MILES
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I have continued to seek out ways to get more food from the mom. Previously I have wandered around the house hollering at things like the fridgerfrator, bath tub, cabinets, tables, tv and couch, thinking that the mom would give me foods to shut me up. This has failed. This past week I have taken to wandering around behind her, following her all over the house and putting on mine bestest pathetic look - and pathetic meow. I open mine mouth and no sound comes out. All I get in response to this is "Oh sweet pea, what's wrong? are you ok? oh sweetie pie". But NO FOODS.
The die-t that she has us on is slowly sapping all of our strength from us - we can barely make it across a room without passing out.
I have to try and figure out how to get more food of that horrible woman.
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Good bye my sweet Nicky
Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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Beins can be relentless about feeding times. We HATE that...
Keep using my the pathetic strategy, it's gotta wear her down sooner or later and make your eyes as big and sad as possible.
we dunno how she kin continyoo to afflict you wif that 4-letter werd!!! she hafs a mean streek we nefur suspishuned. you kin tellyport ofur fur some extra chows here, but they're only profided at 4:30 am an' 6:00 pm (central daylight time), an' then we kin haf a nap-pile befur you head home.
You need to get back into the traveling condo and go to a buffet.
Pipo says his bowl shows the bottom far too often as well...Minko, well, he needs tons of food, he is so scrawny...but at least he gets real good noms three times a day.
Meowmy would bend/break for all the pathetic mrouwing/begging.....wanna come here??
We'll teleport some good noms to you if you want.
The Florida Furkids
Oh, you poor starving kitty. Have you tried stealing her meals or is she eating in the closet so you can't?
Aw, poor thing! If you know where it is, take the foods for yourself!
Keep looking pathetic
Lily & Edward
We feel your pain!
we can sneek ewe sum via de dood in de brown shortz !!! ♥♥
Poor Miles! Do you have the strength to teleport here? I have lots of food. Too much food!! My mum wants me to eat more so if you can come and eat it, that will keep my mum happy because she will think it's me, and your mum will be happy because she will think you have got used to the evil diet.
Oh Miles! This is terrible :o
Doesn't your mom know that "diet" is a 4 letter word?
And a bad one at that!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
Miles, if you find a way, let me know--I too have been starved mercilessly!
OMC. Your mom is starving you!
Poor Miles. I hope she gives in soon.
It is beginning to sound like a desperate situation. Maybe you can pretend to pass out in front of her, preferably on the stairs?
Purrs,
The Chans
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