MILES
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:
The Foods report - well, this week STUNK. Between the mom running low on our regular foods, she was eating things like oatmeal and cereal. So we gotted cereal milk, and one night we gotted some steak. But on Sunday morning she maded some sort of bacon - but it hadded STUFF on it like brown sugar and garlic and curry powder and pepper. she loved it but it smelled WEERD. She has to stop watching that cooking network. It makes her get funny ideas about how to ruin foods.
The What Did Billy Do to Get In Trouble report: Billy was GOOD this week. Of course, he's all coughy and wheezy again, so he doesn't haf much energy to run outside. PLUS, it was freezing all last week. BUT yesterday he did somefining really funny - he dipped his paws in the mom's water glass and then sprayed water all ofur her face. that was hysterical!
The Alien Report - by our resident psycho patient Sammy: Um, thanks lead butt. Well, the aliens were quiet last week. Maybe they don't like cold weather. Maybe that's the key to getting rid of them - making it cold all the time. I will haf to do some research on that. BUT, it still seems like the alien next door is eating the people in his house. He still has some sort of femur or something laying on the patio. (the mom's note: Sammy, I told you last week it was a pig bone). (Sammy's note: right. that pig must be like 6 feet tall or something). back to you oh master of the swinging belly flab!
::SIGH:: he really needs help! Can someone sugjest a good psychiatrist for him?
That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for this week.
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Huh. Sounds like a rather disappointing time for y'all!!! So unfair.
PS. We hope Billy gets over his cold very soon.
What NO GUD FOODS?!
Yikes!
Time furr sum revenges!
Purrs and nosekisses
to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman
yur adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby
Our mum ruins good fuds all the time!
Our mom ruins foods too and she never makes us ham or bacon. So. Not. Fair!!
Sorry to hear Billy is coughy and wheezy!! We are sending him healing vibes. Neat-o water trick, MOL!
Hey, cereal milk is the best! That should make up for some of the stuff you didn't get...
that was very interesting to read! hope you get some good foods and stay warm boys!
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxo
Food shows are always giving my Mom dumb ideas too!
The Mom tried to feed us smoked salmon again. Only Titus would eat it. heh heh
Sorry your foods sucked this week. We hope BIlly feels better soon.
EG
They shud stay away from those sily cookery programs ~ stinky goodness is best straight owt of the can wiv no messing!
Milo and Alfie xx
Man I hate weeks with no good foods. Fortunately we have had a bad dish washing week so the dishes have been in the sink for over 12 hours each day--and that means I can clean them off... now if they would just have ham...
Dear Sammy, Billy and Miles,
Just want to let you know that I did indeed get your submission for Secret Paws. You're in!
Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress
Thanks for the updates ...
Dudes! Last night... dis ain't no Halloween story all made up... last night, my beans had a VEGETARIAN dinner! It was horrorifying. I tried to join them by gettin into da nip, my veggie of choice, but what is we gonna do wif dees beans?
PS - Da Meowers gots great bideos of openin their nip piggies! Der was much rejoicin.
Running out of regular foods? Hmpfh! The steak sounds good! Yummy.
My moms loves that cookings network though me thinks shes pickys about which shows she does watches, but running out of regular foods>?! me goodness
Sammy those aliens must be kept under constant surveillance. We think you're doing a terrific job!
Get well soon, Billy!
Thanks for the report Miles!
How about Dr. Buddy? He was looking forward to doing surgery on Jan's brain when she had the splinter under her nail.
He'd be glad to do surgery on your brother to see if his brain works.
Sorry about your not getting much in the good foods department, but the steak sounds yummy. I hope Billy starts to feel better soon and I also hope that the cold weather keeps him from rushing the door so much. Keep watching those aliens, Sammy. They sound dangerous.
Come to our house Miles! Mommy don't watch dat fing so she don't git no idears bout how to ruin foods!
Purrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
You guys are just so funny!
Our mom maded bacon, real, straight from da pig bacon, on Saturday...oh, sorry, Zippy sez to stop rubbing it in. All da aliens in our nayborhood haf been crazy dis weekend Sammy. Dey is chasing leefs and stoopid stuff like dat. Sure hope dat Billy gets over da wheezies purrty soon.
Miles-Curry on bacon? Sounds a bit weird to us. We are sorry your meals weren't better than this.
Billy-get better dude! And when you are better.....stay in the house!!!
Sammy-Maybe that is it...cold. You know, the aliens in Signs didn't like water....so you may be on to something.
Today mom had steam zucchini that she sprayed with some kinda garlic butter spray.She said she's watching her weight. I say were the ---- are the cheetos.
My mom says send the bakhon woo didn't want -
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Hey guys! Ya know,it really is sad that your Mom is spoiling the foods!!!
Don't they understand we like their foods plain????????
If ya really want good food,come to my bachelor party on Friday!!!!!!
http://myvintagewedding.blogspot.com/
It will be a blast with no girls to tell us to stop scratching,burping and stuff!!!!!!!!heh,heh,heh
See ya! Mickey
Excellent report once again, Miles. We feel like we were there (eating that weird bacon!)
Sounds like another great weekend! Except for the food that is...
Hey Meezers!
Thanks for stopping by my little blog. I appreciate your support during my sordid legal fiasco.
I love your blog...especially the alien report! Wow, a pig bone from a six foot porky!!!!!!
xxoo,
Katie
(Glogirly's innocent cat)
Billy, your mom should be thankful that wasn't a glass of milk.
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