BILLAN PAIN
Sam Snow, under orders from King Moffrey, first of his name, protector of the realm and king of, oh, whatever this is, i has to remove your head and hand it to him. look, can you do me a favor and just unscrew your head and give it to me? I need a nap
SAM SNOW
No I will do no such thing. That wall place seems like a better place than here in, whatver this is. And why is King CrappyButt sitting on a chair made of knives from the mom's silverware drawer? doesn't he know how much trouble he will be in?
KING MOFFREY
HEY!! I said I wanted some heads! Bring me some heads! and Ham. And maybe a gel pad for this stoopid chair. I think I has a cut on mine royal hiney.
SAM SNOW
I think I will go to that wall place, it's got to be quieter than here. Someone needs to do something about King Whine-off-frey.
KING MOFFREY
::SIGH:: no one wants to have their head cut off. maybe I will just throw stale biscuits at them - there's a bunch of them laying around in the kitchen.
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Happy Birfday to Miles! And Gotcha Day to the Mom. Or is it the other way around? Whatever.
That King Winey lives here too
Lily & Edward
Did you take lessons from me??? I am the queen of whining!
Mom does a lot of whining or is that Wineing?
The Florida Furkids
OMC! What a kingdom! We hope those knives are NOT pointed up when King CrappyButt sits on them. And also, you better throw those biscvuits quick cause MMM is on her way to scarf up a few. They are like ham to her!
Can I watch if any heads get unscrewed?
Heads! Ham! Biscuits! We just can't keep it all straight, King Moffrey!
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