...when they are going to the human litterbox room - jump up onto the human litterbox and just stand there and stare at them, but don't move
...when they are sitting on the couch, jump up on the couch, stomp across their laps and then jump down just as they reach out to pet you. Do this about 12 times in a row
...when they are sitting on the couch, lay behind them and smak them in the head wif your paw about efurry 2 minutes (Grampa Norton teached me this)
...when they go down into the dungeon, run to a corner and stand there facing the corner and start screaming at it. If they has watched a movie called "The Blair Witch Project" this will freak them out. (mommy really loved this one the ferst time I efurr wented into the dungeon when she was doing laundry)
...sneak into the place where they keep the pots and pans and start knocking them ofurr - do this while they are in anofurr room, when you hear them coming, get out of the cabinet and just sit there staring at it like a monster is in there.
...dip your paws in your water dish and then jump up behind them on the couch - reach out and start making biscuits on their necks wif your wet paws. (I didded this last night - Miles was impressed that Mommy almost stood on the ceiling!)
...stick your nose in their moufs when they are sleeping - way far in
...if there are more than 1 of you in the house, efurryone get up on the bed and sit real close to the beans and just stare at them when they are sleeping. don't blink. when they wake up, don't move, just stare.
...if you lay on the pillow ofurr their heads, make biscuits on their heads, get your paws tangled up in their hair real good then start pulling real hard to get your paws untangled. do this only when you are shur they are sleeping.
...if you can get to the dirty laundry basket, pull out somefing - like a slingshot or what they wear unner their jeans, and run around the house wif it in your mouf. Do this only when they has company.
...if you like to sit on their laps and let them pet you, reach up and lick their eyeball. (good one Miles)
...run into anofurr room and start screaming really loud 'acause you dont' know where they went.
...wait until you know they has to go to the human litterbox and then jump up on them and stand on their stomachs.
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...