A note to the woman:
If you don't have a brush in your hand, I have no use for your petting. There's a reason why I whapped the brush into your back and onto your head while you were bomiting over the weekend. BRUSH ME. You had time between bomits to brush me. I was there. I saw you just sitting there. I don't care that you were slightly green and moaning. Your hands were not busy. BRUSH ME!!!!! I has to keep my furs floofy for my Abby darling.
Yours truly
PEE ESS: What's a "Brush hore?" (I think that werd in on my bad werd list. OOOOOOOOOOOO now you're in trouble for calling me a bad name)
