Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Wednesday Rant

SAMMY

Dear so called MOM:

MY CRUNCHY BOWL IS EMPTY. get your hefty hiney off the couch and fill it. I'm so tired of having to remind you on a nighty basis. I don't ask for alot. I'm not always there slapping your hand while you eat to try and steal your foods. You can keep your foods - I don't like your foods. I like my crunchies. I don't even really like stinky goodness that much. I LIKE MY CRUNCHIES. Why does I have to stare into a empty bowl efurry night?? It's furry stressful!!! When I get stressed I haf to whap stuff. Which is why you ended up wif a wet lap last night. Stop falling asleep on the couch, get up, open the cabinet and GET ME MY FOODS.

Next week we will talk about you trying to drown me.

35 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh my, no crunchies???

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoox

Camie's Kitties said...

We are sorry you aren't getting your crunchies filled on demand. That isn't good. But we really want to know about your mom trying to drown you. We don't think we can wait until next week.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

meemsnyc said...

Demand your crunchies!!

Sweet Praline said...

Sammy, you are so funny. My mom has had the "blues" the past few days and she really laughed out loud when we read your post. Thank you!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Your mom tried to drown you? Does it have anything to do with her getting a wet lap after you whapped something in order to get some crunchies?

FrecklesandDeb said...

That was a terrific rant! We think your mom will surely listen to your arguments for a full bowl of crunchies and will mend her ways...but you might have to wait until she's feeling better.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

She lets your dish get empty? I am so sorry to hear that Sammy.

Karen Jo said...

Oh, no, Sammy, an empty crunchy bowl is not good at all. I hope you convinced your Mom to get up and fill it for you. I am really curious about your Mom trying to drown you. Did it take place in the human litter box room?

Black Cat said...

I'm curious too! If your Mom is asleep on the couch (a state I wake up to find myself in quite often - it's a bean thing!) and your crunchies bowl is empty, I suggest you climb up beside her and meeze very loudly in her ear. That should do the trick, hehe! :) xxx

DK & The Fluffies said...

Those humans are so useless!

Parker said...

Good gravy Sammy, what are we going to do about this?

Tuck said...

Empty dishes are never good. I hope that your gentle reminder will help eliminate that problem!

The Island Cats said...

We hope your bowl got filled to the brim after that rant!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Mommy probably shouldn't be laughing QUITE so hard....after all...you did whap your Mommy!!!

Did you get your crunchies??? Maybe you should ask very sweetly??

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

OH WAIT A MINUTE.....DROWN YOU??? That just registered in Mommy's slow brain! Story please!

Zeus said...

I like this vicious side of you, Miles. Your mom would be silly not to listen to you. Clearly, you've got the upper-hand.

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Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

An empty bowl???? Oh horrors!!!!!
I am afraid to learn about almost drowning :o Yikes!!!!!!
Purrs Mickey

Cliff and Olivia said...

You just tell her! We don't have that problem 'cause when our bowl is nearly empty, Cliff shouts very loudly at the humans until they fill it. It always works - maybe you should try it. But the drowning bit sounds really scary.

Purrs,
Cliff and Olivia

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Yoo tell her Sammy! Yoo don't wanna hafta catch mousies like Gree does!

Miles, do yoo need help purrin on yore Mommy today? I can come ofur. Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies, yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

The Furry Kids said...

There is nothing worse than an empty bowl! How rude! Can't she see you're starving????

EG

ML said...

Oh noes, what is going on there?
KC

Eric and Flynn said...

Sammy, I know just how you feel. Ever since the dread D word our bowl seems to be empty most of the time.If our crunchies are empty at night, I walk on the Beans heads until they do something about it. Now mum only gives us half our crunchies in the morning and the rest when she goes to bed.
Eric
pee-ess
SHE TRIED TO DROWN YOU???????

Shadow / Molly said...

Commence wif da whapping! No food crunchies means more whappage to come!

Samantha and Mr. Tigger said...

Oh my goodness!! NO CRUNCHIES!!! The horror of it all!! DROWN YOU!!! Please more info!!
Your FL furiends,


Maverick:: I am comming to PLAYPLAYPLAY! DANCEDANCEDANCE! and RUNRUNRUN with you Billy!! Thanks for the invite. I'll be right over!!

The Creek Cats said...

Crunchies! Crunchies! Crunchies!

Thanks for stopping by and checking up on me. I am really good at looking pathetic, so I am sure to get lotsa foods!

castle diva said...

No crunchies and trying to DROWN you? What's going on over there?

This does not sound good.

Ms. P and Cinza

Tenny said...

Whutz this about being drowndid? I kant wate to heer about dat. In the meentime demand bedder treetmint. Empty bowls are toe tully unacceptibull.

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Our mom has decided that we eat less having a full bowl on the floor all the time instead of just filling it with a little bit three times a day. We feel insecure when we don't have the crunchies in front of us so we would panic and gobble down every bite when she would fill the bowl.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Dude, she doesn't feed yoo AND she tried to drown yoo? What is going on der!

Junior and Orion said...

Sammy~

I feel you pain! Well, our dishes usually aren't empty....but I want fed when I want fed...not when Meowm is ready to feed me! Have you put the bitey on your Mom yet?

Orion

Tom Cat said...

Stinkies are o.k. sometimes, but I like the crunchies better, too.

The Devil Dog said...

No crunchies? That is a fate worse than death. Yup, we gots to have a talk with your mom. A longggggg talk.

Roxy

DEBRA said...

Sammy
I will share my cruchies wif yoo...I needs sum halp learnin how to blog...Momma is not keepin up wif it and I can't make her udderstand how impawtant it is...HALP!!!

Purrs and nosekisses
your adorin tiny tuxie princess who is in exile...

Abby

Derby said...

Her behavior is simply unacceptable! She deserves the whaps and you do not deserve being drowned.

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