SAMMY
...when they are going to the human litterbox room - jump up onto the human litterbox and just stand there and stare at them, but don't move
...when they are sitting on the couch, jump up on the couch, stomp across their laps and then jump down just as they reach out to pet you. Do this about 12 times in a row
...when they are sitting on the couch, lay behind them and smak them in the head wif your paw about efurry 2 minutes (Grampa Norton teached me this)
...when they go down into the dungeon, run to a corner and stand there facing the corner and start screaming at it. If they has watched a movie called "The Blair Witch Project" this will freak them out. (mommy really loved this one the ferst time I efurr wented into the dungeon when she was doing laundry)
...sneak into the place where they keep the pots and pans and start knocking them ofurr - do this while they are in anofurr room, when you hear them coming, get out of the cabinet and just sit there staring at it like a monster is in there.
...dip your paws in your water dish and then jump up behind them on the couch - reach out and start making biscuits on their necks wif your wet paws. (I didded this last night - Miles was impressed that Mommy almost stood on the ceiling!)
...stick your nose in their moufs when they are sleeping - way far in
...if there are more than 1 of you in the house, efurryone get up on the bed and sit real close to the beans and just stare at them when they are sleeping. don't blink. when they wake up, don't move, just stare.
...if you lay on the pillow ofurr their heads, make biscuits on their heads, get your paws tangled up in their hair real good then start pulling real hard to get your paws untangled. do this only when you are shur they are sleeping.
...if you can get to the dirty laundry basket, pull out somefing - like a slingshot or what they wear unner their jeans, and run around the house wif it in your mouf. Do this only when they has company.
...if you like to sit on their laps and let them pet you, reach up and lick their eyeball. (good one Miles)
...run into anofurr room and start screaming really loud 'acause you dont' know where they went.
...wait until you know they has to go to the human litterbox and then jump up on them and stand on their stomachs.
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Good bye my sweet Nicky
Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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MOM When I started this endeavor in 2006, I never expected how my world would change. I had an 18 month old meezer and a not even one yea... -
Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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Hi to my sweetest most gorgeous blue-eyed Sammys!
WELL I am impressed!I could nefur fink up all of these fings to do. You are so smart!My Momma would not know what to do wif me if I did fings like this. But I can tell who is in charge at your house Sammys, my hero!
Purrs & Headbutts
~ABBY
Sammy-How longz did it takez you to come up with all of these thingz to do. I know howz to wake mommy up really early an stuffs. I don't finks my mommy would know what to do either if all fives of us did this. - Sia
You two are EVIL!!!! My mum says her nerves would be in shreds if she had to live with the two of you doing all that! I am a bit kinder to her.
Oh you two have some good ideas. I like them!
Oh my. You are a funny creature thinking up all these things. I actually think you're probably more talk than you are action. Surely you don't do ALL these things to work on your beans' nerves, do you?
Cowboy, um, in the almost 2 years I haf been here, and in the 1 year Miles has been here, combined wif the 18 years Trixie has been here, we has actually done ALL of the fings on the list. Not all at once, but we has done them all.
Fat Eric, yes, Mommy's nerves are sometimes shot, speshully when we only let her sleep 3 hours a night. If she puts us out of the bedroom, we howl really loud until she lets us back in, so it's a lost cause.
Hi Abby *waves up at Abby*
Sia - it tooked a while to fink up some of these fings, but most of them we fought of really quick.
Gemini - feel free to borrow some. Your mom and almost dad will love it!
Sammy
We're gonna print out that list & pin it up by the litterbox! These are great! If we didn't know better we'd think you were talking to Phychokitty Max.
Ooohhhh! Thanks! Now I have more tricks to use on my Meowmy!
I am learning so much here!
You have the bestest ideas. I am going to print this out so I don't forget any of them.
Patches
you guys really know how ta party!
Wow, Sammy -- There's sum reely good tips, heer! Thanks a lot!
Sammy, when I was a little guy I used to make biscuits on my person's head when she went to sleep. she liked it a lot. maybe I should do it again sometime.
---Beezer
Sammy, be nice to your beans. Remember they feed you and give you shelter. Try not to drive them totally nuts.
Oh yeah, ways to drive the beans crazy. I likes the ones about waking them up and staring at them. I do that lots with mum. She wakes up and my nose is right up next to hers. hehehe.
But you give me more things to try.
Those are some great ideas! We do some of those things already, but we'll haves to try some of the others.
I also like to rub all over Mom's feet then all of a sudden bite them, and I ask to be picked up, then I bite her on the head. For some reason, though, she doesn't put me down when I do that...
~Strider
Sammy, you have some great advice, stuff I never even thought of! I'm going to have to try some of them!
Also, I've tagged you guys!
Oh Squilliam--I just tagged them too... We both gotted them!
Those are some GREAT ideas!! We're gonna have to try them out!!
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