My Fellow New Yorkers
They Winds of Cheynge are blowing across New York::ffffssssssssssstttttttt::
and it's all because of Cheysuli and Derby
Um, why are you putting on gas masks?
::pfffffffff::
Cheysuli stands for all that is right in America
::what's going on over in the corner? did someone pass out?::
A vote for Cheysuli and Derby is a vote for........
I don't smell any noxshus fumes, who's making all those gagging noises?
::fffffssssssssssttt::
um.....
oh......
'SKUSE ME!! I POOTED
I'm sorry
NOTE TO THE CAMPAIGN STAFF
do NOT give Miles pork and beans for lunch before a speech
Paws for the Winds of Cheynge
40 comments:
Hoo-boy, is it odiferous in here or what? We could sure use and ex-change--of air! Miles, use the Beano!
Ha ha, you are full of hot air, Miles!
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
Oh. My. Sweet goodness!
Beans, beans the magical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you poot.
The more you poot the better you feel, so eat your beans at every meal!
I don't know what you're talking about I don't smell anything? Oh that's because I'm so used to Kaze's toxic poots.
Chase
A-hem. I think that we shall step outside for a moment. Don't mind us.
Roxy & Lucky
HAHAHAHA Miles, you are TOO funny! My mom has been watching political debates on TV and she almost passed out, too. So I'm thinking it might not have been your pork & beans ... maybe politics stinks.
Rocky
[Cheysuli stands and applauds!] That is marvelous Miles!!!! Marvelous!!!!!
I couldn't have done it better myself. I bet those Clintons won't know what hit them. And umm.. maybe next time you could stand in a corner at THEIR rally...
Oh, ***GIGGLE***! Miles, you are a HOOT! Or... today, you were a poot! *GIGGLE*!
Mom thinks politics is stinky, too!
Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.
*snigger*
Well done guys! x
Oh Miles, right now I'z so glad I'z miles away! ;) It's bad enough when My Mummy complains about my gas issues! ;)
Oh, you guys are so clever, you can be Chey's secret weapon in the enemy camp. A little undercover work.
Oh my goodness! Miles, you are so funny! :)
Pooting is good. It gets you what you want.
Poot on!
Politics deserve all of the pooting you can pass at them Miles! Just don't aim your boohiney toward me!
Hahahahahaha!
A poot hoot!
Miles you make a grate pootie speech! I don't knoo bout yu what efurrytime I make a sound outta my rear I always look and fink did I juss do dat?
Keep on politicklee pootin Miles!
*wavin paws relly fast**
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie
**blowin kisses**
Bye to my sweet handsome (nonpootin) floofy cocoa puffs
Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adorin little princess angel
~Abby
Uh oh - that may not be the best way to get the voters to the polls!
::opening windows:: Dat was a great speach Miles, look, it made me cry...okay so it made my eyes water. It's da same thing...
Good thing our net came back in time for this great speech. hahaha! Way to go Miles ;)
Purrrrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi
Pee Ess. If you need to do another speech, invite Sanjee over there for it instead of coming here. hahaha!
You is runing for president Miles?? I will vote for you!! Miles for President!
Hahahahaha! I can smell the winds of change all the way over here!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, Miles . . . how could anyone resist that stirring speech?
heheheheh we is roll'n on the floor! ~Empress
meow. meow...pooter you are... :)
OK YOU SILLY BOYS! You came for a bisit to see me today but did not leave me your STREET ADDRESS so I can send you somfin!!!!! I can not make out the street on your envelope!! Or else you do not get a Valentine from me...don't ya want one?
Purrrs Miss Pewch
we is in oregon and we could smell thats over here!!
Miles you did a great job for the Winds of Cheynge. Keep up the good work. Poot On.
We can't smell it over here, because all we can smell are all the funny smells that we make. And they smell BAD!!!
Miles,Miles Miles!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Too funny
Purrs Mickey
Pee Ess: Georgia here,Sammy. I simply cannot wait for Sibling Whapping Wednesday lessons!!!!!
Purrs Georgia
That was great, Miles. I am still laughing. Wonderful speech for the Winds of Cheynge!
NO! No pork and beans before a speech anymore!!! Those are NOT the winds of Cheynge we want, hahahahahahahahah!
i don't think that was you honey, i think you just got blamed!!!
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
** fanning paw in front of nose **
Mommy thinks this should be done at all political debates....
Mommy? Where is the Lysol?
Purrs,
Scout
you pooted! hahaha! I am so sorry.
Hmmm we thawt there wuz a strange smell wafting across the big pond.
Pooting is over-rated as a problem among political speakers. We see, we hear them. We don't smell them.
Miles ... It's "POTUS," not poot us! Hee, hee ...
DMM
Haw Haw! Probably no more stinky than the other candidates on the campaign trail!!!
Luf, Us
Mommys is laughing again, she says there is not ways your poots can be as bads as mine. She makes gaggin noises all the times.
ahahahahahahahahahaha! thank you, friend miles!! you has made mom shoot amaretto-creamered coffee out her nose!! (akshully, she sez that's good, acause now she can't smell the pootin'!) shoot; this ain't nuthin' compared to ol' thor-doggie-of-blessed-memory. he turned the air green an' you needed a knife to cut through it!)
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