Thursday, February 04, 2016

The story so far....

LONG LONG AGO IN A LIVING ROOM FAR FAR AWAY

our young hero is trapped in a box by his nefarious brother Nicholas Trickypants.  He has been launched on an adventure to the Death Star for a duel with Darth Vader.  Or Marth Vader.  Or Darth Sader.  

Our young hero has just awoken from a much needed nap. 

THE VOICE IN THE BOX:   Come on guys, ME wants to get out.  And where did you put the litter box? 

NICHOLAS OOPSYPANTS:   um, litter box? 

MILES:   Really, you were going to send me into outer space without a litter box? And you gave him cheesy broccoli? You know that cheese can sometimes, um, just go through a dude, right? 

NICHOLAS SORRYPANTS:   oh jeez.  I didn't know. Now what is I supposed to do? I can't find the remote control to turn the ship around.  And it might be out of range. 

MILES: Out of range? It's in the kitchen. 

THE VOICE FROM THE KITCHEN:   Hey, what's this box doing in here? And who's in it? 


11 comments:

pilch92 said...

The kitchen? That is where you sent him?

da tabbies o trout towne said...

the kitshun !!!!!!!!!!! doodz.....we iz crackin up !! ♥♥♥

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

The Death Star is in the kitchen? Who knew!!!

Mickey's Musings said...

What a pawsome place to send a cat,even if he is your brother!
We is crackin up too!
MOL!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

As odd as this may seem, we THINK we are following the story so far. But please dont involve Jar Jar Binks...

So, we unnerstand that the lightsaber is fer slicing the cheese&broccoli, Miles is both in&out of the box, the box is in space (in the kitchen), the Death (of the) Star involves that song about Buddy Holly, his Crickets are waiting fer the show ta begin, and the lightsaber is fer cutting the cheese (requiring some ventilation of the box which is space).

OK, Carry on...

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my kitty kat! Hope he is getting ham and water BOL
Lily & Edward

Jans Funny Farm said...

Ah, rescue, at last! And hopefully in time. Every cat needs a litterbox in his space ship.

Pip said...

Too funny! My mom just loves your stories. Me? I think every space craft should have a literbox, and treats, you know, just in case.

Pip said...

Too funny! My mom just loves your stories. Me? I think every space craft should have a literbox, and treats, you know, just in case.

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

We are feeling just a tad confuserated and mixeded up...sigh...hope no explosions happended though...

The Florida Furkids said...

No litterbox AND cheesy broccoli? OMC we don't want to be near that box when it opens!

The Florida Furkids

Good bye my sweet Nicky

 Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky.  You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet.  I love you to the moon...