Friday, June 02, 2006

Why does a cat do what a cat does?

SAMMY

Why do I:

Chew on Mommy's clothes when she's trying to get dressed?

Haf to get onto the windowsill in the people's litterbox room by jumping on the people's litterbox?

Turn my nose up at the stinky goodness you give us for breakfast efurry morning, then eat it all when you're not looking?

bat the tv control thingies off your nightstand efurry night?

lay on your head while you are sleeping?

wrestle wif Miles on your legs while you are sleeping?

howl when I can't see out the bedroom window?

hide my toys all ofur the house then howl so that you get up and look for them?

look out the front door window but run whenefurr someone comes near the door?

scratch the couch all the time?

scratch the blankets on the bed all the time?

dig you out from under the covers in the middle of the night so that the cold air blowy thing blows cold air on your head? (come on, you turn it on and then you hide under the covers, that makes NO sense)

Why do I do all these things? Because it is the glory of being ME and it's what cats do. Don't question it, you will hurt your little head.

13 comments:

Oreo said...

Does you know that song Parents Just Don't Un-nerstand?

You know, effurrywhere I go, You guys has already been. You must get up at 4 in the morning!! :)

Maggie & Molly said...

Your humans are lucky you only jump on there litter box to get to the window. I wait until my momma is on the box and then I jump on the tub, then on HER and then the counter tops. Momma sure makes a good jumping board!

brandi said...

Beans. They have no brains. It's those aposable thumbs and warm laps, though. And they know how to love.

DEBRA said...

Just 'member Sammy we're cats and their not! Hahahahahahaha!!

HI Sweetest Sammy!!

Purrssss
*ABBY

Gemini said...

Sammy, you are so lucky your Momma gets up to find your toys. My Momma just figures I did it, so I can find them. She is so mean to us!

Kukka-Maria said...

Some cats are programmed to be angels. Other cats are wired to be hellions.

Do you love being a hellion as much as I do? ;) Party on, Sammy!

Zeus said...

I lay on the head all the time while the human pet is sleeping. "Cover and smother" is the best move ever to get food, playtime, or a clean litter box!

Patches & Mittens said...

They will NEVER understand us! NEVER......

Patches Lady

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Party on!

Diva Kitty said...

Humans... that's all I can say. Humans.

Max said...

AMEN!

Luna said...

hmmm! =^^=

Les Trois Chats said...

heeheehee...
:-)

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