MILES
Hi efurryone. My mouf is still a little hurty. I still has to take the pain med-i-k-shun and the banana flavored anty-by-otiks. I hate them. AND my goopy stuff for my eye. It was looking better, but now I'm all winky and blinky and red again. I doesn't know why. I HATE the goopy stuff and haf discovered the following moves to avoid it.
1 The backward crescent roll - when Mommy picks me up and i see the tube of goopy stuff in her hand, i bend ofurr backward into as much of a circle as i can get into.
2. the head fan - keep swiveling your head back and forf really fast. goop will ushually end up in your ear
3. frow your paws in the air - and wave them around really fast in front of your face. goop will ushually end up on your leg
4. head roll/eye skweeze - this werks almost all the time. roll your head back and forf like in the head fan but not as fast, and skweeze your eyes shut - this will sometimes lead to goop in the nose. but at least it's not in the eye.
5. the slide and run. by far my most favoritist move - while doing one of the moves above, slide your body really slow to the edge of the couch or chair or efunn the lap, and when you gets to the end, just drop and RUN RUN RUN.
I hope this helps anycat out there who has to haf GOOP.
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Oh Miles, I'm sorry yer mouf still hurts, but you are too FUNNY! I can picture you doing all of those moves. Here is some advice: If you let yer Mommie put the goop in yer eye, it will get better faster.
Oh Miles
I udderstand whay yu are goin frew wif the eye goop. When I hadda da scratchie on my eye. Momma hadda put in 3 dif-fur-rent fings. One wuz really goopy. The oddur stung...Momma diddant knoos it stung until my second VET bisit and den after dat she diddant put any more in my eye. Just the goopy stuffs. But da VET said dat it wuz OK to just do dat.
Hope yu feels better soon.
Purrs
Boo
Hi to my sweet handsome Sammys!
Purrs and Headbutts
~Abby
I'm sorry that your mouth is still hurty. I like your list of techniques to avoid the evil medication. I will have to tell Tigey, cos he seems to always have some medicine or other to take.
Good plans, Miles. Tilly was expert at #3. She would dash merrily down the halls, winging hairball remedy hither and thither...
You really need to let Mum put the goop in, though. It will help lots.
We're glad things are quieter at the Meezers this weekend.
It's a good weekend to relax and cuddle.
Go Pats!
So now I'm rolling on the floor, and I have no goop...just lafin and lafin. Great tips, I'll keep them in mind! Tara
Has your mom thought about wrapping you up in a towel from the neck down? That's the way my mommie does it wif us, and there is no way that we can get out of it, specially when daddy helps her.
If I can figure out how to work the printer, I am going to print this up!!
Patches
sounds like yur momma needs reeinforcemints.
Ooh, we end up with the pink squirty stuff effrey few snowy times. We hate that!
But when The Big Thing putted us on our backs, we didn't know what to do. We will try some of your tricks! Thanks for the ideas...
Hmmm. Visits to the V-E-T are never fun. Goop is especially nasty stuff. Thanks for the advice of how to deal with it Miles.
We'd best not let Ninna read this. But I'm sorry for what you're going through, Miles. I hope it's all better soon!
We were carefullie reading yer suggjeshtuns and owr lady snuck up behind us and started laffing. We asked hur why and she said Rosie tried almost all of thowse hurself!
Owr favorite one to do is the slide and run but were curious to try the backwards crescent roll!!! Thanks fur the grate tips! Get bettur soon, Miles.
Oh poor Miles. I's done nappin wif Mommy so I's comin ofur to snuggle and learn bout these moveses purrsonally. See yoo soon!
Purrrrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee
Miles, sorry to hear your mouth is still a little sore. I hope it feels better soon! You should really let your mom put the goop in your eye, though, so it heals quicker! We want you to be well!
You can also try the "Get Back". When they grab you, instead of trying to run forward try running backward! They hold you down to keep you from running off, but they always forget to hold onto you so you can't slide back and run! Gets me out of my OTW's grasp every time! Well, until she learned to hold onto my butt too.
Sorry your eye is still hurting Miles.Yet thanks for the list of moves I'm going to print them up and
stick them on the fridge.
With talented moves like that, you should take your act on the road! But in all truthfulness, your medicine is helping you get better, so I would not be a true friend if I didn't encourage you to take it.
Keep feeling better, Miles!
Oh, Miles, you haf described the moofs so well! B and I don't get medicine, but if Mom efur tries it, we'll be prepared. Healin purrs, my furiend!
We's sorry yer mouf is still a bit hurty an hope it's better soon. We haf red yer list of moovs sevrull times so we can memmer eyes it. Fank yoo, it will come in furry yoosfull.
Oh, I will hafta try sum of deze moofs da next time mom tries to gif me dat icky med-i-sin for squirtees. Fanks fur da tips Miles, but yoo shood let ur mom gif yoo yer med-i-sin so yoo can fel bettur.~Speedy
numbers 5 is my fafurite one! i used it untils mommees started sittin on the floors and puttin me in the middle of hers legs. its like being stuck in a hole. yu cants get out! then she shoved a pill downs my throat and squirts pink yukky stuff into my mouf. its jus not fair. i will haf to try some of yur ofer ideas. yuki
We laughed and laughed thinking about you making all those moves! We are going to try to remember them, in case we need them. We certainly hope that goop makes you feel better fast so you won't have to use all those moves.
China Cat & Willow
We've never had to experience the goop before, but we's glad to get the advice (for future reference) :)
Fanks fur the info. Dose exercises should be posted as a FAQ somewhere so we can use them we we gets and OWIE or somefin in our eye.
Man, that totally sucks about the medicine-knocking wood here pal!
Glad you are doing better anyways.
Pretty solid strategies! I'm proud of your defensive tactics!
tip for Mommy Meezer...try the kitty burrito. For the rabbits I throw a towel over their head then wrap them up quickly and then slowly unpeal the area I need to work on. Like swaddling a baby, they have no where to go.
Hey, Miles, I hope your mouf feels better soon. My mouf is hurty, too! I had to go to the V-E-T.
I will remember that advice, cause I'm gettin' medicines in my mouf now.
I am sorry you are still having to have medicine....that goopy stuff is not ever fun!
Poor Miles! Your eye is probably red again because of the stress of your latest V-E-T visit. Tell your mommy you need lots of kitty massages to help you relax and heal!
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