Wednesday, December 24, 2008

The Meezers Night Before Christmas - part II

Part 1 is here

'Twas the night before christmas
and again through the house
all the creatures were stirring
and making mommy grouse

No stockings were hung
by the TV this year
'cause we have a BILL
and he doesn't care

The Meezers weren't nestled
or snug in their beds
a game of THOE
was happening overhead

And the mom in her fleece
and the dad in his hat
had just settled their butts
when the dad yelled "What was that?"

Well up in the bedroom
there arose such a clatter
that the mom sprang to her feet
to see what was the matter

Away to the stairs she flew like a flash
tripped on the first step
and fell on her a**

the moon in the living room
of the newly fallen the mom
was a sight to behold
but not one we would recommend

(oh come on, it's hard to rhyme MOM and still make sense)

Then what to our wondering eyes did appear
but the big fleecy beast
and it struck us with fear

Who knew the old lady
could move quite that fast
we knew in a moment
our fun times won't last

She whistled and shouted
and called us by name
Now Squishy
Now DIzzy
Now Wheezy
come on Sammy
you all
to the top of the stairs

As bad kitties who never hear her yell
we meet with the fleece monster
oh, we're going to he**
so down the hall we scamper and prance
singing "you can't stop our merry christmas dance"

And then in a twinkling
she heard someone tinkling

(WAIT, MOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM do we HAF to let Billy help write this?)

And then in the dim light
she saw something weird
she looked down the hall
and the light disappeard

She squinted her eyes
and drew in her breath
"if you broke that lamp
you'll meet an untimely death"

She groped at the wall
she bounced off the rail
she took a step
and stomped on a tail

The Meezers and Bill
knew they must chill
or Santy might come
and leave something dumb

As they settled in their beds
and the mom rubbed their heads
they each gave a purr
as she stroked their soft fur

Their dreams were for peace
and toys and feasts
and the mom heard them say
as they drifted away

Merry Chrissymouse to all
And to all a Good Night


Halloween said...

Hi Meezers, Billy and upstate people. We love your funny poem and story. We laughed.

I love visiting your blog to read about your activities. I am a very well behaved cat but I get lots of vicarious enjoyment reading about all of you.

The Food Lady sees you have the usual weather for this time of year. Hopefully you can all enjoy it with a pretty tree, all snuggled up together like in the poem.

Much love and Merry Christmas,

The Devil Dog said...

That is an awesome poem. What a good job yuo did. Your poor mom. I hope she forgives you for it. I hope you all make it up to her.


Jan's Funny Farm said...

You guys have MORE fun! Your poor mom and dad. They are no match for you.

Merry Christmas to all.

Fin said...

That was great fun! Happy Christmas

Derby said...

Good laugh, Merry Christmas.

T'Abby Normal said...

We love it! We don't feel bad for your mom though cause she has YOU! Merry Christmouse to you too.

Abby & Stygia

Forty Paws said...

Oh goodness! That is quite the Chrissymouse poem! You guys be good for your Mom and Dad overnight, ok?

Luf, Us

MoMo said...

Hye guys, this is good! Have a great Christmas! If it's too cold come and stay a while with us Aussie kitties.

Sweet Praline said...

That was great! My mom is still laughing just visualizing your mom falling all over herself to see what you are up to!

Merry Christmas!

Leslie said...

Merry, merry Christmas! :)
from the topcatrules girls, Tigger nad Trixie and Pyewacket. :)

WhimPurr's Whim and the Whiskers said...

That was so cute! You are some very witty kitties! See we can rhyme too! *purrs*

Cheysuli and gemini said...

What an ummm... exciting evening you've had. Merry Christmas!

Skittles, The Huntress said...

Hehehehehehe! My pet human says to tell your mom that she needs to write a book and start making money from this. Or a cartoon, or something!

Skittles, The Huntress

Cheysuli and gemini said...

The Woman is still laughing at the falling on your a** part...

Mr. Echo said...

Bravo! Your peeple sound so fun to be with. Silly peeple.

Enjoyed Tuesdays With Bill a whole bunch this week. We big fans of Billy!

Haff a Merry Chrissymouse if we don't git bak heer beforr Santy Paws flies. xx

meemsnyc said...

Merry Christmas!!

Max said...


Merry Christmas!

Anonymous said...

Oh OH we just LOVED it!!!! :)))
Very Merry Christmas to you all too!!! :))))


Karen Jo said...

This is a great version of the poem. I love it. Now you kitties be good for Santa Claus and let you Mom and Dad get some sleep, OK?

Anonymous said...

We love you Billy, but we are glad you are not here so we can hang our stockings for Santa!

Merry Christmas Eve, everybuddy!

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha! That is funny. We are all still laffing at it. We saw it on our Google reader last night but couldn't get it on your blog to comment. We fink it is when it is scheduled ahead that it still goes on the reader at the time you publish it. Hehe that meant we got a preview and could laff all night about it.

ZOOLATRY said...

To all the dear (good, or bad) Meezers: we wish you a Merry Christmas... and tell that mombean she's quite the poetess.
Make merry and enjoy!

Alexi said...

We loved your pome. We hope the Mom Lady Person and the Dad Man Person is not mad at you. Meowy Christmas!!!

cheryl said...

that pome rocks--youse is some furry inventive kitties! merry catsmas, guys! we hopes that you stays warm an' has a wonnerful time wif each ofur an' yer beans, an' gets lotsa hammmmmmmms.

best purrs & hugs from
the pierce meowers an' beans

DEBRA said...

OOOO We juss lub lub lubbed yur poem! Yoo guys are da bestest efur! We hopes yoo all half da gratest chrissmoussey and we will be finkin of all of yoo.....

*wavin paws*

Boo,Gracie,Ping and Jinx

*blowin kisses*
And a spezial MERRICHRISMOUSE to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezer man!

Purrs and nosekisses
Your adoring chrismouse angel

The Creek Cats said...

Fabulous poem, very entertaining!!!!
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and health and happiness in the coming year!

HotMBC and Robyn said...

*clapclapclap* Grate poem yall!
Merry Chrissymouse to yall too! Is yore Mommy any better now? How is yoo Miles?
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

We very very much enjoyed your poems! Both of them were loads of fun. Merry Christmas to our Meezer friends with added Ginger Snap!


Magoo, Smudge, Bella & Dolce said...

Dat is one funny story!

Meery Chrissymouse to Sammy, Miles and Billy and the beans too from all of us.

Magoo, Bella, Dolce, Baci, Smudge, and Chloe and the beans

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hahahaha...Speedy liked da tinkle part, he's a goofy dude! Merry Krissmouse Sammy, Miles, Billy and Mom and Dad...hope yoo guys really don't behave like dat!

castle diva said...

We love your poem. You are very talented kitties.

Happy holidays to everyone in your household!!

Ms. P and Cinza

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Hi Squishy, Dizzy & Wheezy!!
That is one great poem!!!!
Merry Christmas!

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

That was awesome guys!!!!

Have a super duper fun Christmas!!!

Purrs, Goldie, Shade and Banshee

Daisy said...

Oh, that made me laugh and laugh and laugh! Merry Christmas eve to you all!

The Island Cats said...

Hahahaahaa! That was great!

Meowy Christmas, Meezers, Billy and beans!

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

Cory said...

That was fun! Have a very Merry Christmas!

Everycat said...

What a fun poem!

Happy Christmas to you all!


Beau Beau & Angie said...

DAT WUZ GREAT!!!!! Bravo! How fun is dat? Yoo haf a hidden talent fur shure. Merry Christmas to you furriends. We lufs you, yoo makes us laff alla time. Cheers for dis Christmas.
Beau Beau & Angie

DaisyMae Maus said...

Excellent job on the poem, doods! An' "poetic license" is definitely allowed 'cuz some of those words are furry difficult to rhyme!

Merriest of Christmauses to all of you!

PrincessMia said...

Merry merry Christmas y'all!

CRIZ LAI said...

Hahaha.. that's real cool! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Criz & the J Family Kitties

The Whippy Curly Tails said...


Catnip for all ...

The Whippy Curly Tails

Diane G. said...

Dear Sammy, Miles, Billy, and Meezermom,

We loved your poem. We are sure that Santa will be very generous to all of you even though some of you are having way too much nighttime fun!

Merry Christmas to all of you.

Moe, Carmela, and Catmomma Diane

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