Monday, March 07, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The foods report - turkey, pancakes and ribs

The What did Billy do report - ok he's just getting weerd - after the mom gets out of the bubbly bath, Billy goes in there and rolls around and gets wet, then he goes and lays on the bed while he is wet. 

The What did Nicky do report - one kitten destruction crew

Ok, here with some 'aciting (MOL) alien noos is porkchophead Sammy:  OH MY BAST!! There is an alien war here!!!!  One of the farting aliens farted on the alien that lives next door and now he stinks!! ALOT!!! I must keep awake to make shur that it doesn't fart on me!!
Back to you wafflebutt. 

Yes, it is troo about the farting alien!  MOL!!!

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

20 comments:

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

pretty good reporting boys!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Khwit your whining Khat'brains' -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Alien At Large

Katnip Lounge said...

Billy ROLLS in WET?
We can't get past that...

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Excellent report. I'm interested in the stinky alien

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Billy
Too bots wet and den laid in da bed....oh my!

Purrs and nose kisses to my sweet cocoa puff messer man
From your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Sweet Purrfections said...

What has Nicky done now?

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Billy needs serious deprogramming! Voluntarily rollin in water means he is gone OVER ta the dark side!

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

See, we told ya dem stinky aliens was gonna make a big stink. Don't let 'em tease yoo Billy, Zippy likes ta get in da bathy tub and roll too.

Anonymous said...

We're not as worried about Billy as Sammy! He sounds like he needs a vacation!

Mr Puddy said...

Billy lays on the bed while he is wet !
That's a really good one, Your mom must be proud : )

Meowers from Missouri said...

great report! we wants ta know--izzat stinky alien black'n'white? do it smell like mao & rocky's VDR? ewwww!

billy: bubble baths? really?

Noll's Nip said...

Is that f*rting alien a skunk? We had one the other night. Don't know who he f*rted on, but it woke us all up from our sound slumbers!!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

A stinky, farting alien!!?? Better steer clear of that one!!!!

Jans Funny Farm said...

What in the world are they feeding those aliens!

The Florida Furkids said...

Pancakes? You eat pancakes????

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

We are very glad there are no farting aliens here!

Max said...

Billy gets wet on purpose? Is he ok? Did he jump wrong and land on his head? Oh...maybe he has a brain tumor! The Woman had one and she hasn't been the same since. She pees a lot. Which, I guess, is a whole different kind of wet... Hmmm...

I hope he's all right and that this passes soon...

Shaggy and Scout said...

You just make sure somehow that all that farting stays next door! You don't need that added to everything else you deal with!
Billy, Billy, Billy what are we to
Is it possible that Billy is actually an alien life form too? Maybe those next door ones somehow planted him at your house. Like bugging the phone, only different.

Raymond and Busby said...

Dudes, we suck because Mom has a job and a fractured elbow so she doesn't help us visit like we want to. Great to see you are still having a crazy time at your place.

GreatGranny said...

Good reporting. Wet cat? eeeeoooo....
Kassey

Good bye my sweet Nicky

 Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky.  You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet.  I love you to the moon...