MILES
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report
The Foods Report: YES!!! ham AND real live dead shrimps!! And eggs and bacon. And left ofur prime rib from the place the mom and the dad man person wented to dinner.
The Dad Man Person report: We is trying to teach Billy that LADY means someone like the MOM. But he's 'afused. He loves the dad though, and would lick his face while he was asleep.
Here with The Alien Report is our resident whacko Sammy:
Um, yeah, thanks lard butt. The Aliens was quiet all week last week and all weekend. They must be plotting something really bad. I will haf to do extra patrols this week.
Back to you lardo.
Um, yeah, you crazy weirdo.
The "what did Billy do this week to get in trouble" report: Well, really, aside from calling Dad the Dad Lady Person, not much. He's been pretty good this week. Singing in the bathtub wasn't really bad as it mad the mom laff.
The Lets Help A Furriend Report: our good furriend Zeus has a good furriend Laney that is in a contest. They are collecting green papers to help furries find furefur homes. That's always a good thing. So please stop by Zeus' place and find out about Laney and maybe go visit her and help out!!!
That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. And remember these werds of advice: if you want to learn how to fly, just stick your tongue up your person's nose while they sleep.
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You guys do have the stran ... uh, most interesting reports. And you're educational too. Except, why would any kitty want to learn to stick his tongue up a person's nose while they sleep?
Wow. The secret of flying is in a human's nose... cool.
Humans have something magical in their noses??
Hmmmm...we don't think we wanna do that kind of flying, Miles! Glad you all had a great weekend with the Dad Lady Person!
Ya know, if you do the nose thing, you also get to hear about Jesus Christ and his pogo stick. Sometimes, there's even a F word involved.
Shrimpsies AND eggs AND bacon? All at once? We haf nefer had that in all our days! Wow, we GOTTA try THAT!
You got great foods this week, Miles. Isn't having the Dad around great? It's cool that the aliens were quiet for a nice change. I remember the time that Max learned to fly from sticking his nose in the Woman's belly button while she was asleep.
You stuck your tongue up somebuddy's nose? And flew? Whoa. That's intense, dudes.
Real live deaded shrimp..... we are so jealous!
You had me at the food report. So yummy!
miles don't tell anyone but it werks in the ear too!
smiles, auntie bee
xxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxo
Hahahahaha! That last bit really cracked us up.
You guys write the bestest reports!
We agree! Your reports are the BEST!!! The foods sound yummy!!! Enjoyed the alien report...as always! Billy, you are always good....Mommy says so!!!
Hmmm...flying.....not sure we want to try that, but thanks anyway!!!
Love, uSSSSS
Thanks for including us in your report! You cats are super cool!
P.S.:My mom said she grew up with 2 siamese cats!
Oooooooo yoo gotted hams AND real live dead shrimps. Yay! It was fun comin by to say hi to yore Dad too.
It's shady today, so yoo wanna come play in the closet, Miles? It's fun to crawl round in there and frow fings offa shelfs n stuff. hehehe
Purrrrrrrrr n nosekisses,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
Thanks for spreading the word, Meezers! Let's hope for the best!
Another great weekly report! Glad you guys gotted to see the Dad Man! The food seems better when that happens.
It is very curious indeed that the aliens aren't yappin' lately! just wait till all those fireworks go off, that will get them going!
Awesome report! But why didn't your dad bring your foo-ton?????
I like your words of advice. They are pretty true. heh heh
Happy Monday!
EG
I'm sure you had a lot of interesting things to say, but I didn't get beyond ham and shrimps.
Cliff
Great report. I hope you had a good visit with your dad.
--Jasper
It sounds like you had a great weekend with your dad person. The food sounds yummy. We don't think we want to learn to fly that much. Have you ever learned to walk on the ceiling yet? Maybe sticking your tongue somewhere else with help you with that goal.
Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie
Wow!! You guys have the funest weekends!! Ham & real live dead shrimpies sound delicious!! So glad the Dad (lady) Man Person came to visit and you had a wonderful weekend!! So glad the aliens have been quiet Sammy! Have a good Monday!
Hi 5 paw,
Mr. Tigger
That is a great report, as always, and I totally agree with learning to fly. I think dad would surpass mom in this, if I was silly enough to try it.
Roxy
Billy, Singing in the bathroom is the absolute best spot to sing in the whole house-it has great koostix! That's what I heard. Oh, and if you have a hallway with a tall ceiling-that's a good place, too. Oh, and from inside ANY CABINET! Sounds a little spooky.
I tried that "stick your tongue up your person's nose" thing one time-she made the most awful noise. Kind of lik "YEAUGH-ACK-UGG, blecherwother#@%$&wuzthat, snkxzzzzzzzz. "
Weird, huh?
I like your report:).
Ooh, I'm trying your flying advice this week - thanks!!!!
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