Monday, April 09, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The Easter Foods Report - TURKEY and FRENCH TOAST made wif something called BRIOCHE.  IT ROCKED. 

The What did Billy do report:   he ranned outside 20,000 times.  I say let him stay out there.  although it is fun to hear the mom scream D**MIT BILLY and then run

The what did Nicky do report - he was pretty good this week

The insane report by syko sammy - well the aliens are stirring alot more - and there's at least 4 new ones in the nayborhood.  when the mothership gets here it's gonna be HYOOGE.  I don't look forward to that day.  I think Maxx is lying to me too.  He tells me I'm not in any danger,. but I see the alien 'ahind us staring at me all the time like she wants to make soup out of me.  ::shudder::

The Mom report - well our the mom is a werld class KLUTZ.  she putted a chefs knife through her finger nail bed and she's hafing a hard time helping us type.  Look WOMAN, wipe up the blood and keep going.  sheesh

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

20 comments:

Gemini and Ichiro said...

I'd think she'd want to take the knife out. Because you know... that point might damage the keyboard. And you wouldn't want her to do that would you?

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Oh no... I hope your mummy is ok!

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Wait, yoor The Mom is bleeding? Oh no, yoo hafta push da buttons on da fone until someone says "nineoneone what is yoor merjensee" den yoo meow until someone comes to put a bandade on it...or she could just wash it off and put da bandade on herself. Oh, and mom told us yoo were calling her yoor mom lady person on dat stoopid facebook dat she's on ALL DAY LONG so we knew yoo gots sumfing good to eat. We gots sum ham from da sisfur in law, we like her.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

ohhhh french toast!!! i mean, sorry the mom, i hope you are better now.

smiles, auntie bee
xoxooxoxoxxoxooxxo

pee ess: sammy pie don't let them get you!

Barb said...

Owie, the mom. srsly.

Dammit is Gandalf's middle name. Just saying.

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

Oh no that sounds sore. Poor mum.The food does sund extra yummy.. Hope the wound heals quickly.. Hug GJ xx

Hannah and Lucy said...

Mum says Ouch!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

The Island Cats said...

Sounds like another typical weekend at Casa de Meezer!

Anonymous said...

French toast ... that's all that matters.

Two French Bulldogs said...

4 new alyons, yikes!
Benny & Lily

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

Probably best to send your Mom a few purrs so she heals quickly. She's a lot more use when all fingers are working!

That French toast sounds fab!!!

Purrs,
The Chans

Max said...

Cover the ouchy with duck tape. That stuff fixes everything!

Shaggy and Scout said...

Your mom too?
Ours was trimming a roast on Easter & sliced through her finger. She had bandaids on top of bandaids and that sucker still kept on bleeding.

Mickey's Musings said...

Sounds like you kitties had a good,tasty Easter!!!!! yum ;)
We are sorry your Mom hurt her finger.
Our Mom shuddered when she read that :o We are not surprised, she is a klutz too ;)
We purr her finger is not leaking anymore!!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure and JJ

Daisy said...

Does Brioche have BRIE in it?!?!

ps: I hope your mom's finger is feeling better soon!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Pawsome report Miles!
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby
PeeSss
We hope your Mom's finger is OK!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

We hope your mum's finger is soon better.

The Florida Furkids said...

Ewwwww.....blood on the keyboard will make the keys stick! We hope the Mom is better soon.

The Florida Furkids

Meowers from Missouri said...

we are sendin' purrs fur yer momladyperson's hurty finger!!

youse got a good haul on easter--hope there are still leftovers to be enjoyed;-)

miles--did they hafta call the bamalance fur yer hiccups?

Oui Oui said...

Somehow we missed this post! You have one interesting household! We hope the mom's blood didn't short out the 'puter.

Good bye my sweet Nicky

 Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky.  You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet.  I love you to the moon...