MILES
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today
The Foods Report - well chick-hen and squash (which is yummy) and cream of wheat (which is also furry yummy wif milk). No french toast - but the mom werked all weekend so I will gif her a break (well not really but I want to appear nice 'acause Santy Paws is watching)
The What did Billy do report - he was pretty good. He ranned outside a couple of times but the walkway was cold so he stayed on the porch
The what did Nicky do report - Nicky was pretty good - 'cept one day the mom came home and could not figure out how Nicky had gotten into something and spread it all ofur the floor. But she didn't get mad.
The syko report by Syko Sicko Sam: um listen up buttercream hips Cream of Wheat is GROSS and NO CAT should be eating that crap. You and Billy are WEERD and prolly NOT REAL CATS. Well the turkey holiday is coming up and I am eagerly waiting for some corn stalks. Wait, what? corn stalk season is past? why? THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT. Crap. Maybe I will get some turkey gravy. That's kind of ok. But corn stalks would be better. As far as the aliens are concerned it's been nice weather so they have been out in force hollering for the mothership to come and get them. I really hope it gets here soon. My ears cannot take much more of this.
Back to you oatmeal breath.
Hey Wacko Syko - Cream of Wheat is DELISHUS. Eating Corn Stalks is WEERD.
::mumbles:: sheesh, what a weerdo.
(SAM) HEY I HEARD THAT. COME HERE SO I CAN PUNCH YOU IN THE HEAD.
(MILES) listen SYKO, if you think I'm going to walk over to your lazy butt just to get punched you are WRONG mister.
(SAM) ::sneaking up in Miles:: - Hey, you! there's Ham in this box!
(MILES) ooooo HAM!!!!!!!!!!! ::gets in the box::
SAM - That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today - tune in next Monday to find out where I shipped him.
The (almost) daily adventures of Sammy, Miles and Nicholas Meezer. One is sweet and calm, one his happy and playful. The other? um......not so much.
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Good bye my sweet Nicky
Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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14 comments:
Cream of wheat is delishus! But, no fighting. The big man in red is already watching! Happy Monday, kittehz.
oh sammie pie you are so SMART!!! and yes, cream of wheat is nasty. just nasty. i can't wait to see where you sent him!
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
That Sammy is a piece of work!
Benny & Lily
You can ship him here....we'll give him turkey!!
The Florida Furkids
Hmmm...the Woman likes Cream of Wheat but I never get to try it because she loads so much sugar into it, or she makes it with chocolate milk. I really would like a taste sometime, though...it sounds spiffy!
There we were, thinking that things looked fairly calm this week, and now this ending!!!
Purrs,
The Chans
Cream of Wheat, huh? Must try that. Miles, you and I eat a lot of the same things! Have you eaten celery leaves yet? Dee-LISH!
Yr Gustatory Pal, Sweet Pea
Make sure he brings french toast back from wherever you ship him.
You handsome, silly boys always crack us up=we love your Monday Miles Reports!!...Happy holiday week ahead, precious friends...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
Sammy pie Miles falls for the box trick every time.
:::heheheh::::
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby
You ate squash?? The mom gives us that in our foods to keep us "regular." Guess you'll be regular now too.
Sandy Paws is watching you too Sammy!
Sammy!!!!!!!
Santa is watching YOU!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie
You mean Miles fell for another box trap?
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