Monday, February 06, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - pulled pork, hot dog and egg.  ::SIGH:: guess what I didn't get? 

The What did Billy do report - he gotted in bed wet again.  That is just so funny.  He crawls unner the covers and his head and feets are sopping wet.  Then he wipes his wet face on the mom.  BWAHAHAHAHAHA

The What did Nicky do Report - he whapped about eleventy bajillion toys unner the cold box.  and then he sat in front of it and hollered at it to give them back.  

The whacko report from whacko mashed potato brain Sammy:   - well the aliens have been somewhat quiet - the lawns are squishy and I doesn't think they like to get their precious feets muddy or something.  No sign of the mothership yet.....           Back to you jello hips.  

We still does not have a regular laptop for posting, but we is trying.  Hopefully the mom will get off her fat keester and get us one.  

That is the meezer monday miles report for today 

13 comments:

SeaThreePeeO said...

We like your style Billy!

Meowers from Missouri said...

great report, miles--sorry about the lack of f.t., but at least you gotted SOME pigmeat.

billy--where did you go to get wet?? and why would you WANT to??

nicky--take it frum us: the cold box (and the hot clo'es box) do not EVER gif back the stuff you hockeys unner 'em. yer wastin' yer breff hollerin' at 'em. instead, lead the mom to a yardstick an' holler at HER insted.

sammy, sammy, sammy: are the ghosts quiet, too? is there a clue there?

we loves you guys!!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammy pie will you whap something for me today?

hugs, auntie bee
xoxoxooxxooxox

Shaggy and Scout said...

No Ham!!!! Dang!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my word Billy! You are in trouble
Benny & Lily

Gemini and Ichiro said...

How does Billy get wet? That sounds like fun and I want to try it.

Ichiro

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

No french toast here either, and it really sucks. We don't get it, why would Billy even want to get wet? It's funny dat he gets unner da covers and wipes wet all over da mom, but really, no cat should be getting dat wet. And guess what, our new cold box doesn't haf enuff space unner da front fur us to whap our toys! Da cold box bounces dem back to us! We like it!

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

Still no French toast, Miles? That is just not acceptable!!!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Miles yoo do a fabubooless reeport!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Island Cats said...

Another crazy weekend at Casa de Meezer!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

We think you lead a very deprived life not getting any french toast Miles.

Just Ducky said...

No ham Miles? So sorry.

Oui Oui said...

Hee, hee, hee. That is one wild household you have!

Good bye my sweet Nicky

 Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky.  You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet.  I love you to the moon...