Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Happy Meezer Monday Efurryone!

Why is I so happy? Well, I doesn't know.  It's not like I had mine own cow or pig to eat last week, or any of that lovely fluffy toast made by those French people.  Or even a piece of baloney. Maybe I'm just da-leer-ee-us.  I spent some time screaming at the furniture.  Sammy spent time on high alien alert because there was a strange alien at the house next door.  we don't know if it's a new naybor, or if it was just visiting.  
Nicky spent lots of time in his new box.  Personally, I think that he spent a lot of time in there because it's very tall and he can't get out without tipping it over.  Once he's out, the mom stands it back up again, and he gets right back in.  Then he can't get out without tipping it over. I hear him in there talking about condos and how he and a lot of kitties are going to have a fabulous adventure in July.  Sounds interesting. 
Billy spent a lot of time wheezing.  I feel bad for the little guy 'acause when he's not wheezing out loud, he still breathes very hard.  The steeroids are not werking like they used to.  Poor guy. 

I think I heard the mom say something about chick-hen for dinner tonight.  So i'm just going to go scream at the cold box for a while until it gives up the food.