::SIGH:: I almost hadded a TERRIBLE accident yesterday. I was upstairs wandering around and singing (or hollering if you believe my mother) and I decided to practice some circus stunts - hanging over the balcony and doing some tight rope walking on the balcony ledge, and all of a sudden I SLIPPED. Mommy hollered and I hung on for dear life and was able to pull myself back up onto the ledge by my claws before mommy could rescue me. She called me to come downstairs and I came running and she pickded me up and hugged me and told me I was too FAT to be doing that. Here I am traumatized and she calls me FAT. Well, she did apologize for the fat remark after a little while, so I gave her a face pat and a kissy.
Here is my Meezer Rule for today: always know your limitations and make sure you have sharpclaws.
SAMMY
Well fellow kitties, I hope you did your homewerk last week and took a tour of your houses wif an eye towards the whappables. Here is my absolute favorite whappable: The wireless DSL router. It's on a table right 'ahind the couch. My spot on the couch is directly over this table, and when mommy reclines in her seat, I am about 4 inches away from it. I can get down and lay on the table or just reach out and whap. oh and that flower thing is fun to whap too.
This is mommy cell phone. Notice the damage to it -it's all beat up and scratched and chipped. This is from over a year of whapping it into walls. When it's opened, the display sometimes does not light up right. Again, this is from repeated whapping into the wall. 
This is me in pre-whap posishun. I am eyeing my target and licking my lips in an-tis-a-pashun
This is the proper post "whap reach" - remember to get good extenshun wif your whapping paw
Your assignment for this week is to practice the pre-whap posishun and the post whap stretch. It's important to get full extension and practice helps.
