Friday, November 30, 2007

Alrighty then

MILES

So, there's this show on the talking pikshur box about being smarter than some little kid. Mommy was watching last night and all I haf to say about it is this:

Mommy couldn't even get a FERST GRADE grammer queschun right? Oh, and to that guy from the PKA fraternity - the sun rises in the NORTH? Seriously dude, you're in kollig? Really, maybe I should take the test to get into kollig. I mean, I SAT around the house yesterday. I could soooo pass that test.

Ok, so then after that there was some show on about songs. This is the WRONG show for our mommy to watch. Wanna know why? 'cause she just always makes up her own werds. BUT, the one song was to some TV show called Green Acres. OH BROTHER, why did they haf to play that song? She sang that stoopid song for HOURS. (mom's note: about 5 minutes). I do haf one thing to say about that show though, from what i've heard, all of those contestants sing werse than mommy. And she sings like a screaming cow.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

I've been ACCUSED?

SAMMY

Dear Mother:
By saying to someone on the phone "somemeezer named Sammy must have whapped my full glass of water onto the couch while I was in the kitchen" you DO mean that an alien came into the house and threw water on your seat on the couch.


RIGHT?

You would NEVER accuse ME of something like that.

RIGHT?

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday

MILES

So, here's my rule for today: bad breaf is an awsome tool to get someone out of bed in the morning. So is a well placed stomp on the bladder.


Good morning Mommy!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

A great christmas gift idea

MILES

From time to time, you will see some posts about things you might like to buy. We have signed up with Smorty to get paid to write some posts.
BUT, we found someting GREAT to write about! Christmas presents!!! Digital Photo Frames! Now, this is a great idea to get your mom or food lady or dad or grammie or grampie, so that they can always look at you. Who would not like a Digital Picture Frame! Oh, and the moms and dads and grammie and grampies can look at their blurpy things with them too. So, go check them out!

digital picture frame
MILES

Well, ok, but it seems like a girly name to me. But I am sexy and sultry.


You Are Vixen

Sexy and sultry, you're the one all the other reindeer dream about.

Why You're Naughty: That fur pulling spat you got into with Dancer over Santa.

Why You're Nice: Because even when you're nice, you're still delightfully naughty!


SAMMY
Is this another crack on my feets? (again, NOT peg legs)

You Are Prancer

You are the perfect reindeer, with perfect hooves and perfect flying form.

Why You're Naughty: Because you're Santa's pet, and you won't let anyone show you up.

Why You're Nice: You have the softest fur and the sweetest carrot breath.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Saturday, November 24, 2007

MILES

mmmmm - pecan pie

You Are Pecan Pie Soda

Sweet, but totally nuts



SAMMY

ummm YEAH

You Are Broccoli Casserole Soda

Vegetarians taste better!

Friday, November 23, 2007

Friday conversashun with Mommy

SAMMY

So, yesterday was turkey day. Mommy offered me some turkey, but I was not shur about it, so I didn't eat it. Miles scarfed his down That's prolly 'cause he threw up twice yesterday. Once when Mommy waked up and then again when they gotted home from thanksgiving dinner. I might thaf liked the broccoli that I heard they had for dinner, but did she bring ME any? NOOOOOOOOO. She hates me or somefing.

Meezer Mom: Sammy, broccoli is, how shall i put this nicely, a gaseous food.

Mom, I won't poot. I'm not like Miles.

Meezer Mom: Sammy, since you sleep with your booty right near my face most nights, i'm not willing to take that chance. Besides, there's a bucket with some wilted beet greens and broccoli leaves in the hall.

I know Mommy, but it would haf been nice of you to bring ME somefing speshul for Thanksgiving.

Oh Sammy, my sweetie little meezer man, come here and get some belly skritches.

Nope, sorry Mommy, that's not....................um.........stop........... purr............stop...............purrrrrrrrrrrrr..........really mommy i'm mad at you.........purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssss.....can I haf a hamstring rub now?
oh, don't call me a sweetie little meezer man in public. it's 'barassing! I'm a manly mancat.

Of course you are my sweetie manly little meezer mancat.

MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM. ::sigh:: she's hopeless.

Thursday, November 22, 2007


Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. This year we are thankful for ALL of our friends in the cat blogosphere. You are all awsome and we love you all.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Um, no

MILES

it did not hert when I crashed into the corner running up the stairs. why?

Meezer Rule: always act like you meant to make the mistake.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

So......

MILES

Ferst of all, why does she feel the need to wake me when i'm on my gizzy quilt and sleeping so nice?

video

So, mommy hadded her 3rd phone innerview for the jobbie she really really wants. It was a tek-ni-kal innerview, so she was slightly freaked. then she hadded to drive 85 miles to anofur innerview. She hopes she didded ok on bof of them. So....... we will just haf to wait and see and purray.

Meezer Mom: I want to thank each and every one of you for your thoughts and prayers. I really appreciate all of them. It's been a rough road the last year without steady work for me and Meezer Dad. We could really use a little spell of good luck right now, so I thank you all for all of the kind words and strength you have given me. This Thanksgiving I am so grateful for all of the wonderful friends we have made here in the cat blogosphere.

HEY! I didn't say you could take ofur our blog Mommy!

****UPDATE: Mommy did not get the jobbie she wanted. They said they wanted to "pass". Please say some purrayers for us, we really need a job. Thank you.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Meezer Monday

MILES

Just 'acause I sleep wif my tongue out, doesn't mean you should point the flashy box at me. Can't a guy haf some privacy?



Mommy says "fank you" for all the purrs for her innerview this morning. If she's not crying or freaked out or anyfing after, we will try and update later today. otherwise, we will calm her down and update tomorrow. Fank you all so much, we loves you all!

Sunday, November 18, 2007

A Sunday post - with Memes!!

MILES

our good friend Sly and our good friend Mickey tagged us for some meme's. Sly would like some random facts and Mickey would like to know what we would put in our "Box of Life". So, ferst:

More random facts about us
1. Mommy thinks Sammy walks like a soldier - his steps are always exactly the same length, even when he runs. He doesn't gallop around the house like me - it's more like he double-time marches.
2. when I lay unner the covers, I haf to lay on top of the top sheet and unner the blankie or quilt - nefurr unner the top sheet next to akshual human flesh.
3. I'm either really clingy and haf to be near mommy ALL the time, or I completely ignore her and spend my time upstairs away from her.
4. Sammy is the pickiest eater that mommy has efur seen.
5. I am not a very picky eater, however, lately, I have not been eating all the stinky goodness I get.
6. I am terrified of the front door to the outside when it is open. Sammy is too.
7. We do, however, like it when the slidy door is open and we can sit in front of the screen. As long as no one gets near us. If someone gets near us, we run fast to the upstairs and unner the bed.

Ok, now for the 2nd meme:

A SIMPLE BUT VERY IMPORTANT MEME: List your treasures and tag other kitties and their humans also, as many as you like. Let this reflection spread through out the world. We need to count our contentments as Blessings!~~~What do you look back over and treasure enough to place inside your BOX OF LIFE?~~~

1. Sammy - I would put my fev-ver toys in my box of life
2. Miles - I would put some ham in my box of life
3. Sammy - I would put my snuggle time in bed wif mommy in my box of life.
4. I would put my windowsill and couch kissies wif mommy in my box of life
5. I would put my skritching time on the dining room table in my box of life
6. I would put all thet sweet things mommy says to me in my box of life - even my nickname Poosie.
7. I would put tons of purrrsss and love for kitties who have no homes in my box of life.
8. I would put all my purrrsss for sick kitties and beans in my box of life - so that I never run out.


We would like to tag Frostin and his court for the memes (either or both, they can pick), and we would like to tag Sly for the Box of Life Meme, and we would like to tag William and Russell and Caroline and Olivia for either or both. We would like to tag Patches, Mittens, Mistrie and Precious for either or both a well.

PS - please keep purring for mommy's innerview Monday! She's starting to get nervous!

Friday, November 16, 2007

Nervous time

SAMMY

Ok, so mommy gotted a call today for a 3rd phone innerview for the jobbie she really really really wants. If she passes this phone innerview, she may get called to go for a face to face innerview in mare-uh-land (although that is not where she will be werking, she will be werking from home or traveling around the east coast). She is nervous and really really really wants this jobbie (and we need it badly too!). So, her innerview is Monday at 9am, so if we could ask you again for your purrsss. Cat blogosphere purrs are furry powerful- they haf gotten jobbies for other mommies and daddies and brought kitties home from being lost, and helped lots of kitties get better.

Thanks! we loves you all!

Friday Friday

MILES


So, as I was wandering around hollering yesterday, I gotted to thinking these thoughts:

why isn't there just cheese flavored stinky goodness? I likes cheese

oo, ham and cheese stinky goodness would be awsome

how DOES that pikshur printer werk? it's so fascinating

THUNDERING HERD OF ELEFANTS!!!

HEY! come out to the kit-chen! NOW! HURRY!!

what? I didn't call you? you're getting crazy mommy

QUICK, COME BACK TO THE KIT-CHEN!!

::Sigh:: noooooo YOU'RE nuts mommy

can't a cat just sing without getting the 3rd degree?

what's daddy doing here? it's not the weekend

oh, and innerview? good luck daddy!

THUNDERING HERD OF ELEFANTS!!

come on, you don't recognize the song i'm singing? "i light up my life, la lala la la lala la I light up my life"

WHAT???

oh, ok, I think I'll take a nap now.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Meme thursday

SAMMY

Our friend Boo tagged us for the 7 things about us Meme.
So, here are 7 things about us
1. Miles will just wander around the house hollering for no reason at all - for like 15 or 20 minutes at a time. When mommy calls him he snaps out of it - like he's a zombie or somefing.
2. If no one plays fingers with me then I will hang over the balcony and scream until someone does. This is very annoying to mommy.
3. Miles figured out that if he chews on something plastic, he can get mommy to scream really loud and say all the werds on his bad werd list
4. my favorite sleeping spot during the day is the back of the couch behind mommy's head. that way i can kick her periodically.
5 we both like cuddling, but don't really like to be held. But we has to lay next to mommy and be touching her most of the time.
6. I'm mommy's cuddle bunny. I don't haf a prollem wif that, except that i'm not a bunny. she's weird.
7. I'm usually the trouble maker. But I never get in trouble 'cause I'm cute



We think that efurrryone has been tagged for this at one time or another, so if you hafen't played yet, COME ON - PLAY!!!



Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday - The Solution to the Case of the Unaccountably Wet Head

MILES

My wonderful and dear friend Detective Skeeter, has solved the case of my Unaccountably Wet Head.
Meezer Rule: When in doubt, hire a great detective.

So, here are his findings:

Detective Skeeter and The Unaccountably Wet-Headed Meezer

SITUATION: Miles Meezer reports not doin anything wrong, but getting his head wetted for no known reason. Reports no water onna floor, didn�t dip head in the water dish, an says there was a rainy shower inna kitchen. The Mom was out of the room, not a witness to the event

OK. I'm usually invited into places to seeks after-facts. But liquid is tricksie stuff and goes away fast. So I hadda invoke my time-travel routine. Well, it really isn't so much time-TRAVEL as time-viewing. I hope Miles an Sammie won't mind, but I put myself up on a tall place with my �astro-cat� presence in their place an replayed the events of the day. It's genetics, don't ask me to 'splain about it

It started with the dish-washing That's no surprise to me. I've seen it happen before. When all was quiet, I took some counter-scrapings and sent them off to the lab. I knew what to expect, but I like to be sure, ya know. I suspected that Miles had been exposed to Dihydrogen monoxide! Nasty stuff! It collects. It pools together and searches fer a place to get on over edges an down. Its evil stuff, and you have to watch out fer it!

It is also known as hydric acid, and is the major component of acid rain.

* contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
* may cause severe burns in vapor form.
* contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
* accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
* may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Some Beins may think it is jus stuf, but I know better. It has attacked more than a few kitties before.

Serious stuff, I tell you. We can drink it, but it has all those other consequences.

With the lab report back (positive for Dihydrogen monoxide) I went back a little further in time

Wet dishes get placed on the counter. The stuff collects. It is dragged by gravity to surface edges. That's where Miles was attacked by the awful stuff.

It was the fork (possibly a spoon; astral vision is a bit fuzzy)! It was sitting with an end just over the counter. When the Dihydrogen monoxide liquid reached the edge of the counter and contacted the fork handle hanging JUST over the edge, it suddenly made a freedom break towards gravity via the well-known principle of vishus deer attack.

Unfortunately for Miles, he was standing with his head directly unner the escape path of the evil liquid ! The liquid Dihydrogen monoxide fell onto his head as he was standing there (through no fault of his own) and that caused the wetting of his head.

I conclude the following:

1. Miles was not responsible for his head getting all wetted.
2. He was struck by an unexpected gravity attack of Dihydrogen monoxide.
3. You can�t trust a fork hanging over the edge of a countertop
4. Dihydrogen monoxide is really terrible stuff

I hope that solves the mystery of the unaccountably wetted head ;)

Usual cost is one can of tuna an some nip, but this is for free (it was too easy). Watch for my story in the next We Are The Kitties book for serious Detective Skeeter work.

Detective Skeeter

Well, NOW I can 'alax!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Can the freak out stop?

SAMMY

::SIGH:: So, the tek-ni-kal innerview wasn't really a tek-ni-kal innerview after all, and mommy freaked out for nofing. BUT, if they want to innerview her MORE, then the next one MIGHT be a tek-ni-kal innerview. we just want the freak-out to stop. So keep your paws crossed that they call her for anofur innerview.

now. back to the impawtant things - US.

I felled off the back of the couch last night, bounced off the table 'ahind it and ended up on my back on the floor. and what did mommy do? did she jump up, run to the back of the couch and pick me up and kiss my boo boo?

well, yeah, she akshually did. THEN she laffed and laffed at me.

OH, and to add insult to injery, when I was rolling around on my dining room table, and she was gifing me butt skritches, she said I efen hadded peg-legs when i was laying down! now, that's just RUDE. I. DOES. NOT. HAF. PEG. LEGS.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Meezer Monday

MILES

Regarding my head being unaccountably wet the other day. I was not in the sink (mommy says that I can't get my fat butt up that high, but I think that's just rude). I was not swimming in my water dish - it's too small for my whole head to fit in. I was not swimming in the human litterbox either. Sammy might do that, but not me. We really cannot figure out how I got wet. I STILL say there was a rain storm in the kit-chen.

Daddy camed home for the weekend. We hadded fun. He did not bring my foo-ton with him though. He is going back to his house today. I heard some talk that he may come back here to stay, if the jobbie situation is still really bad.

Mommy has a phone innerview at 9:30am that she is really freaked out about. She really really really wants this job, but it's a technical innerview for a consultant posishun diong something called PCI-DSS for 'puters. She is scairt to death because she nefur does well on technical innerviews - she is better talking face to face and showing someone what she can do. It's like an oral test and she is not good with oral tests. Please purray for her 'cause we really need this jobbie badly.
She also has another innerview (face to face) on Tuesday and ANOTHER innerview next Monday, so keep the purrayers coming that SOMEONE hires her.

Also:
-Yes, we need to run the Meezer 500 at 11:19 at night
-Yes, if the crunchy dish is empty, we haf efurry right to boob-walk at 3am
-WHY can't I jump on Sammy from the balcony when he is laying on the landing?
-YES, it did hert when I ran head ferst into the table next to the couch. I did it because it feels better when the pain stops.
-I like poking you in the butt with my claw - it's the CLAW OF DOOM

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Veteran's Day and Rememberance


In 1918, on the eleventh hour in the eleventh day in the eleventh month, the world rejoiced and celebrated. After four years of bitter war, an armistice was signed and "the war to end all wars" was over.


The Original Poem handwritten by the author
This is a picture taken during the battle in Flanders during WWI


November 11, 1919: President Woodrow Wilson proclaims the first Armistice Day, proclaiming: "To us in America, the reflections of armistice Day will be filled with solemn pride in the heroism of those who died in the country’s service and with gratitude for the victory, both because of the thing from which it has freed us and because of the opportunity it has given America to show her sympathy with peace and justice in the councils of the nations…" The original concept for the celebration was for the suspension of business for a two minute period beginning at 11 A.M., with the day also marked by parades and public meetings.



To all veterans, especially the WWII Veterans like my father, "The Greatest Generation"


THANK YOU for keeping our country free.

Friday, November 09, 2007

I haf no idea.....

MILES

um, so last night i was hanging out in the kit-chen while mommy had her lazy butt, errrr, was sitting on the couch, and when I camed in to sit next to her, my head was soaking wet. No, I didn't dip it in the water dish. I really don't know what happened. I was dry, and then I was wet. No water on the floor. I say that there was a sudden rain shower in the kitchen right over my head. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Astro Cats

MILES
Concatulations to our Hometown Hero Pam Melroy, for her successful command of the Space Shuttle Discovery. A job well done Pam! We are so very proud of you and your crew.

Please leave your comments below on the Thursday Thirteen post

Thursday Thirteen

SAMMY

Thirteen Things I haf whapped this week:

1. Stack of CD's from my dining room table

2. empty canning jars from my dining room table

3. The DSL modem (about 12 times) from the table behind the couch

4. The powerstrip for the 'puter, DSL modem and printer, from the table behind the couch (at least 5 times)

5. The roll of toilet paper from the big windowsill in the human litterbox room (we can't haf it on the roll, because Miles will shred it or eat it).

6. The roll of toilet paper from it's NEW spot on the sink in the human litterbox room

7. A can of crushed pineapple from my dining room table (it went with the empty canning jars for some goo called Green Tomato Jam. sounds gross to me).

8. Miles, from my dining room table

9. the radio from the bedside table

10. a glass of water from the table next to the couch

11. a bottle of baby loshun from the window sill in the human litterbox room

12. Mommy's bottle of tub bubbles from the side of the tub in the human litterbox room

13. A Yankee Candle (the big jar!) from the coffee table in the living room.

It's been a great week for whapping!

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday, Blog Blast for Peace and Our Hometown Hero!

MILES
Meezer Rule Number 1:
Cats are always for Peace.
Dona Nobis Pacem

This is our Hometown Hero Pam Melroy, Commander of the Space Shuttle STS:120- Discovery, whose mission is "Bringing Harmony to the International Space Station"
Pam grew up in the Rochester Area and attended Bishop Kearney High School. She still considers Rochester to be her home, although she does not live here anymore. She frequently visits the area and the students at Bishop Kearney. Pam is the 2nd woman to command a Space Shuttle. We are so very proud of her. (and she's only one year older than our mommy, so it's really cool that someone that old can still go into space. HAHAHAHAHA)
Sammy and I got to be at Mission Control for the launch. At ferst, I thought they said LUNCH. and I was so 'acited. Then I saw all the 'puters and realized that they didn't mean lunch. It was furry loud, but 'aciting too!


We is furry 'acited about the landing. We is going to teleport ofur to Sammy's girlfriend Abby's house 'acause they live close to where the shuttle will land.
Thank you to Zooaltry (Maggie, Zoey and Ann) for the awsome pikshurs!
Meezer Rule Number 2:
Always cheer for your hometown heros!!
Godspeed Pam and Crew!

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

I'm a race car driver - and I don't even haf a license!

MILES
On the Road Trip for True Love, we had many adventures! We all had so much fun!
But the bestest time for me was when I took the Big Red Bus out onto the race tracks!

This is Daytona International Race Track. This is the ferst track I raced the bus on! I went FAST!!!!! I mean REALLY FAST! RAMMING SPEED fast!! I was going at LEAST 100! Without a restrictor plate too! The kitties on the road trip were in the bus when I was driving. That was prolly a mistake. There were tem-tay-shuns flying efurrywhere. And them some kitties got the barfs. I felt bad about that, but did I mention that it was AWSOME FUN to drive that fast?
This is where the Meezer500 is going to be held in February 2008. I think I have a chance to win!
This track below is Infineon Race Track in Sonoma. We stopped there for the BBQ with the food network guy. This racetrack has left AND right terns. Kind of like the race track in Watkins Glen near where I live. I could not go 100 here, I only went like 80. And no kitties were in the bus this time. That was prolly smart. I almost tipped the bus over a couple of times! but did I mention that it was AWSOME FUN?

Here we are in the party bus. Obviously I was not driving this time. But we had lots of fun

Sammy was driving the bus here - you can almost see how fast it was going. Did you know that it's really a bad thing to get a speeding ticket when you are a cat without a driver's license? AND, the police do not think that a cat that's 3 years old is really old enough to drive? Good thing Sammy could outrun the police!


We are glad we are back home now with Mommy. Traveling is nice, but really

There's No Place Like Home!

Monday, November 05, 2007

We're coming Mommy!

MILES
We is on our way home! Monty Q has organized a train back to the East Coast. The party bus is loaded on it, and once we get to Florida, the cars will be loaded and we will be heading back home. We should be home on Tuesday.
We haf hadded the bestest time EFUR! Sammy and Abby haf held paws the entire time. Me and Sanjee haf had so much snuggle time it's been great.

Once we get home, I will tell my tales of race car driving!! WOO HOO!!

Friday, November 02, 2007

Things that were lost......

SAMMY


While riding the big red bus on the Road Trip for True Love, I finded a whole bunch of stuff in the luggage compartment. Why was I in the luggage compartment? Well, um, you see, me and my girlfriend Abby was 'vestigating down there. Yeah, 'vestigating. Really. I'm a gentlemancat.

Anyway, we finded about eleventy seven of these:


And about a squillion of these:


About 5 of these - are there any naked necked cats out there who these belong to?

And most 'portantly, waaaaaayyyyyyyyy in the back in the corner we finded THIS!

Monty come and get it!

(sorry to whatevercat (or pug) hided it there. But poor Monty has been so sad, and this is a happy trip, so I wanted my friend to be happy again).

Now, I also finded THESE in the luggage 'partment. So, any of you cats or pugs wif sensitif ears, I will only charge 1 tem-tay-shun for your own pair.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Rollin Rollin Rollin

SAMMY



The Road Trip for True Love arrived in New Mexico to unite Lucky with Luxor.



I got to drive the big red party bus, but it was not ME that got pulled over for speeding. Fortunately, Lucky batted her eyes at the police dog and got us out of getting thrown in jail.



we went trick or treating. I dressed up like Charlie Brown. I got a rock.







HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

We're off to California next!

Thieving

NICHOLAS THIEVINGPANTS So, mommy is giving us new foods because of mine stoopid brofur Miles.  He barfs a lot when he has certain foods.  ...