Friday, October 29, 2010

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Things to do Thursday

SAMMY

Things are busy around here.  Billy is hafing a party at his bloggie tomorrow for halloweenie.  He's busy getting music and foods together.  Nicky is helping  See how busy they is?

I is getting ready to sit in the cornfield on Saturday night and wait for the Great Mothership to bring bones and stuff to all the good little aliens.  I'm hoping that the Mothership will not suck me up and probe me or anything.  Let's see.......... flashlight, tem-tay-shuns, crunchy foods, alien translator dikshonary, is there anything else I needs?

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Special Rememberance Tuesday

SAMMY

Eight years ago today, The One Who Came Before ran off to the Bridge.  Miles and I knowed the others that came before - Gramma Trixie and Grampa Norton, but we nefur gotted to meet Ralphie.  There is a tab at the top of this page that will take you to Ralphie's special page, (or just click the linkie) where for the first time, his story is posted.  We hopes you enjoy it.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods report:  FRENCH TOAST!!!!!!!  BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!  chick-hen

The What Did Billy do report: Well, he's feeling better and getting sneakier! But at least he didn't run out into the road.  One day he ran out in the rain.  I would not like that but he's wet half the time anyway

The What did Nicky do report:  The whirling dervish of destruction was running through the house all week.  The mom is tired of cleaning up after him. 

The whack report by Sammy:  Take it away yogurt brain.  Thank you eclair breath! So, thankfully it was a pretty quiet alien week.  Maybe they're afraid of the rain too.  And the cold.  It was really cold here this week.  But, the moon is full and it's coming up on creepy time halloween again, so I think that this week maybe the mothership will appear!! I was told that perhaps if I sit outside in a corn field he Great Mothership will appear and bring bones and stuff to all the good little aliens.  Khyra, is that true?

Back to you cottage cheese butt. 

I would pay anything to see him sitting in a corn field waiting for the Great Mothership.  MOL

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Friday, October 22, 2010

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Thankful Thursday

SAMMY

I'm furry thankful that my the mom says I am her absolute most favoritest dark blue crossed eyed meezer in the whole werld. 


wait, Miles has light blue, non crossed eyes

Nicky has light blue jittery crossed eyes.

Billy's not a meezer. 

HUH. 

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM is you SHUR I's your favorite?

(The Mom) - of course you are my little love man.  You are my most favorite 6 year old meezer. 

awwwwwwwwww thanks The Mom!!!

Wait..................

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Wednesday Rant (aka Whiney Wednesday)

MILES

Deer BillySweetFeetsNortonGingersnap - Please leaf mine tail alone at night.  When you bite mine tail in the middle of the night, I HAS to punch you in the head, and then the mom wakes up and kicks me off the bed.  Then I get cranky 'acause I has to sleep next to the mom.  And when I gets cranky, I has to chase you all ofur the house and then I's tired in the morning.  so STOP IT. 



BILLY

Deer Miles - PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Monday, October 18, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The foods report: eggs, FRENCH TOAST and brisket.  pretty fair!!! FRENCH TOAST!!!!!!!!

The What Did Billy Do this week report: Well, he did get out once or twice.  He only wanted to roll on the pavement  - in the middle of the street.  The mom screamed and he camed back. 

The What did Nicky do this week report:  SpazzyPants falled off the balcony Sunday morning  He bounced right back up and came back up to the party. 

And now here is Sammy with the "what the heck is wrong wif your brain" report:  Thank you fat gut. 
Ok, so there's something very wrong with the girl alien next door.  She has the WHOLE nayborhood upset day and night.  Mommy said she needs "fixin". Well, damnit, FIX HER.  I'm averaging 17 hours of sleep a day - no wonder I'm all out of sorts! I'm TIRED. 

Back to you eclair hips. 

::SIGH:: I can't wait for halloween.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  Maybe this year his head will really explode.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Friday, October 15, 2010

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Thankful Thursday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

I's thankful that I has a mommy that I loves furry much. And that she protekts me from getting beated up by Miles CrankyPants. 

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Wednesday Rant (aka Whiney Wednesday)

MILES

Things that chap my hiney

1.  where the bleep did the unending bowl of crunchies go? I'm feeling kind of light lately and I needs to get more crunchies

2.  the mom's knees are kind of uncomfortable to lay on

3.  Nicky is making us all crazy - that baby never naps! he tires me out just watching him.

4.  The mom says I haf cranky pants - well at least they're not FUZZY PANTS.  MOL

5.  the mom says I haf bad breaf.  i'm surprised that people don't die when SHE breafs on them.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report:  GUYS!!!! THIS FOOD ROCKS!!!!!!!! The mom says it's something called carnival squash and me and BILLY and Nicky and Sammy all LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! Baked wif some butter on it.

The What did Billy Do to get in trouble report: he's getting boring!!! well, he eated more dog food. 

The What did Nicky Fuzzybrain do to get in trouble:  Spazmo tried to LICK THE FAN while it was running.  

Uh, now it's time for the psycho report by mushhead Sammy.  Take it away puddingbrain:
Ok, well mine good furriend Khyra said she would help me wif this so - Khyra, can you please translate the following for me (hollered by the alien stuck in the house across the street:) Woof, bark, howwwwwwwwwwl, howwwwwwwwwwl, aaaaaaaaarrrrfff, woof woof woof woof woof, bark, ark, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooo oooooooooooo, howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllll, arf arf arf.  I think he's saying "dear mothership, please come and help me get more humans, I already ated mine".  Thank you for your help Khyra!!!!

::SIGH:: I's sorry that the Meezer Monday Miles report is late - apparently I didn't get to the mom in time and she started drooling and snoring at 7pm last night, then waked up and wented to bed.  'parently I now has to get mine post to her by 6pm in order for it to make it on time. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Friday, October 08, 2010

Finally Friday

SAMMY

Whew!!! It's finally Friday!!! The dinner here last night wented well - lots of dancing and blushing going on between the birthday girl and Billy.

Sanjee mofed in again yesterday wif Miles 'acause she's flustrated wif MomRobyn werking alot.  Humans don't realize that we needs their FULL attenshun.  

Miles also 'acided that now he's going to barf up his duck and pea crunchy foods and NOT barf up the cheap junk food stuff that we love.  Miles used to like the pea and duck stuff, but none of the rest of us did.  The prollem is that it's hard to barf up the pea and duck stuff.  So the mom thought she would "fool" us by mixing it in with our cheap junk foods.  HA.  we eated around it.  She's really not bright.  

As for me, well, I'm still on alien watch - they seem to get all riled up when the sun goes down.  I've been taking notes and stuff to ask Billy's furriend Maxx about it when he comes ofur again.  His the mom wented to the human rainbow bridge a couple of monfs ago, and then his human the dad hadded a stroke, so when his kollig-grajuate-girl is not home, he comes here to stay sometimes 'acause his the dad can't take him out for walks.  Shur, he could let him out in the yard, but Maxx won't poop in his own yard - he has to take a walk to do that.  WEERD.  But I haf a feeling that Maxx lies to me about the alien translation stuff.  Maybe Khyra can help me.  She would not lie to me.  Right? 

Nicky is a spaz.  And the more spazzy he gets the more he runs around in circles.  The mom has video of how he walks and stuff, but she doesn't want to 'barass Nicky by posting it.  He turns in a circle then walks a few steps then turns in a circle and then walks a few steps.  And his head is just so very tilty.  When he runs he does all that but faster.  The v-e-t doesn't think he will efur get better.

Thursday, October 07, 2010

Someone's got a crush

SAMMY

Young BillySweetFeets is all a twitter this morning - it's someone's purrfday today and he has a question for her - and he's running around like crazy and picking out some furry speshul foods. 

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

Hey the mom, if you doesn't want me laying next to you on the cowch all the time 'acause you is "werking" or whatefur, I haf efurry right to stab you wif mine back claws when I crowd onto your legs at the end of the recliner.  Quitcher'itchin.

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Monday, October 04, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report - turkey, chick-hen and eggs.  not bad.  not great but not bad

The What did Billy do report: other than walking on the mom's face in the middle of the night, nothing.

That What Did Nicky Do report:  That boy is a mess. He tore apart the toy box twice.  maybe someday he will calm down.

::tugging at Miles:: - HEY MILES!!!
What Nicky
Why can't I tear apart the toy box! It has TOYS in it.  TOYS!!!!! TOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calm down junior. You make me tired!!!! You should save your energy for 3am. 
OH YEAH.  3AM - PLAYTIME!!!! WHEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Heehee

Ok, now it's time for the wacko report.  So wifout fur-ther ado - here's polenta brain.
Thank you Miles- so this week was a much quieter week.  The alien across the street must haf finally gotten in contact wif the mother ship.  Fank Bast - 'acause I thought I'd go crazy!!! I has to stay sane to keep efurryone else in line around here. In ofur alien news, i think that the female alien next door is a floozy.  she always has many male aliens trying to follow her around.  maybe she's just a tease.  and that teeny 3 pound all white alien up the street is the same way. Floozies. Back to you marshmallow head. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. 

Friday, October 01, 2010

Finally Friday

MILES

Whew - it's FINALLY friday.  Not that I need a break for the weekend.  Although sleeping and eating is hard werk.  really hard werk.  you know you haf to find just the right spot - which could lead to MINUTES wandering around the house! and then you haf to get IN the spot and get comfy . again, that could take like, SECONDS!!! and then there's the whole pretending you're asleep so that your brothers don't pounce you or anyfing like that, until you akshually FALL asleep! Again, that could take up to 10 seconds!! That's like FOREFUR!! And EATING!! WOW!! open mouth, get foods, chew chew chew, all while hafing to be upright on your paws! WHEW!!!!

wow, I really werked HARD this week.  I needs a break.  Happy Weekend!

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