Thursday, February 25, 2010

Thankful Thursday


I am furry thankful that I has a new little brother.  He keeps the orinch meniss off my back.  Literally.  I haf not been 'tacked by him since Nicky moved in.  I can now sleep undisturbed in MY ham-mick and on MY bed.  Now, I just haf to teach the little rug rat who owns ALL the toys around here..........

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Wednesday Rant


You know the rules - if you put a bowl down, there will be a kitty head (or 3) in the bowl licking your foods.  Make shur that the foods in the bowl are kitty acceptable - aka MEAT, MEAT and ONLY MEAT.  Or Milk.  Oatmeal is NOT acceptable.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

I'm just saying


Mommy - if you wants me to stop wandering around hollering, hand ofur the ham.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today: 

The Gotchaday Party report - Billy was sooooooooooo happy that so many peoples wented to his blog for Weekend Cat Blogging and his gotcha day! He hadded so much fun! We all did! Fank you efurryone for making it so nice for him! 

The Foods Report - last night we hadded chick-hen and dumplings for dinner.  Billy and I ated the chicken, Sammy ated the root-a-bay-ga and some gravy and a piece of chick-hen and Nicky, well he ated the dumplings and squash.  That boy is WEERD.  Just like Sammy.  OH MY BAST!! Now there are TWO of them! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The sicky report - well the mom is still coughing and she still cannot hear out of her right ear.  It's been almost 2 monfs.  Nicky is still tilty but not sneezy anymore.  

The Alien Report - by senior whack-o Samuel Alfonse Meezer - right, thanks lardbutt.  Now, this week has been inneresting.  some NEW aliens are around - the seem to haf eated the neighbors kitty-corner ahind out house and haf taken ofur their house.  They are rather small to haf eated all the humans, but I doesn't really know how that all werks so I'll just haf to do some research on that.  They are quite vocal at all hours of the day and night, which makes the one ahind us and the one next to us furry agitated.  I think that an intergalactic war is about to break out.  
Back to you donut hips.  

::SIGH:: oh Sammy.  

The What did Billy do to get in trouble this week report - well.  you know.............. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today 

Friday, February 19, 2010

Weekend Cat Blogging


Weekend Cat blogging will be held ofur at Billy's Blog - it's his gotchaday weekend so he will be hosting and hafing a party!!!

Leave a comment with a link to your post for the WCB.  It's easy to play - either pick a post from this past week or make a post for the weekend and leave the link here.  Then we will put your link up with a little summary and then more people will come to your blog! It's a great way to get some new readers!!!!

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Nicky Thursday


is there a reason I's not 'sposed to stand in my mommy's dinner? I likes it 'acuase it makes my feets warm.  Also, smooshed 'tatoes is GOOD.  So is squash! why does Billy and Miles say I's stoopid for eating those and not eating the chick-hen or cow? Sammy says that smooshed 'tatoes and squash will make me grow up to be a big strong and maybe non-upsidedownheaded kitty.  

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Wednesday Rant


Deer The Mom:  Please buy a bigger bed.  I am tired of having to actually TOUCH you when I sleep at night.  You move around too much.  I would prefer to haf my own space in the bed, so that I doesn't have to touch you, or Sammy or Billy or Nicky.  Akshually, please buy me my own bed - king size please. The same kind you has - the sleep comfort bed, so that I can control how soft the mattress is.  Also, I would like brekfest in bed from now on.  And dinner too.  And can you please carry me to the litterbox? It's a long walk there. 

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Tattle Tail Tuesday


Nicky smelled like poop last night.  The mom came in and Nicky jumped up on her and she wen't "PEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUU you smell like poopie little man" and then she GIFED HIM A BAF.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  He HATED it. Maybe he won't poop on his feets anymore.  

we is all heading ofur to Billy's for some dancing - join us?  

Monday, February 15, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report: well, it was only SLIGHTLY better this week - hamburger (NOT made from HAM), bacon and a little pork.  oh, and a little chick-hen too. 

The sick report: Nicky is still snotty and tilty.  although a little less snotty.  The mom is still cough-y and wheez-y.  I'm a little sick of their being sick. 

The Alien Report - take it away whacko-sam-o:  Er, thanks fats-o.  So, the aliens were out at midnight last night howling and hollering.  I took my notebook and did some translating and THIS time they were either talking about interstellar hyper speed OR which is better - beggin strips or milk bones.  
Back to you thunderthighs! 

Miles - ::SIGH::

The what did Billy do to get in trouble THIS week report: well, he DIDN'T go outside, BUT he DID try and eat Nicky's face one day and made the little runt cry. which gotted the mom all upset. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.   

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Happy Valentines Day


Happy Valentines Day to my gorgeous teensy tuxie angel princess Abby
Sammy loves Abby
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Happy Valentines Day to my wonderful girlfriendcat Sanjee
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Happy Valentine's Day to all our furriends! We love you all!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Nicky Thursday


Mine mommy says that I can has the Thursday posts all to mineself! YAY! I gets to talk about stuffs that is 'portant to me! Like............. um............. uh............... sheesh mommy, I's just a baby! How much 'portant stuffs does you think I has to talk about? Oh, mine mommy does NOT haf new-moan-ya.  She has a bronco 'fekshun (I didn't knows she hadded a pony anywhere, but i's sorry he's 'fekted) and a ear 'fekshun and a sinus 'fekshun.  She says it's prolly 'acause I sneezed in her eyeballs.  Well I say she should haf seen the sneeze coming and closed her eyes! 

Oh, and does anyone else haf a blanket monster in their mommy's bed that needs to be killed in the middle of the night? I does and it's furry scairty and I has to kill it. 

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

White Wednesday


It's snowing here today.  We is useded to lots of snow, but our furriends who lif in furrginia, and warshington and phila-la-la-la and NYC aren't so their beans might haf some prollems getting around.  We hopes you all are safe and warm!  

we is having another mom day today.  she is going to try and go to the bean v-e-t to see if she has new-mon-ya. 

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Tuesday Trifilings


Deer Nicholas Boogerface

I realize that you is only 14 weeks old or so and that you doesn't know alot. HOWEFUR, I WILL lay on you again if you take my spot on the bed one more time.  I earned that spot.  And does you notice that when I'm in that spot the mom doesn't roll around and toss and tern? NO, she stays there and is nice and quiet all night leaving you plenty of room on the OTHER side. Got it? 

Your older, wiser, and bigger brofur Sammy
Who is Number One Meezer in the house.  
Don't forget it.  


Monday, February 08, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report


The sick report - the mom is sick AGAIN.  She has the same ick she hadded 2 weeks ago.  and it tooked her ofur a week to get rid of it last time! ugh

The foods report - well it started out being a promising week wif some pig and some chick-hen, then it all wented downhill when she gotted sick again.  ::SIGH::

The What Did Billy Do This Week to get in Trouble report: um, well, you know.  but just once.

The Nicky Report: Last night Nicky offishully moved out of his apartment - on his own.  And he spended the night in Sammy's spot on the bed.  we will haf to werk on that. 

The Alien report by our resident psycho Sammy - thank you chickenfat.  So, the aliens were really really active yesterday - it was snowing all day and they was out and hollering at each other all day.  According to my translation papers, they was talking about either hyper drives or cookies.    I think I need to do more translation work.    Back to you tub-o!


That's the meezer monday sicky report for today

Friday, February 05, 2010

Nicky Friday too!


Hi efurryone! it's me Nicky again! I's jus wanted to say that I HATES BANANNER MED-A-K-SHUNS!!!!! HATE HATE HATE.  Please mommy, please please please don't make me take it anymore! I'll try not to sneeze in your mouf and shake my head and fling icky nose stuff on you if you stop making me take it.  Oh, and I also HATE the bubblegum stuff too.  Really, I HATES ANY kind of med-a-k-shuns at all.  Please? 

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Nicky Thursday


Guess what I didded last night? I wented to the bean salon with mine mommy! She gotted her clawrs done and I wented wif her to meet Auntie Andrea! I was a REALLY REALLY REALLY good boy!!!! I sitted there and watched her take a DRILL and DRILL mine mommy's clawrs and then sand them and then put stinky stuff on them and then put colored stinky stuff on them.  And then Auntie Andrea saided that she was going to take me home - WIF HER!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH.  I doesn't want to go wif her! I mean, I likes her and efurryfing, but I wants to stay wif mine mommy! But then mine mommy saided that I was going to stay wif her forefur and efur and that Auntie Andrea could come to mine house and see me there.  And Auntie Andrea saided that would be ok, 'acuase Miles is her little "lover boy" and she wants to come and visit him - and me too! And Billy! She has akshually nefur meeted Sammy 'acuase he hates people (except mine mommy and mine daddy) so he always hides unner the bed when people come ofur.  And then I gotted lots and lots of pets and kissies and loves from Auntie Andrea and Miss Stacy the salon owner, and efurryone else there - and they all saided I was the bestest kitten EFUR!! Mine mommy saided that for 13 weeks old, I am a WONDERFUL kitten! 

But then, when we gotted home, mine mommy saided that starting tonight I has to take more bananner medicine! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.  I hates that stuff!! Just 'acuase I sneezed in her mouf and shaked my head and stuffs from my nose whented flying all ofur her doesn't mean I needs more bananner medicines!!

OH, and this morning, I eated at the Big Boy table wif Miles and Billy!! I ushually eat mine breakfest on the cowch so that Billy does not steal my foods, but this morning when mine mommy gived us brekfest, they gotted some shrimps and fish fancy feast foods, and I gotted some toona fancy feast, but I wanted the shrimps and fish food so I gotted up on the big boy table and eated wif them.  Once mine mommy showed me that we has to eat from our own bowls I was a furry polite boy and didn't steal from anyone else.  Sammy gotted down and then eated mine foods.  I is not shur that he likes me.  He lookded at me weerd when I started eating next to him.  

Mine mommy saided that she might 'vict me from mine 'partment soon - she says that I'm getting big enough to stay out at night.  How does I tell her that I loves mine 'partment! I doesn't want to be 'victed! Should I pay rent? Should I just go in there and refuse to leave? I has mine snuggle, and mine bed, and mine fleece blankie, and mine toys, and mine kitten crunchy foods, and mine water dish and mine own litterboks and mine own heater in the room.  I loves sleeping there at night.  Maybe I can just stop growing and then I will NEFUR be big enough to get 'victed!  

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Wednesday Rant


Deer The Mom

How old are you? Did you pass your IQ test? Come on lady! You KNOWS that eating tomato sauce makes you sicky to your stomach, so WHY does you keep doing it? And then when you DOES get sicky, after your stomach pills fail, WHY does you eat those chewable extra extra strength things (dum da dum dum DUM!)? You should KNOW that eating 8 of them in 4 hours was going to make you very sicker! Did you enjoy spending the whole day throwing up at werk? Then you camed home early and wented right to bed - and guess what you forgotted to do? can you guess? think about it.  

is you thinking? 

yeah, that's it.  



Monday, February 01, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today: 

The foods report:  bacon, chick-hen and turkey.  and eggs.  oh and Nicky eated a cheezy poof. 

The What Did Billy do this week to get in trouble report: Well, Billy was GOOD this week.  except for the poking the mom wif his mighty claws of doom and then not cooperating when she hacked them off.  

The Nicky Report:   Nicky wented to the nursing home to visit Grampie on Sunday.  He LOVED it.  He hadded a good time being held and petted and loved on by efurryone.  He wants to go back.  Grampie wanted to keep him.  

The Alien Report by resident weerdo Sammy Meezer:  Thank you lead butt.  So, Last week I thought that the aliens were talking about donuts or engineering issues with their space ships at 1am. Well, I think that they read my report last week because this week when I was observing them, they seemed to have changed their code, because it seemed that they were talking about things like pee-mail and dinosaur bones.  I must find a way to infiltrate their ranks............

Um, ok Sammy,  Please go take your pills and lie down for a while.  you'll be better soon.  

The weather report: holy carp was it flipping cold this weekend.  My useless man-nipples were freezing.  I hadded to crawl unner the covers and put them against the mom to warm them up.  I don't know why she didn't like that.  She was 'posed to buy me a new sweater but she didn't.  I think that's some kind of neglect or something.  

The other stuff that wented wrong last week report: our freezer took a dump.  Now we have meat in coolers outside on the patio.  I told the mom to just put it in the living room and we would take care of it.  She instead said that she will look at buying another freezer.  pppbbbffftttt.  There's about 15 pounds of home smoked BACON there just waiting to be eated.  I hope Sammy's aliens don't get it.............

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. 

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