Daddy's house and answers to those PTU questions

MILES

We is here at Daddy's house!!! YAY!!! I gotted ham AND shrimps cut up in a bowl and I eated it on my foo-ton!! I rolled all ofurr my foo-ton too!! Mommy gotted video and pikshurs. We was going to put them on the blog today. But, we can't get the pikshurs off the camera if we doesn't haf the connection cable, Mother. Sheesh. We will haf to put them up when we gets home.

About the PTU and why we haf to share. We akshually hahf 3 PTU's. We haf one huge PTU that can hold 2 kitties (or 3 kittens, up to 50 pounds) and then 2 PTU's that only hold 1 kitty. BUT, my stoopid brofurr cannot travel in a single PTU. He gets all nervous and hollers for hours on end, and he pees and poops in it. If I ride wif him in the PTU, he is quiet and just sleeps in the back. He won't efen go near the door of the PTU!!! I haf to admit that if I am in a single PTU I hate it too. A single PTU for me means a definite v-e-t visit. If I get put in the big PTU, there's less of a chance for a v-e-t visit, so I don't get as nervous. That big PTU was also Trixie and Ralphie's PTU. They hadded to travel together too. Norton hadded to haf his own because he always pooped in his because he hated mommy for taking him in the metal monster, no matter where he was going. Also, he would holler his head off in the PTU, but as soon as mommy or daddy opened the door, he was quiet. He would never get out, but the door hadded to be open. Trixie and Ralphie would not shut up unless their door was open either and they were allowed to wander around the metal monster. Most times their PTU's faced each other and then the doors was opened and the PTU's were shoved together so that they could go back and forth between the two and not wander up front to sit on the driver's head or anything. We is not like that at all. We doesn't care if the door is closed or open, we won't get out of it. We nefurr holler. We is furry good boys once we realize we is not going to the v-e-t.

Now, about this pooting in the PTU and metal monster wif wheels thing. I didded that a couple of times. Once when I was a baby and Trixie and Norton was wif us - Mommy thought that Norton pooped and hauled out his PTU and there was no poop. Me and Sammy and Trixie was in the big PTU and Trixie was hollering and Sammy was hollering so she opened ours and didn't find poop either, but Trixie and Sammy ran out so she figured it was me. I had a pooting prollem anyway because, as you know, most baby kitties do. So, really it was not my fault. The other time was after the ferst time Mommy gived me some banilla milkshake from MickeyD's place. I was still a baby and it was rich. You do the math. Again, NOT my fault.
but this time, I DID NOT POOT at all. But it was a good thing that Daddy hadded a litterbox set up so that I could run to it when we gotted here. And he hadded stinky goodness and crunchy goodness already set out for us.