Wednesday, March 14, 2012

What the heck Wednesday

MILES

Come on people (and by people I mean the idiots, um morons, uh others who are mine brofurs).  Why does you all keep hollering at me and trying to shove me in boxes and stuff? I's sorry I's cranky alot.  The mom is not paying enuf attenshuns to me.  I's starving to deth 'acuase there's not french toasts around here.  The mom is sick and bizzy and it suks.  Sammy's a 'tenshun ho, Nicky is a spazzmo and Billy is houdini.  Where does that leave me? I has to do SOMEFING to get her attenshun.  Whining is the only way I knows how. 

22 comments:

Barb said...

Whining sounds like a good start honey pie.

HotMBC Cats-n-Mom said...

Oh poor Miles! Come ofur to my howse and I will be nice to you. If anycat here is not nice I will whap thems. We can play and snuggle. We has sunpuddles today.
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Elizabeth and Connor said...

We're sorry Miles! Should we come over and wrassle with you?

Random Felines said...

we say keep up the whining until the french toasts appear!!!

The Furry Kids said...

Oh, Miles!
It sux when The Moms are sick & busy & you're the only well-behaved person in your house so you get neglected> I know how you feel.

~Hurl, I mean, Earl Grey

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

Oh POOR MILES! Just hop a plane and come over and visit us. we'll cheer you up!

Purrs,
The Chans

Gemini and Ichiro said...

We are so sorry you have to talk so much to get any attention. Sometimes that kind of thing happens around here too. It is just wrong. I hope you get some French Toast!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Miles, talking is clearly getting you nowhere - you need to take some action! There has to be trouble to cause somewhere.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Our mom is sick too Miles.
We know you aren't really whining, just needy.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

We'z sorry Miles, maybe yoo could come over here and we could talk mom into fixing yoo some french toast and giving yoo some good masawjes. She will prolly complain but we usually get what we want anyway. Whining sometimes works, fur cats, not fur moms.

The Florida Furkids said...

We think whining is purrfect. We've never EVER had French Toast. Maybe we should try whining too.

The Florida Furkids

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Miles we hopes yoo get yur french toasts.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoapuff meezerman
from you adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Island Cats said...

Miles, you sure are getting the short end of the stick, aren't you??

Mickey's Musings said...

Whine away Miles!!!
Do whatever you need to do to get attention ;) heehee
Sleep on your Mom's face?? nah, that might get the wrong attention!!
How about showing your belly for rubs??? Do ya like them?
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure and JJ

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Ya should steal the Mom's credit card and order French Toast from Amazon. They sell EVERYTHING, right?

Oui Oui said...

You sure look crabulated! Try biting the mom's nose to let her know how you feel.

Two French Bulldogs said...

whats a kid to do!
Benny & Lily

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Hey, we say whatefur works! Our Mommy makes sum good french toast, teleport ofur.

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

You tell 'em Miles!!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Poor Miles! Come and stay with us for a holiday. Uh oh, we just remembered, we don't get French toast either.

Meowers from Missouri said...

awwww, crappity crap, dude. you kin teleport ofur to our house tomorrow. mom's not werkin' an' said she will made furench toast (that's french toast wif fur innit. it's the only kind she kin make, an' she sez it's in our honor!!)

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Trying to stuff you in boxes is justnot right.

Good bye my sweet Nicky

 Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky.  You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet.  I love you to the moon...