Yes, No. Yes, Yes, Maybe

MILES

YES - my hoo-has was itching and I hadded to lay on my back on the baf mat and skratch them on the door by rolling back and forf. is that a prollem?

NO - It wasn't me that tippded ofurr the table next to the couch - it was Sammy, you should know that's his M.O.

YES - I must holler at the walls - there's invisidable bugs there that need to be hollered at. If I doesn't holler at the invisdable bugs, they will get out of control, and then I must start jumping at the walls - like I did last night.

YES - I really really really hadded to lick the ofurr side of your sit around and watch your weight speshul ice cream sammich while you was eating it - i fought that we could each lick an end and meet in the middle.

MAYBE tomorrow I will be a good boy - but don't hold your breaf.