SAMMY
One slightly used human. Will sell to a good (or fair) home, cheap.
Advantages:
Has thumbs can open stinky goodness
gives good belly rubs
DisAdvantages
Does NOT open stinky goodness despite having thumbs
Snorks when she sleeps
complains about "all these cats" laying on top of her all night
Will sit on you if you stand on the human litterbox seat
will barf on you if you stand on the human litterbox seat
will put all the toys away while you are thinking about what to play with (even if it takes you 2 hours to decide)
does not like to share her dinner
complains about all the "cat hair" on her clothes
complains when "some stinky orinch" cat farts on her
We would really just like a human that WILL open stinky goodness cans and not give us that "the v-e-t says you're all too fat and cannot have stinky goodness" lecture.
The (almost) daily adventures of Sammy, Miles and Nicholas Meezer. One is sweet and calm, one his happy and playful. The other? um......not so much.
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
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Good bye my sweet Nicky
Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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MILES Meezer Rule Number 1: Cats are always for Peace . Dona Nobis Pacem This is our Hometown Hero Pam Melroy , Commander of the Space Shut...
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Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
13 comments:
are you interviewing for a new person sammie pie?
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxo
we would offer you ours in trade, but it sounds like neither of us would get an upgrade
You needs to be more agressive. I knock my fud plate & tins over when I am not getting fed quick enuf. I get 'the look' but I alsos gets fed quicker.
We have the same in stock... Purrs
If I didn't know better, I'd say we have the same exact mom!!
Shoot, we got one of those too.
Sounds like a straight up trade between you kittehs and us...
We think our mom came from the same model year.
Move to our house guys!
You had better make sure you have a fair replacement in place and fully trained before you sell this one…
Purrs,
The Chans
Gave it some thought, but we will pass on the offer.
I think I will keep the one I've got. She has never barfed on me or sat on me. If I tell her the stinky goodness she has just given me tastes like poop she will open another can for me. She did take me to the evil vet on Monday though so that goes against her.
I am thinking of putting mine on Craig's List
Lily & Edward
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