Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Mommy is sad

Our Mommy is furry furry sad. Grampa Norton is getting very bad and she says it won't be long until he goes to meet Ralphie at the Rainbow Bridge. He is having a lot of problems walking, and she doesn't think his medikshun is working and that he is losing his sight. He is very quiet and sleeps all the time. He has ofer problems with his "litter box" habits that he cannot help. Mommy says that she may have to take him to the V-E-T soon and help him to get to the Bridge. Gramma Trixie is also furry sad 'acause Norton is her twin. Mommy thinks that Trixie will not stay around long after Norton goes, 'acause they have never been apart in all of their lives (almost 18 years). We don't know how to make Mommy feel better, and that makes us furry sad too.

Monday, February 27, 2006

Purring Mat

OH OH OH. Mommy gotted a thing to lay on for her hurty back that has heat and it PURRS. Mommy was laying on it, and I laid down on top of her, and it felt like she was purring. When she got up, I laid down on the purry thing, and it was so warm and the purring felt so good, when Mommy got back, I was laying on it sleeping on my back. Mommy needs to buy one just for me. She got the flashy thing out, but as soon as she got it set to take a pikshur, I got down.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Vampire Slayer


We finded another pikshur wif the name BUFFY on it. Isn't Buffy a Vampire Slayer? (and female? This am a boy poodin) Mommy says that Buffy am one of her Mommy and Daddy's Poodins. The ofer one is named Angel and she does not have any pikshurs of him. I wonder if that's 'acause he won't show up in a pikshur 'acause he's a vampire. Mommy says that Buffy is a very sweet poodin who had a hard time when he was a baby- he hadded somefing called a gran mal seizure when he was nootered. She says that maybe I can go to Gramma and Grampa's house to visit wif Buffy and Angel. She's not so sure 'bout Miles- she thinks he will terrorize them, but that I would be a good boy. Maybe I can go tomorrow?

Friday, February 24, 2006

ummmmmm, who the....?

mom? mom? MOMMY!!!!!!
Who is this, and why is this pikshur on our 'puter?
We better not be gettin' a new brofer.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Cat Crazies


So, tonight when Mommy gotted home, she fixed a plate of pick-els and some deli sliced ham for dinner, and sat down on the couch to watch TV. She hadded to go out pretty soon after, so she was 'laxing and talking to us. Miles gets up on the couch and tries to get into Mommy's plate, so she putted a finger on his nose and said "NO NO NO Miles, get off the couch" and then it happend. Miles jammed his head into her plate and took the WHOLE STACK of ham and ran up the stairs wif it in his mouf, hid unner the bed and ate it ALL. Mommy was laughing so hard her face was leaking! Miles is a sneaky little piggie!


Well, the ofer day Mommy and I are chillin' on the couch, and she goes out into the kitchen to gets somefing, and she hears a knocking sound. After she looked around for a while, she seed one of the cabinet doors opening and closing and making the noise. She gotted scared, and picked up the mop, stood back and flinged open the door. wanna know what it was? SAMMY!! It was Sammy in the cabinet. He gotted the door open and climbed in, but it shutted behind him and he could not figure out how to open it again. Sometimes he's a little stoopid!

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Setting the Record Straight


1. I did not MEAN to give Miles an Owie. Really, I blame Mommy for it. She's the one that gived me the nip, so it's her fault.
B. I blame Miles for his own owie, 'acause he was under the quilt wiggling around when Mommy was asleep, and in my nipped up state, the wiggling quilt needed to be attacked and rabbit kicked into submission. Only later did I realize that it was Miles and not the quilt that was wiggling.
3. I did too getted ham last night. Miles hadded his, and I was upstairs doing gymnastics on the really cool railing, and looking down into the living room upside down, but I was not done wif my routine yet when he was getting his ham. He came upstairs to say "nah nah nah, Mommy loves me more 'acause I gotted ham" but I was on my way down, and Mommy had a plate full just for me. Mommy said she would never give just one of us treaties, that all 4 of us gets them when she has them.

Monday, February 20, 2006


Thank you all so much for you concern for my owie. I still don't know how I gotted it, but I am starting to think that Sammy rabbit kicked me under the covers the ofer night after he was into the nip. Mommy has tried giving me lots of kisses to make it better, but it still hurts a little bit. So she gave me ham instead. I think I'll milk this for anofer day or two. She's not mad at Sammy, which I think is wrong - after all, he hurted me. But he wasn't around when I gotted the ham, so that makes up for it.

Sunday, February 19, 2006



Do you see it? I gots a big OWIE on my head. I don't 'amember how I gotted it, but it hurts. Somefing happened, 'acause I'm missing lots of fur there too, I just can't 'amember. I think I have "samnesia"

nuh uh. I'm not 'asponsible for anyfing that happens when I'm on nip.

Friday, February 17, 2006


We have never ever written Haiku (and neifer has Mommy), so it's prolly really bad, but here goes:


Hey William and Moose
I fear a war will begin
I too love Kukka


Oh dear sweet Abby
So beautiful and tailless
Manx cats are awsome


What? Haiku for CATS?
Now all cats think they are smart
No more nip for Max

Update from MILES
I'm sorry Moose and William, I could not resist. You two can fight for Kukka-Maria. My true feelings must emerge

The State of Winter
Such colorful girls are there
Patches and Mittens

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Pawtrait Hints

Isn't the Pawtrait contest HARD??? We have seen some hints on other cats blogs that have been helpful, so we thought we would post some hints too. So here goes:

1. MILES has his paws on somefing with pink in it
2. I have my paws on somefing with lace and little red and green flowers on it
3. We bof have dark paws - mine are darker than Miles'
4. Our pikshurs are very close to each ofer, but not next to each ofer

Hope that helps! *goes back to mumbling "too many white paws" - TOO MANY WHITE PAWS!! I'm gonna need glasses after this*

Wednesday, February 15, 2006


First, I was MAD MAD MAD at Mommy 'acause she didn't come home from werk 'afore she went to skool. I was worried that she was going to be gone all night, and we weren't going to get our shrimps that she promised. So, being the baby that I am, I had a temper tantrum and knockded over the trash in the kitchen. Mommy knew it was me right away when she FINALLY gotted home. I was so 'fraid that she was going to be mad 'bout the mess, and that I would not get any shrimps. But, she 'POLOGIZED for not coming home earlier 'acause she gotted out of werk late and went straight to skool. AND, I gotted my shrimps. The shrimps were YUMMY. There were only 2, so Sammy and I each got a an WHOLE one. Too bad Gramma Trixie and Grampa Norton don't like shrimps. They just sniffed at it and walked away. Mommy gave them bad liver (MOM: it's liverwurst). Then I was so happy that I gotted under the covers with Mommy and wiggled all night.

*does a Happy Shrimp Dance* I thanked Mommy by sleeping on her head.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Happy Heart Day

Happy Valentine's Day to all of our new furry and people friends! Mommy tried putting big red bows on us and taking our pikshurs, but we kepted running away, so she hadded to use old pikshurs. I guess we should have been nice, but, we're BOYS, stop dressing us up. We did gived her lots of extra kisses this morning though, and she gave us lots of pets and skritches and neck massages and kisses too. AND we asked her if we could have SHRIMPS tonight after she gets home from skool, and she said YES - there are 2 shrimps in the freezer that she said she would thaw out for us. YAY!!! We will be sitting in front of the big cold box all day long waiting!

Monday, February 13, 2006



Mommy has "issues" wif me snugging her under the blankies in bed. Snuggling to me means butting my head into her back, doing some bunny kicks to her back, chewing her hair, sticking my nose up her nostrils and sometimes licking and biting her earlobe. Snuggling to HER means me just laying there like a little lump of kitty fur and keeping her back warm under the blankies. Well, if she wanted that, she would not give me pitr pat treats and kitty crack 'afore bed. they make me HAPPY and then I gets all WIGGLY when I gets into bed.

Friday, February 10, 2006

Don't tease me mom!


Mommy says it's kind of a purrfday for me - I'm 9 months old today. But Sammy says I don't get cake or purresents until I'm 1 year old. How long will it be until I'm 1? Sammy thinks that it's too many sleeps away to count. So then mom, what's the point of getting me all 'acited 'bout a purrfday if i'm not getting nothin?

OH. And we've been tagged. So, here goes:

Here are the rules:
1. Go into your archives.
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Post the fifth sentence (or closest to it).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
5. Tag five other people to do the same thing.
Here’s the sentence:
It's nap time now, and then we hafta praktice our Tub Hockey

Now we are tagging: (hopefully for the 1st time)

  • Rafe and Rhett - No Deep Thoughts

  • Abby

  • ChatCat

  • Snoodleroo

  • Ullrick
  • Wednesday, February 08, 2006

    Oh Enough.........


    It's MY pillow, you're not getting it back. Go find another one and leave me alone. And, while you're at it, I would appre-she-ate it if you would sleep on the ofher side of the bed. It is very annoying for me to walk over your lumpiness to get out of bed. People. Think they own efurryfing. SHEESH.

    Monday, February 06, 2006

    No, I was not trying to kill you


    I was trying to shut you up - you were SNORING. It's not my fault you have 97 pillows on the bed, and one was easy to put over your face. I found that when i laid down on top of it, I could not hear your snoring anymore. And, it was very comfortable. How was I to know you could not breathe with a pillow and a 15 pound kitty sleeping on your face? But, since you're up, could we have some treats?

    Friday, February 03, 2006



    I had a rough night. Mommy would not lay still in bed, so I gotted tossed around from one side to another. Then Sammy wanted to chase me. Then I just needed to get up and run up and down the stairs like my tail was on fire. Then I had to practice jumping on and off the dresser. Then I had to practice my Tub Hockey. Mommy gotted mad 'acause she said it was 3am and not hockey time, but I don't know what a 3am is, and I wanted to play hockey. Me and Sammy were practicing our fighting and body checking. So I was really sleepy this morning and fell asleep before breakfast.

    Wednesday, February 01, 2006

    See my sad face?


    Our Mommy has abandoned us! It's bad enuf that she has to go to someplace called "werk" efurry day. But NOW, she has to go to someplace called "skool" at night, leaving us alone more. She comes home to say "hi" and make shur we have food, but then she goes out again for at least 5 sleeps!!!! Then she comes home and it's time for bed. No cuddling, no playing, just werk, skool and bed. Can we get a NEW Mommy until ours is done wif skool?

    Update on us

    SAMMY I had a v-e-t appointment last week and the v-e-t is kind of werried 'acause i might haf another skin cancer starting.  she will...