She's MAD MAD MAD at me - yeah RIIIIIIIGHT

SAMMY

So, we still cannot find her brain. We looked efurrywhere. It's just GONE. She slept some yesterday and then wented out to do somefing somewhere. I really didn't care, I was napping. BUT, she did come home wif stinky goodness, so it was OK. Then she sat and stared at the moving pikshur box for a while, and wented to bed. BUT, she opened the door to the forbidden room and didn't close it for a while. Miles wented in there, but she gotted him out. And then she finded Trixie and Norton, who were being good and didn't go in there. But, she could not find me. She ran around the house screaming "SAM! WHERE ARE YOU? YOU BETTER NOT BE IN THAT ROOM!!!" and then she slammed the door to the forbidden room and yelled "IF YOU'RE IN THERE, YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT TILL MORNING." BOY, was she MAD at me. So, I stayed where I was for a long time. She gotted up 2 more times to look for me in the forbidden room and could not find me, and yelled some more, and then wented to bed for good. I waited until she was sleeping and then ran into the bedroom really fast and jumped up onto the bed, and landed right on her stomach, and then got off the bed. She screamed and sat up and looked around and didn't see anyfing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Then she laid down and I snuk up onto the bed from the ofer side and laid right on her face. That maded her more MAD at me. She even said, "Sammy, I'm so mad at you, making me run around the house looking for you and yelling. and now jumping on me". So, I put my paws on her face and kissed her, got down and put myself in snuggling position and turned on the purr machine. And she said right before she falled asleep again "oh Sammy, I could never be mad at you". SUCKER!!!!