Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday


::SIGH:: I almost hadded a TERRIBLE accident yesterday. I was upstairs wandering around and singing (or hollering if you believe my mother) and I decided to practice some circus stunts - hanging over the balcony and doing some tight rope walking on the balcony ledge, and all of a sudden I SLIPPED. Mommy hollered and I hung on for dear life and was able to pull myself back up onto the ledge by my claws before mommy could rescue me. She called me to come downstairs and I came running and she pickded me up and hugged me and told me I was too FAT to be doing that. Here I am traumatized and she calls me FAT. Well, she did apologize for the fat remark after a little while, so I gave her a face pat and a kissy.

Here is my Meezer Rule for today: always know your limitations and make sure you have sharpclaws.

Well fellow kitties, I hope you did your homewerk last week and took a tour of your houses wif an eye towards the whappables. Here is my absolute favorite whappable: The wireless DSL router. It's on a table right 'ahind the couch. My spot on the couch is directly over this table, and when mommy reclines in her seat, I am about 4 inches away from it. I can get down and lay on the table or just reach out and whap. oh and that flower thing is fun to whap too.

This is mommy cell phone. Notice the damage to it -it's all beat up and scratched and chipped. This is from over a year of whapping it into walls. When it's opened, the display sometimes does not light up right. Again, this is from repeated whapping into the wall.

This is me in pre-whap posishun. I am eyeing my target and licking my lips in an-tis-a-pashun

This is the proper post "whap reach" - remember to get good extenshun wif your whapping paw

Your assignment for this week is to practice the pre-whap posishun and the post whap stretch. It's important to get full extension and practice helps.


Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

miles honey be careful and no, you are NOT fat and neither am i. really. (ha ha ha ha ha)

sammy dear, great whapping. i have lots of stuff in my house you are welcome to whap, come over any time!!!

smiles, auntie bee

Kimo and Sabi said...

Whappyity, whap whap! Totally fun!

Max said...

Dang Miles, be careful!!!

Renee Nefe said...

Sammy: if you use that nice tail of yours to dust off my shelves I'll let you come over and whap all my rabbits (well not the live ones cuz they would whap you back!)

And Miles: Hummm I don't have many places for you to practice and scare your mommy with, but you could come over too.

Ramses said...

Oh yer whappin' is fun! I'z amazing at pompom whappin' and better still at 'nip squirrel whappin'! Which reminds me I'z need to go play with my 'nip squirrel... :)

Parker said...

I'm eyeing a candy dish in the living room right now!


Ooooo my furfriend yu needs to be furry karefull. IT is a gud fing yur claws were so sharp and yu were so add-jile. We is glad yu was not hurt.

Sammy I will hafta to look around to see what kinda fings I can whap round here. Momma says I am a furry gud kitty except for my butt explosions....I can't helps it if I have no tail, now can I?

**wavin paws**
Bye Miles
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

**blowin kisses**
Bye to my sweet handsome champion king whapper!

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little snow angel

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

That is a good rule Miles. I was up on our upstairs railing last night (it is very thin - only about 1.5 inches wide - and made of metal) and I almost slipped myself, and I am definitely NOT fat. - Dragonheart

Sammy, thank you for the whapping lessons. I seem to be more of a whapper than Dragonheart, so I will be sure to practice the pre- and post-whap stuff. - Merlin

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Java's Coffee House said...

Miles that sounds like someting I woulds do too! You are a meezer adventurer likes me. I also likes to whap mommys DSL thingy off the desk likes Sammy. We would all haves so much fun and cause lots of distructions together.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

The cell phone as a toy?! Now there's a great idea. I am off to practice!

The Furry Kids said...

Miles, that is super askeery. I'm glad your claws are super sharp. It's good that you forgave your mom for her comment. I'm not sure that I would've been so gracious.

Sammy, I have taken notes and am going to practice practice practice this week.


Shaggy and Scout said...

Miles! You musta given your momma a fright! Be extra careful next time!!!
Sammy: We know you are a highly trained professional and we are honored to be able to take whapping lessons from you! We will practice pre & post all week.

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

Oh Wowww.... That is close~~~ Please be careful~~~~~

Thank you so introduce your home's very unique points~~ I enjoy reading it, I have to do my homework this week!

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

We are glad you did not fall Miles - that ws scary. Thanks for another whapping lesson Sammy. We will practice and practice!

Rocky, Angie & S'more said...
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Rocky, Angie & S'more said...

Holy smokes, Miles! We are glad you didn't fall, buddy! Please be real careful if you go back out onto the balcony, 'kay?

Sammy - thank you very much for the whapping lessons! Rocky wants to know if he hits something with his big, fluffy tail, if that counts as an actual whap?

Rocky, Angie, & S'more

Daisy said...

That cell phone looks pretty whapped-up! I am going to practice my whap extension.

It sounds like a very scairty thing happened when you were practicing your circus stunts. My Mommie does not like when I walk on the banister railing for just that reason, I think.

Scout said...

Sammy: Mommy keeps singing my whapping song when she was alookin at the photos from behind me.

Good whapping extension is essential for maximum whapping!!! If I had thumbs, they would be up for you right now!

Miles: Be careful and don’t get hurties!


Tybalt said...

Miles, I am SO glad you are okay!!!! That was very, very scary. I'm sure your mommy didn't mean to call you fat. She was just upset.

Sammy, that was a great lesson! I am going to work on my stretches and pre-whap position right away.

snowforest said...

Great lesson in whapping - glad u survived that scare!

Love and purrs from the SnowForest family :)

Motor Home Cats said...

Sammy - do we have to stick our tongues out in the pre-whap position? We want to make sure we do it right.

Miles - be careful on the railing - you might fall for real next time and get hurt.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Leona said...

I discovered something new to Whap the other day. Ma was wearing this sweater that had toggle buttons on it. I was sitting on Ma's lap just whap, whap, whapping away. Fun -Sultanfus

PB 'n J said...

Oh we'll practice our pre-whap postions. Can we practice on each other?

Miles please be careful, we husky me need to know our limitations!

Anonymous said...

Miles I'm so glad your okay please be careful.Whapping things is fun...Excuse me I see a clock that needs whapping the ticking is driving me nuts.

The Misadventures Of Me said...

I'ms going to go practice those later tonights!

Artsy Catsy said...

Miles, YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE before you squash yourself!

And Sammy, you are a whapping wonder - great form!

Thank you both for your birthday wish that made my mom and sisterbean have happy eye leaks instead of sad ones! You guys are wonderful!


Queen Snickers, Empress and Princess Renna said...

Eeek Miles, you scairt us!! Hehe Sammy, I don't need to whap momma's phone to beat it up, she does a good enough job on her own dropping it! ~Queen Snickers

The Devil Dog said...

We will practice. Or at least I will. Lucky doesn't feel the need to whap. hee hee


Chrissie said...

K' Miles, here I go...Whap, whap, Whap, WHAP, whap, Whap, WHAP!

::ANNNNNGUUUUSSS, Stop that!::

Mom, I'm just practicing what Miles said...

Rosemary B❤️ said...

Miles, I have done that... walked on the railings and almost fallen. It scares mommie... she doesn't know this, but one time I really did fall - er, purposely jump off the upstairs landing thing into the family room. Mommie thought I whapped a lamp. No it was just my heavy landing.
You are not fat.

Sammy. Whapping is fun.


Anonymous said...

*GIGGLE!* Guess what I whapped last night. Daddy's boot laces! You fellows are rubbing off on me!

And oh dear, Miles -- be careful, my friend!! Don't worry, you are NOT fat. Last time I saw the vet, she had the sheer audacity to say I was bordering on PUGDY. Can you believe such an unwarranted remark? Full-figured? Yes. Pudgy? Never!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.

Deb Cushman said...

I learned so much today! Thank you for sharing all of your wisdom! (I'm still having trouble with the whapping! I think bunnies were built more for grabbing stuff with our teeth and tossing! But, I'll keep trying.)

Miles - You are so not fat! It is good that your Mommy apologized! (And I'm glad you weren't hurt!)

Toby Snowshoe said...

Miles, The Blonde One says I'm fat too -- in fact she has silly little names for me like Tubbs and some others that are just too embarrassing to repeat. I prefer not to think of myself as fat, but rather as fluffy.

Nice form with the whapping, Sammy!

Ivan from WMD said...

Miles, are you sure she said 'fat'? Maybe she really said 'handsome.'

Sammy, great lessons!

Mickey's Musings said...

Great lesson Sammy!! I'm gonna practise with the bazillion pens Mom has on her desk!
Miles,I can't believe she called you fat :0 Hope she makes it up with some nice ham :)
Purrs Mickey

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Miles, be careful with your stunts, maybe you should think of hiring a cat double?


I don't know what to say...I am fat...very fluffly rather...and I have no front claws. (previous owner incident). Should I try to grow my rear claws out really long?


Halloween said...

Sammy, These are very good whapping ideas. I never thought all those things could be whapped! But I have a question: can you whap snow? I will tell you that the fog in San Francisco cannot be whapped.


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