MILES
well, it's been a week of lessons. mainly concerning my use of my teefs this week. (don't get mommy started that my teefs might be herting me) so my rule is this:
learn what the sensitive parts of your human's face are and DON'T Bite them - unless you want to be called a "little freak".
SAMMY
ok, ferst, my original plan of posting a video of me whapping stuff off the dining room table was dashed last night when mommy picked up the camera and the yelled some werds from the bad werd list. Apparently, sometime after the whapping video and last night, she erased EFURRYFING from the camera. I am furry disappointed in her.
So......... this week I am going to talk about sibling whapping.
There are various sibling whapping techniques that I would like to discuss. (there are pointers here for those cats without siblings too)
1. The drive by whapping. this is especially effective if your sibling is napping and you are not . just run by and whap an ear. guaranteed to make your sibling sit up and take notice. For those if you with no siblings do a drive by on the leg of your human.
2. The instigator whap. especially effective when you want to rassle with your sibling. This includes laying your ears flat, reaching your paw out to touch your siblings head and then raising is up fast and slamming it down on top of their head.
For those of you without siblings, when your human is petting you, lay your ears flat and then at the earliest opportunity, haul off and whap their hand. DO NOT use your claws. This may get you some fun arm rassling action.
3. The cranky whap. To be used whenever you just are in a bad mood. this is the time where you just walk up to your sibling and smack them on the head - hissing is optional. I do not recommend this tactic for kitties with no siblings as this leads to cranky humans as well.
Try these tactics out this week and see how much fun they are!
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34 comments:
lol :) Excellent lessons you both have learned this week.
miles honey you are NOT a freak! i don't care who says you are either! ha ha ha
and sammy, i whapped sarge on the drive-by way and he wasn't amused. should he be?
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
I like number #3 Sammy, you see I have been so busy with #2 and #1 that I forget I can just be a cranky cat!
I yam so sorry dat I haz not been oevfur to vizit. I needz to takes some whappin'lessonz & soon!!!
Those are wonderful lessons (and very funny too). I'm sure that Gandalf will try some of those soon as he is the one most likely to whap someone, behind me of course.
Love, Zoey
I have learned so much from you both...
The drive by,the drive by!!! I did it! I did it! Mickey was walking out to the porch and I came up behind him and whapped his butt!!!
He was not happy,heeheehee :)
Purrs Georgia
I tried whapping my sisfur and got my butt kicked! Who knew dem little gerl kitties were so tuff!
Those are great whapping pointers! I do one and two lots of times. I'm seldom cranky, but Tara is, so she is a pro at three.
Kavan
Oah No. Erasing everything....
I am so sorry!
Tigmut'hep is a master of number 3, in fact we'z pretty sure he's cranky 24/7! ;)
Miles, that's a good rule. Humans don't like being bitten.
Sammy, thanks for the whapping tips. We will have to try them out on each other.
Sammy
Those are grate lessons. I fink Ping and Gracie half ben practicin on each otter. Gracie is gettin furry gud at whappin Ping and flattened her ears. She and I go at it sometimes but it's me dat is doin da whappin. YU wood be so proud of me. I back her up and she is bigger dan me!
**wavin paws**
We all hopes yu is OK Miles!
Boo, Ping, Jinx, and Gracie
**blowin kisses**
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs whappin king!
Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little whappin princess
~Abby
Miles, sometimes you just gotta use your teeths. It's just the way it is. And it's not because your teeths are hurty either. Nope.
Sammy, I have never tried #1 & #2, but #3 is awesome. I think I need lots of practice. heh
EG
Lyra and Caesar thank you for the sage wisdom. They thought you could only pounce from behind but the whapping techniques are certainly an improvement.
gwate lessun. I do alls of dos to da woofie all da tyme. He lurvs it. Hehehehehe
Chance
I use the cranky whap when I don't want Meowm to pet me and she pets me anyway.
I do #1 to Scooby all the time with great results...well, usually he just hisses at me.
#2 is for Shaggy. Mom says he's gotta lose weight so the rassling that follows is good for him. I'm a good helper!!-Scout
I invented #3!
Just ask Nubi!
You are truly a master whapper, Sammy. Oh, and Miles--careful with the bitey there, buddy.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
I can't wait to practice on my sisters! I think Holly will be even more of a challenge, since she has those extra toes . . . that means her whap will cover more area.
LOVE the drive by! Use it frequently - always with a great amount of personal satisfaction!
Miles, that is a good lesson to learn - we don't ever bite our Mommy on or near her face...BTW, we agree with Empress Bee - you are NOT a little freak, honest!
Sammy,
Our Rocky has the Drive-by and Instigator Whaps down pat! :)
Love,
Rocky, Angie, S'more, & our Mommy,
Karen xo
Sammy, I often use the "this is MY perch" whap if Misty tries to climb up to the top perch when I'M on it!
Max S
Wow, Miles! I have never given a bitey on the face before. In case I decide to give it a try, which parts are the least sensitive?
Very good lessons!
Number 3 is my favourite, but then, so is number 2 and 1..I alternate between them on a regular basis. Like minute by minute! xx
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Miles, we have never, ever in our life heard of anyone being so insensitive as to call a meezer a "little freak." Shame on your mommy.
Sammy, we will sometimes be giving each other baths, and then start whapping each other.... what technique do you recommend to get the instigator back?
Tiki, Tavi and Cody
Flynn: Hehe I'm ging to practice whapping lessons on Eric.
Eric: I love my mum and dad so much I haf to bite them. The uvver night, me and mum wuz in bed togevver cuz dad wuz out playing poker wiv his furrends. I like to bite noses and I went to bite mum's nose but she hid it furrom me cuz she sez it hurts, so I bit her cheek instead. She sed ouch, and next morning when she looked in the mirror she had blood all over her cheek.I only did it cuz I love her but I don't fink she liked it.
those are great lessons. I shall have to try them sometime. hee hee
Roxy
Sammy,
I need to try whapping my brother Sam, I only jump on his back or grab him around the neck to aggravate him. Whapping sounds like fun. Don't know why you couldn't get to our blog Monday :(
Purrs and headbutts,
Simon
Excellent differentiation between kinds of whaps! There *is* a difference!
Great whapping lessons Sammy - we both try # 2 - number 1 is a favourite of mine (Tasha). As for # 3, the cranky whapper here is mostly Gypsy,
Purrs
Gypsy & Tasha
Yes, we felines take our whapping tactics seriously around here. It was unfortunate Jan's eye was in the wrong place at the wrong time the night she got whapped. Okay, she was in our bed with her head on our pillow. She deserved to get whapped.
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