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Thirteen things we haf done to make mommy feel guilty for going back to werk
1. Miles gotted herpes in bof his eyes, along wif pink eye (and he's all better now)
2. Billy refuses to snuggle her
3. I continually kick her in the head or push her head off the pillow while she is sleeping
4. refusing to eat stinky goodness (although this does not werk lots of time. she just says "it's there eat it or starve". we know she would nefur starve us.
5. whapping, whapping and more whapping
6. sitting on her when the beepy thing goes off in the morning
7. Billy coughs and wheezes lots when she's getting ready to go to werk
8. Miles hollers at her in the morning
9. Billy bites her fingers all the time
10. I make her scritch my hiney in the morning and when she stops i give her the sad eyes and flop over to make her do it more
11. tip over the cruncy bowls and then act like we have not had anything to eat in days
12. same with the water bowls
13. sit in front of the door to keep her from leaving
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you three can teleport over here while she is at werk if you want! we can play and y'all can whap sarge all you want! ha ha ha
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoox
You guys are terrible. Your mom doesn't want to go to work. But if you want to keep eating and being taken care of, you better let her,
Roxy
I let mom go to work, I just ruin her nylons when she gets home.
your mom didn't train you right. Lilly is HAPPY when we leave the house...cuz that's when she gets her crunchies.
We start to get our shoes on and grab the keys and she's dancing all over the place.
you might think that wolfies are dumb, but she eats all her crunchies and then takes a nap in her favorite spot...she wakes up when we come home and is happy to see us.
First I am happy that Miles' eye problems are all fixed.
You eventually get used to your mum going to earn green papers. I don't know what I would do if mum was around all the time!
I do many of these fings too. It is not nice when mommie's go to work. Sometimes I run out the door when she opens it and then she cannot leave until after she chases me down, and gets me back inside the house!
We specially liked #6 ("sitting on her when the beepy thing goes off in the morning")
We dont got the beepy thing anymore, so that would be cool ta haf! Sounds like fun.
Yeah,it's easy to get used to having a slave around all the time. Look on the bright side, no bean at home to get after you when you trash the place! Hahaha!!!Well,I guess that's #5.
# 10 is a good one though ;)
Purrs Mickey
You guys are so good. However, it is okay to let your human go off to work so she can feed you.
Very nice list of naughty things! Well done!
But, your mommy has to earn the monies to pay for the food. Better let her go!
Aww, we can easily see why those things make your mom feel guilty! But she needs to work to pay for your stinky goodness and toys.
I knoos juss how yu guys feel. I give Momma da cold shoulder when she gits ready to go. 'Cept when she's gittin ready to go out da door she calls to me and puts her hand down and asks me to give her a kissey and I always do. I lub her and miss her ... and she always promises me dat she is comin back. So, I believes her. I need my beauty nappies so it really werks out OK.
**wavin paws**
Bye Billy
Bye Miles
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie
**blowin kisses**
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezer man....
Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adorin little tuxie gurl
~Abby
Those are some good tricks! Guilt is a powerful weapon.
ps: I am glad Miles' eyeballs are all better now.
Oh, no! Not the sad eyes!! We try to save that one for very special ocassions! We're glad Miles' eyes have healed. Goopy stuff stinks.
and she STILL doesn't get it.
have you tried breaking her leg?
I was realy hoping Miles would get glasses. How cool that would have been...
And she still leaves you for stinky ol' work?!?!?!?!
I'm glad your eyes are all better, Miles.
We don't understand why humans have to work. Hope you feel better soon.
By the way, you guys can really sing...
xoxoxoxo
Man, you guys play hardball. Those are super good tricks. I can't believe she still leaves.
I'm glad Miles' eyes are better.
EG
We bet she probably has a hard time leaving you guys in the morning too.
Yep, we like to make it as difficult as possible for our Mommy to abandon us as well - never works though.
Orion eats my left-over stinky goodness-I no longer have any leftover when I go back to get it! And this is driving Meowm nuts!
Orion also bites Meowm but she tinks it is cause he has no claws.
But he doesn't do these things to make her feel guilty. He should be thanking his lucky stars that Meowm is a sucker...I mean a tenderhearted bean that took him in.
Junior
With all those things you do, I don't know *how your mom can bear to close the door!
Glad your eye's cleared up, Miles!
oooooo I gots an idea!! What if's you tipped over the water bowl while she walks by in her socky feet? That way it's sure to get her attention!! hehe
We try a lot of those too, now we have Renna to cry when she leaves to! ~Queen Snickers
We must try some of dose tips for getting da beans to stay home.
We're lucky cuz mum works at home wiv the horsies. We wouldn't like it if she went away all day instead of taking us furr a walk.
I am glad Miles's condition is better, I am really worry about Miles :)
And, I think all of you are doing very hard to keep your mommy's home!
Glad you like my whappage. Do I pass the whapping class?
Roxy
You should be kind to mommy - she has to go to work to keep you lot in style. That's not to say we like our mommies leaving us at home all day. I follow my SS all the time when she rises to when she leaves home and put on an unhappy face every morning.
Good job everybody!!! # 7 seems to be really effective?
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