I hope she's ok.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

We will purr for you Mum! I hope that it is nothing. I wish I lived with her too. I mean the Woman had bacon but I didn't get any.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Oh noooo, we will purr hard fur yoor mom. Yoo guys be good fur her. Don't make Khyra come up der...heehee. Save us a place to watch da alien, er, woofies skate.

Raymond and Busby said...

Buttercream butt! That's a good one. We're going to use that one!

We hope your Mom's biopsy goes good. We will be purring for her from now until she gets the results which we KNOW will be good.

Max said...

Paws are crossed for you Mom. Tell her to ask for the fun drugs. The Man always give biopsie peoples the funnest drugs he can.

And dood. BACON!!!! I want bacon!!!

Kea said...

The Monday report is always a great chuckle!

We are sending lots of purrs to your mom, and crossing our paws, that the biopsy will go well, with negative results.

Deb Cushman said...

The Meezer Monday Miles Report always gets our week off to a good start! This masterpiece was no exception!

Good wishes and hugs to your mom. Have her give you extra bacon -- then we're sure things will work our fine.

Forty Paws said...

We are sending tons of purrs and purrayers for the biopsy on your Mom next week! You guys try to be good this week, ok?

Luf, Us

Katnip Lounge said...

Beef liver? Man you guys are spoiled!

Is Billy gonna get all pumped up and stuff? That makes us a tiny bit worried...

Mega calming purrs coming your way from all of us, and Mommy too...we want your Mom to be OK.

Chrissie said...

Boys, I think you better listen to Khyra. You know how she is.

Anywho, I'll be a-purrin' and a-purrayin' for your The Mom and her Bibopsy.

Can I have one of those toddy things and a spot next to the slidy door, too?

SeaThreePeeO said...

We're sending lots of super special purrs to your mom

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

We are sending purrs for your mum that her biopsy report is all good.
Can we join you for hot toddies by the slidey door to watch the aliens?

Meowers from Missouri said...

if we efur moves frum our nap pile (it is purrty hard to type wif just one eyeball open an' toe extruded from the heap), we would like a ticket to the alien ice arena, please! we will bring a big thermos of catnip tea!!

we hopes billy boy is all back to his norty self soon!

an' we sends great big, huge, ginormous purrs to yer mom wif the fervent purrayer that it is all gonna be a big hoo-hah ofur nuthin'!!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

We are glad to read that everycat was realtively well-behaved.

We are sending tons of purrs for your Mom!!!!!


Miles your Monday reeports is always good.

We is sending BIG purrs to your Mom for her by-op-c....

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman

from you adoring tiny tuxie princess

Jans Funny Farm said...

Sending lots of purrs and tail wags for your mom.

Are you serious, the tree is still standing?

The Island Cats said...

We never get any bacon...we're deprived!!

We're purring for the mom lady person. We hope she's okay.

Just Ducky said...

Purrs for your mum, you need to be good so she doesn't worry.

Good bye my sweet Nicky

 Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky.  You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet.  I love you to the moon...