SAMMY
I wented to the v-e-t yesterday. To see the same v-e-t who pulled out Mileses teef. I was really scairt to be going out the door - I nefurr gets near the door when it's open. Then, we has to walk around the side of the house by the garden where Mommy finded me when I was a lost baby. I still get really scairt there. Then we was in the metal monster wif wheels, and I hadded to hide. I hided on the floor. Mommy gotted me wrapped up on the blankie (forget the PTU for v-e-t visits, Mommy always has to take them apart to get me out, and those wif the opening on top are no better). The v-e-t lady was nice. She pokded me a few times, but I didn't gets anyfing stuck up my you-know-where. She lookded in my eyes and saided they was beautiful, but crossed. I fink that makes me look more Meezerish. She stabbed me TWICE. But she was talking really nice to me. Then she lookded at my teef. The good news is that I does not seem to haf the same dental prollems Miles has - I haf some -ginger-vitis (must be a curse from those nasty ginger kitties who torment me). and I will prolly need a dental in about a year. The ofurr good news is that I doesn't have to have rooster shots for 2 years!!!! But the bestest news is that MILES IS FAT. The v-e-t tookded me to get weighted and I did my Meezer best and YOWLED at the top of my lungs the whole time so that Mommy could hear me from the waiting room. Then she tolded Mommy I weigh 13.3 pounds. Miles weighs 15.7. HAHAHAHAHAHA. She said she didn't unnerstand 'acause I LOOK so much fatter than Miles, but he weighs almost 2.5 lbs more than me. I forgave her for that fat comment. I'm not fat, I'm floofy.
Now the bad news, I HAF FLEAS!! OH MY GOD!!! I fink that Mommy bringded them in the house after playing wif the woofie that lifs 'ahind our house. Mommy askded her if I haf fleas, how come I nefurr skracth myself. And why doesn't Miles haf fleas? She saided that my furs is so fick and lukshureeous that I prolly could not feel the fleas, and that they prolly likes my furs better than his not so lukshureeous furs. So, now we bof haf to use Revolushun for 3 monfs. But mommy combded me all ofurr last night wif a flea comb and didn't find anyfing. Not efunn flea dert. I fink the v-e-t is cracked. And the funniest fing was that when mommy lookded at my chart, they had me listed as a Lilac point Meezer. She laffed and saided to the v-e-t "does he look like a lilac point to you?" and the v-e-t laffed and saided that the purrson who putted that in my chart must nefurr haf seen a Meezer 'afore.
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Good bye my sweet Nicky
Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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MOM When I started this endeavor in 2006, I never expected how my world would change. I had an 18 month old meezer and a not even one yea... -
Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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Sammys
All in all it wasn't a bad bisit. It am gud to know dat yu is all healthy and fit fur another year --which am many many naps away. I nefur seen no lilac on yu, I dunno why dey wood have called yu a lilac meezer?!
Hope Miles is feelin better today.
Purrs to Miles!
Bye to my handsome slim sweet Sammys!
Purrrrrs and Headbutts
~Abby
They messed up my chart too. I wonder about these medical folks who can't keep things straight...I think they're doing too much with too few people.
If your mom didn't find any flea dirt or fleas on you...how did the v-e-t? I'm sure you were much less wiggly for your mom than the v-e-t. Maybe they were just trying to sell you more stuff?
Lilly is fluffy too, she drops about a hundred pounds when she gets a bath.
Sammy, I don't blame you for being scairt!
Hmmm, that is very interestin' about the fleas. I haven't had any fleas (yet). Can you train them and make a flea circus with them?
Fleas are stinky, I'm glad your Mom didn't find some.
You're not fat at all. I weigh more than even Miles (just barely), so I think you're both quite slender. ;)
Latte & I had some fleas in the fall. We got bafs and then the neck stuff and they went away really fast. The LL wasn't pleased 'cause she didn't know where we got them from.
Haha, they called you a lilac?? They called me a domestic shorthair instead of an oriental and the VET laughed and laughed.
Glad it went mostly well!
Kaze
ohmygosh. The woman found (whispers) fleas
on Pumpy and me last month. She freaked. We never go outside so we're just not sure how it happened. Anyhow... we took a flea treatment and she combs us so I think we're OK
Congrats on your trip to the V-E-T. It's always SUCH a trauma. (We know.)
I don't know the difference between Meezers...I just know I like the super-sexy kind!
And that's you, Miles!
Sammy, perhaps you need to chase Miles around the house more to give him a cardio workout?
FLEAS!!!! Well, at least you can get rid of them and prevent other health problems wif Revolution. (And they don't haf to stick it down your throat.)
Oh no, Sammy! FLEAS!!! That's almost the worst thing I've ever heard. Hopefully your Mom can help you get rid of them. And Miles, by the way, Max and I are both over 16 lb each and we don't look fat.
George
That seems like a very uhm, interestin' trip you had, Sammy . . . fleez shmeeze - we don't think ya have any. And we also don't think ya look like any kinda flower . . .
I am glad you don't have to have a dental right away. I am also glad that everything else was okay and I hope you don't have fleas!
Awww, you be nice to Miles...not his fault he's ummm, more well rounded?, yeah...he's just very well rounded.
Meezers gots to Yowl, its in the big Book Of Rules that Meezers Know about, but beans don't! Its a very long title, but a great book. ;)
I bet the flea was from the stabby guy's office. That's where Buddah oicked some up and thenbrought home to me. But if you only got one and they found it, then it's over. But People like to torture us with the medicines, so I bet you hve to suck it up for 3 months anyway.
You need PTU like I got. Easy in, easy out, and at least it's not like being shoved in a box. You can see everything and it's actually kinda cool. Well, cool at home, where it makes a nice sleeping palce...
It sounds like your visit to the vet was not too terrible. Sorry about the fleas!
Yeah, that whole flea thing must be a scam. When I had my teeth done, my vet told my mom the tech found a flea on me! (My mom found it hard to believe that I'd had it before I got there.) Well, Mom had to go back to the fix-it place for something else and was ready to get some Revolution for us, but after she found out how many cat toys it was going to cost to treat all of us she said no thanks. She combed us all with a flea comb a few times and found nothing. Not that I was surprised.
Anyway, I'm glad you had not an awful bisit!
Not that bad a visit to the V-E-T.
The Big Thing found a flea on me yesterday. They are so rare that he didn't effen know that it was at first. But when it didn't go all crunchie in his fingers, he knew.
We were all interested in it because we hadn't seen one before. But we decided we didn't like it very much. An we don't want to see one again.
Fleas...yuck. I had fleas when I first came home. I came from a nice family in the country. Although they kept us all inside, they had lots of other animals outside, and the fleas just got in. It drove Mom nuts. She gave me a bath (yuck) and combed and combed, and got most of them out. Then she got the neck spot stuff from the vet, and they went away fast!
So now, she still puts that stuff on me every so often, cause I like to go outside with my harness. I don't like it much, and try to rub it off. Tara
we used ta haf flees real bad. if you had 'em, yur momma would know. we fink yur vet's tryin' ta make a cupple extra bucks.
The vet once seded the cat afore Bonnie had fleas, but Mom finks it was ONE flea that got on her at the vet. The firstest cat was indoor-outdoor near the beach an always had fleas. He was lergic to fleas, flea collars, flea sprays an powders, so Mom had to gif him baths. That's afore the Revolution an ofur goop that goes on the neck. He mitea been lergic to those, too!
The Big Thing founded a flea on me. He was some suprised he diny even know what it was until he discovered he couldn't crush it.
He couldn't find any others though.
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