Thursday, September 30, 2010

Thankful Thursday

SAMMY

I's thankful for these things this week:

1.  The mom FINALLY gotted some good crunchies and I doesn't haf to starve to death

2.  Pretty much not starving to death over lack of acceptable crunchies is enough to be thankful for. 

oh, and I's thankful that the rugrat Nicky likes to wash mine face for me.  'cause starving to death takes away all of your energy and you can't keep a clean face. 

::THE MOM:: - AHEM young man, you were NOT starving to death - you ate the crunchies you say you hated. 

Well YEAH THE MOM, i was STARVING TO DEATH, I hadded to choke down somefing.

::THE MOM:: So, how come after 2 years of LOVING those crunchies you suddenly HATE them?

I doesn't haf to haf a answer, the mom.  Cats always reserf the right to change their minds about efurryfing - eben foods. 

::THE MOM:: SIGH. 

Oh, and now I'm thankful for making the mom nuts today!! SCORE!!!

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

meh, I got nuthin today.  I needs a nap.


Pee Ess: don't look at mine eye booger.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS


Is this not the face of a angel? I's a ANGEL KITTY!!! Although I might haf cleared off the cabinet in the dining room while the mom was at werk.  But I hearded her say that the stuff on there needed to get putted away, so I thought I would help! And it WERKED! She picked it up off the floor and put it away! So, I's a ANGEL KITTY.  I's NOT a "bag of 2 year olds on a sugar high". 

Monday, September 27, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today:

The Foods Report: eggs, cheese and chick-hen liver.  yum!!!!

The what did Billy do report: - nothing again - he's still coughing, but not as much as the week before. 

The what did Nicky do report - that boy is spastic.  he's like 12 2year old sticky little people! our house is a wreck on a daily basis.  The mom is going nuts trying to straighten up efurry day.  One night she just looked at the dining room and cried a little.  But he's so darn cute.  she can't holler at him.  He gets into things that are inside other things, in closed cupboards, in closed closets. ::SIGH::

Ok, here's mothball brain with the ever popular alien report.  Or, what can now be known as the "thing that drove Sammy to the asylum report" Take it away mushhead:  SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO SHUT THAT THING UP ACROSS THE STREET.  OR SOMEONE PLEASE SEND THE MOTHERSHIP!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.  I think I speak for the mom when I say that too. 

Ok, thank you Sammy.  Really, that thing across the street needs to shut up.  I feel sorry for it - maybe it needs a brofur or sisfur. 

The what did the mom do to make me mad this week:  if she continues to laff at me for sticking mine paws in the water bowl to drink I's gonna dump her water glass on her head in the middle of the night.  Sammy usually does that so he will get hollered at.  MOL.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Oh, and today is the mom and the dad's 24th annifurrsary.  It's a miracle. MOL

Friday, September 24, 2010

Finally Friday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

::sigh:: again wif the fuzzypants.  they're itchy.  

I's glad it's Friday - that means that I gets to run around the house at 3am tomorrow morning hollering and jumping on stuff and knocking it ofur!! 


YAY!!!!!





Thursday, September 23, 2010

Thankful Thursday

SAMMY

I am thankful for the following things this week:

1. I didn't get dumped in the human litterbox by the big butt of doom in the middle of the night.

2. The mom was good at cuddling this week and didn't keep rolling ofur or stuff in the middle of the night.  so I didn't have to whap her water at her.

3.  the little brat Nicky was pre-occupied with revenge on Billy, so he left me alone this week.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

Ok, so when I drink water out of the bowl I stick my paws in and then lick the water off of them.  Is that REALLY something to make fun of me for? I doesn't think that calling me "prissy poosie" and saying that I'm afraid to get mine mouf wet is funny.  Really woman, I've seen you drink too.  You're lucky MORE doesn't dribble down your chin.  YOU are the one wif the drinking prollem, not me

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

AHEM: Nicky is NOT happy today.  Mine idol and big brofur Billy SweetFeets tricked me on talk like a pirate day and he maded fun of me by making me wear two eye patches.  I has to think of somefing to get back at him.  Any ideas? 
 

Monday, September 20, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. 

The Foods Report - Bacon, cheese, and under threat of shredded legs, PORK CHOP!!!!

The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: well, nothing! We thinks that he may haf a respriatory infekshun or somefing.  he may haf to go to the v-e-t. 

The What did Nicky do to get in trouble this week report:  shredding paper, shredding plastic and sticking his claw in the mom's eye while she was sleeping.  (HEY! I saided i was sorry!! - Nicky)

::SIGH:: ugh.  Here is mashedpotatobrains wif the psycho alien report: - Sammy:  thanks fishbreath.  Here is the alien report for today:: SOMEONE SHUT THAT ALIEN ACROSS THE STREET UP! Does anyone out there know how I can contact the mothership to TAKE THAT FREAKING ALIEN HOME?  HE NEFUR SHUTS UP!!  - back to you bananabreadhead

Please, if anyone knows how to SHUT SAMMY UP please let me know.  Only sugjestions that will not get me in trouble with the mom. For some reason she likes him

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Nicky Talks like a Pirate

nicky fuzzypants, your pirate name is
Keeper Davey the Chaste Eye
What is YOUR pirate name?

um what?

why does I haf to wear the fuzzypants AND two eyepatches?

BILLY!! IS YOU SHUR I'S 'POSED TO HAF TWO EYEPATCHES????

ARRRRRRRRRR


Friday, September 17, 2010

Finally Friday

SAMMY

The mom is back to werk - hooray.  You know, beans is awfully whiney when they is sick.  Here are some things the mom whined about

Sammy, get off my face
Sammy, really, I'm trying to breathe and sleep, get off my face
ok, thank you for getting off my face, now can you get off my bladder?
Are you hungry or something?
Can I please just sleep?
Really, do you have to put your tail under my nose?
oh, you like snot on your tail do you?
oh come on, please get off my face


WHINER

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

Deer The Mom - so you is home sick today - and you are all stuffed up and cannot talk and haf a fever and get dizzy when you stand up.  HOWEFUR, since you is home I 'spekt to haf brekfest AND lunch today, as well as dinner at the ushual time.  

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Mommy, please don't put the flashybox in mine face anymore

Monday, September 13, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report-  chicken, ham-less hamburgers, macaroni and cheese and ice cream!!!

The What did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: Well, not really anything. 

The What did Nicky do to get in trouble this week report: trash picking, broken glass, and hoo-ha biting.  he's like a little meniss. 

Ok, well, Sammy is just jumping around over here looking like he's going to wet his pants.  So, put on your al-lum-a-num foil hats and get ready.  Here is buckwheat brains with the alien report - take it away mush head:   Thank you bananabreadhead.  So, there is yet ANOTHER new alien across the street - and from the sound of it, it's a HUGE one.  we can hear him holler for the mother ship even when our doors and windows is closed.  The cat across the street that lives in the house with the 43 children says that he must be new to our planet 'acause he's ALWAYS hollering while he's in his house.  Maybe he ate his people too fast. 
Back to you lardbutt. 

::SIGH:: i wonder why the mom has not taken him to get evaluated for some new drugs. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today.

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Thankful Thursday

SAMMY

I'm thankful that I has mine sleepy spot back on the bed.  The mom isn't all that bad sometimes.  But she should really be more careful when she takes a bath - 'acuase I haf perfected mine aim from the big windowsill into the tub and I was able to whap mine fur brush right into the rain box when she was in there sitting in the bubbles.  SCORE!!!!

Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Meezer Tuesday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report

The Foods Report: well, it was kind of a slow week until yesterday - then we gotted bacon and a little baloney and TURKEY FROM THE GRILL THING.  YUMMY!!!!!

The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: He only ranned out once.  out the back door this time.  But he stopped on the patio and camed back in.  It was raining.  MOL

The What did Nicky do to get in trouble this week report: He knockded ofur the floor lamp with the really 'spensive shade wif finges - Victoria's Lamp Shade.  Or Victoran's lamp shade.  The mom was not happy.

That's the Meezer Tuesday Miles Rep.............. ::SAMMY:: HEY CHOWDER BRAIN.  THE MOM says that you HAS to let me give mine Report.  I has fans you know. 

::MILES:: - SIGH.  Ok, here's grits for brains with the report of the psy-ko-lojikally disturbed:
::SAMMY:: - Thank you mr girly hips.  So, I as I was sitting in the plant in the front window (you know, for cammo-flaj,) I counted the following aliens:   The next door alien, the other next door alien, the alien on the other side next door, the backyard alien, the teeny white alien that I KNOWS I can kick the crap out of if necessary, the brown alien akrost the street, 4 spotted aliens, 5 short but very long aliens and a new black alien.  I has also made contact with the cat across the street and we are in agreement - we seem to be in the center of an alien pod.  We belive that the mother ship will be landing some time in october.   Back to you scrambled egg brains.
::MILES:: - I think the mother ship already landed and left a baby psy-a-meeze in the garden and we are now under it's control . 

That's the Meezer Tuesday Miles Rep.......... ::NICKY:: - Uh, Miles?? Can I say somefing??
::MILES:: - Sure Nicky
::NICKY:: - I doesn't think Sammy is crazy.  I loves him. 
::MILES:: - oh young grasshopper, you haf much to learn...........

That's the meezer tuesday Miles report for today. 

::BILLY::- HEY FATHEAD
::MILES:: - NO, it's THE END.  NO MORE.  You haf your OWN blog anyway. 
::BILLY:: BUT.....
::MILES:: NO!!!!!!!!! it's THE END
::BILLY:: BUT MILES, there's a ham sammich on the table that the mom is not watching.........
::MILES:: ooooo ham.  let's go

Monday, September 06, 2010

The NO MeezerMondayMilesReport

MILES

It's a holiday and we is waiting to see what the mom cooks for dinner! There will be a Meezer Tuesday Miles Report Tomorrow



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Friday, September 03, 2010

um, yeah

MILES

You HAS to go see Billy's Weerd Friday.  But DON'T let your peoples see it.  

Pee Ess: we fixded the linky prollem

Thursday, September 02, 2010

Thankful Thursday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

I's thankful that mine mommy lets me sleep unner the covers wif her - efen though I likes to play in the middle of the night and sometimes I dig mine clarws into hers tummy or legs.  And sometimes I likes to bitey her fingers and arms.  And sometimes I slap her in the face.  (Sammy tells me that she likes it).  She says that she knows I's a baby and that I's learning the whole cuddle thing. 

I'm still wondering why I has to wear the fuzzypants.

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Wiped out Whapping Wednesday

SAMMY

We is furry tired from Billy's party yesterday.  It was major fun though - and the paw prints will prolly NEFUR come off the ceiling! PAWSOME!


Now, this is especially for AuntieBee -  whom I love furry much!  I haf been FURRY busy whapping lately - last night I gotted a GOOD ONE in on the mom.  I whapped BOTH of the talking picture box remote things into her head while she was sleeping.  I must say, I impressed mine self!! I gotted a good spot on the table by whapping the clock to the floor, and then lined up 'ahind the remote thingies and sent them sailing.  I bet that she does not forget to fill the crunchy bowl tonight. 

So I think that overnight delivery is a crock......

MILES Shoved back in the box by that bas***d in the bloo shorts again.  He said "overnight delivery back home"  Well, I climbe...