Monday, May 31, 2010

Happy Memorial Day

Oh Beautiful
For Heroes Proved 


 In Liberating Strife  

 Who more than self
their country loved

And mercy more than life

America America

May God thy gold refine

'till all success be nobleness

And every gain divine.

Picture 1: Civil War Graves
Picture 2: WWI memorial
Picture 3: WWII Memorial
Picture 4: Korean War Memorial
Picture 5: Vietnam War Memorial
Highland Park, Rochester NY
Picture 6: Persian Gulf War grave plaque
Picture 7: Soldier Caskets, Dover AFB
Dover, DE

Text: America The Beautiful
Katherine Lee Bates

Friday, May 28, 2010

Finally Friday





We will all be sleeping - Miles will be camping and fishing wif his girlfriendcat Sanjee

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Why???

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Being a baby, I has some questions: 

1.  Why don't the people sleep a LONG time and not take short sleeps like us? 
2.  Why don't the people like to play all the time? 
3.  Why don't the people like it when you stick your hiney in their face? 
4.  What is "day hunting" and why does it make mine mommy go away for a long time? 
5.  Why is Billy wet so much?
6.  Why does mommy laff when I runs around the house wif a soda bottle cap in mine mouf "trilling" and "hollering"?
7.  Why does sunbeams make me so sleepy? 
8.  Why can't I get the mouse out of the round track toy thing? 
9.  Why shouldn't I eat boxes? 
10. Why shouldn't I eat shoes? 
11. Why are belly rubs so wonderful? 

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Wednesday Rant

SAMMY


I think I know why the alien next door wants banana cream pie - it's to shove into it's own ears so it doesn't haf to lissen to it's own constant hollering. 

Oh, and the mom - don't think I don't know that you akshually TOUCHED that thing.  It does have a smell you know.

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

GUESS WHAT??? I sleeped on the big bed snuggled wif mommy ALL NIGHT!!! and I PURRRRRRRRRRRD and PURRRRRRRRRRRRD and PURRRRRRRRRRRD.  And I finded some great noo toys- they is called "soda bottle tops" and they is WONDERFUL - I carry one around wif me in mine mouf ALL DAY!!!!!

Haf a happy Nicky TOOSDAY!!!

Pee Ess: Come join us ofur at Billy's Place for some fun dancing!!!

Monday, May 24, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report



MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today:

The Foods Report: HAMMMMMM, chick-hen and steak.  It  was a good week. EXCEPT for the new gross crunchies. 

The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: NOPE no running outside BUT he DID push the mom's insulin pen into the human litterbox one night when she was trying to get ready to shoot up give herself some. good thing that the water in there was clean, if you knows what I means.

The Alien report - by resident brain damaged meezer Sammy:  Ok, so, there's a new little alien lifing next door and it yaps and howls and cries all day.  I haf been lissening and then asking Billy's furriend Maxx to translate.  This is what he says it means:  HELP ME I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE IN THE BATHROOM AND I CANNOT COMMUNICATE WIF THE MOTHER SHIP. SOMEONE SEND BANANA CREAM PIES TO ME PLEASE.  That doesn't really help me, but I's organizing a commando misshun to set the alien free.  Who's wif me - we will blast a hole through the wall and then try and open their front door and let it out.  Who's got some 'splosives?   
Back to you eclair butt. 

Um, Sammy? You and 'splosives is NOT a good combinashun -  HOWEFUR i will make hamm sammiches and we can watch him blow hisself up. 

The mom report - mommy's CISA exam is June 12 - and she's driving us nuts wif her studying.  I can't wait for June 13. 

Friday, May 21, 2010

Know what I likes?

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Know what I likes? I likes: 

1.  Belly Rubs
2.  Feets massages
3.  laying on mommy
4.  Running really really fast up and down the stairs
5.  MEEZING when I run really really fast
6.  I LOVES mine brofurs

Know what I doesn't like? 

I doesn't like 

BEING HELD.  

yep, you can rub  mine belly and massage mine feets but you can't hold me to do it.  And if I wants to lay on you mommy, you can't HOLD me, you just have to let me lay there.  MOL

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Stop it the mom!

SAMMY

TO: The Mom
FROM: Samuel Alfonse Meezer (S.A.M)
RE: That crap you buy for us to eat

STOP IT!! STOP changing our foods!!!! I doesn't care that Miles barfs up most crunchy foods.  I also doesn't care that it costs a lot of green papers.  I'd rather eat the green papers.  If you get that crap you just got for us again, I will stop eating! You think that Billy likeded it so much that he ripped open the bag and knocked it on the floor to EAT? Heck no, he did that so you would take the sucky monster out and suck it all up and get rid of it!!!! If BILLY hates it then it REALLY must be bad stuff - that boy will eat anyfing. As oldest Meezer and Alpha Cat of this house, what I say MUST be listened to.  Make it so, woman.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

The last time I checked, my butt was NOT made of lard.  I am not quite so shur about yours woman.  I'm just sayin.

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS



How can the mom holler at this face? I knows that I gets all wild and stuff, but really, HOLLERING at me???? Just 'acuase I knocked ofur efurryfing on the night stand and then ranned up and down the stairs meezing really loud.  at 4am. That's really no reason.  right?
RIGHT????

Monday, May 17, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today:

The Foods Report: haddock, chick-hen and steak.  YEAH!!!

The What Did Billy Do This week to get in trouble report: Yeah, you know.  Same as always.  Twice.

That what did NICKY do to get in trouble this week report:  He has apparently become a fuzzy tornado.  Sunday he whipped through the house causing mass destruction.  And made the mom mad.

The Alien Report - by resident disturbedcat Sammy:  So, there has been LOTS of stuff going on wif the aliens.  Ferst, I think the one next door SPAWNED.  Next, the one on the other side of our house has a BIG mouth and is constantly trying to communicate wif the mother ship.  THEN, the one across the street also SPAWNED.  It was black and has spawned a white mini-alien.  And I think they ate one of the girls that lives there 'acause I haf only seen one of them all week.  I's furry tired now.  I think I will take a nap.  Back to you cottagecheese butt. 

Well. I have no response to that. 

The Mom Report: The mom has a about 3 weeks left to study for her exam.  She's driving me crazy.  But then again, that's nothing new.

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Thankful Thursday

SAMMY

Today I am thankful for HADDOCK!!!!! The mom cooked some for us (she doesn't eat seafood 'acuase she's 'lergik to it) and it was WONDERFUL.  I doesn't ushually eat ANY people foods, but lately I haf been asking for chick-hen whenefur the mom eats it, and last night when she put some in the bowls for efurryone else, I asked for it and she gived me some and it was HEAVENLY.  She was 'aprised that I eated it at all - I cleaned mine bowl!!!!

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Nicky Toosday

NICKY

Mine brofur loves me.  And I loves mine brofur Billy!!! We has fun wif each ofur!!! And he
'tekts me from vishus meezermaina rasslin attaks when I sleeps. 

Sunday, May 09, 2010

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

I's hafing fun at mine daddy's.  Mommy and daddy wented to someplace called Vermint (and prolly sawed Vermins) and me and Billy and Sammy and Miles hadded the house all to ourselfs and we hadded fun!! Sammy will be spending tonight on the big windowsill unner the skylight looking for the mother ship.  Mommy will help me tomorrow post some pikshurs!!! YAY!!!

Oh, and we putted up pages for The Ones That Came Before Me - Trixie, Norton and Ralphie (although his page is not done yet). 

Monday, May 03, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Where is we report: We is at our dad's house - you know, my foo-ton dude, Billy's Dad Man Lady Person and Nicky and Sammy's Daddy.  We wented in the metal machine wif wheels and Billy and Nicky was pains in the you know what. 

The Foods Report - chick-hen, turkey, eggs AND HAM AND SHRIMPS ON THE FOO-TON!!! Except that little white rat Nicky EATED MINE.  But I gotted more. 

The Whacko report from Samuel Whackjob Meezer:  Thank you chick-hen lips.  I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO acited - I saw a commercial on the talking pikshur box that there is a device designed to SHUT THE ALIENS THE HECK UP.  I haf to save 10 green papers for it and then I can live mine life in PEACE AND QUIET.  Now, if it shuts them up, I wonder if it keeps them from eating the people in their houses.   OH.  and at mine daddy's house, there are windows that are pointed to the sky so that I can keep watch for the mother ship.  I am SHUR that I will see it while I'm here. 
Back to you bagel brain.

::SIGH::

The What Did Billy Do this week to get in trouble report: well, he stayed inside BUT he screamed in the metal monster so loud that the mom hadded to open his PTU (prisioner transport unit for those who don't know).  Then he and Nicky walked all ofur her and he tried to drive the metal monster and he tried to use the shifter and put the metal monster into another gear. 

We will be here until Wednesday  - and the mom 'AMEMBERED the flashy box! Pikshurs to follow!!!

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS