Monday, December 09, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods report - NOTHIN.  not efen french toast.  oh the mom was "too tired" from all of the taking care of grammie last week.  HUMPFH

The what did Billy do report - NOTHIN.  suck up

The what did Nicky do report - well at least he kept the mom on her toes by knocking efurryfing over off all the tables.  Good job

The whacko-syko report by Syko Sam - well, it was cold last week and the aliens were not out as much.  Some more aliens haf moved away off our street - guess they could not find more people to eat and had to move on.  That's ok.  The ghosts in the dungeon haf been calling to me again to gif me a 'portant message but THE MOM WILL NOT LET ME DOWN THERE.  Sheesh.  It's not like I'm going to try and eat that flocked chrissymouse wreath that's down there.  Really.  I won't.  Much.  
Back to you butter butt. 

Yeah, go ahead and eat that thing covered in that fake snow - it's good for you! Oatmeal head. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today 

11 comments:

The Island Cats said...

Wow, a boring weekend at the Meezer house. Who woulda thunk it?

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Oh man. The whole reason I keep thinking of going there on your sofa is because of the food!

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

Here's hoping the menus are better tis week, Miles!

Purrs,
The Chans

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Hope everything gets back to normal this week and you get good food.

CatInTheFridge said...

Hope you have a better week this week!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

This week will be better!
Purrs
*Angel* Abby

meowmeowmans said...

That sounds not so exciting, kittehs. We bet next week will be better (and we are glad Grammie is doing so much better). :)

Oui Oui said...

No foods? No Billy running out the door? Are you sure you were in the right house?

The Florida Furkids said...

Kind of quiet at your place this weekend!

The Florida Furkids

Just Ducky said...

Guys, we hope Santa Paws think you all are good boys.

Ms. Phoebe said...

Perhaps mew should reprimand mewz human for starving mew so much with such slim pickings, that's what I do when mine only lets me eat three meals a day. It's a wonder we are still living.

Good bye my sweet Nicky

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