NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS
Can someone please explain to me where mine fun bits wented? I falled asleep and someone STOLDED THEM. I wants to file a missing balls report. should I call the police?
Good bye my sweet Nicky
Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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MOM When I started this endeavor in 2006, I never expected how my world would change. I had an 18 month old meezer and a not even one yea... -
Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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They went somewhere over the rainbow...
What do woo think is in them pots of gold?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Don't bother Nicky, I reported mine missing and effuryone laffed at me! Still like da vet? Yoo know, he's da one dat stole yoor fun bits. I don't think it's furry nice but still, I don't really miss dem anymore and my sisfurs like me much more wifout dem...~Speedy
Um I don't think that will do any good...
We don't fink that those beans would be much help. And we kinda agree wif Khyra as too where they went.
::purrs::
~Meeko & Kiara
We don't advise it. Cops tend to take such reports with a grain of sarcasm and file them under comedy routines. But we've heard there is a detective that specializes in this type of case. His name is ... oh, it was just on the tip of our tongues. Well, he's really expensive, so maybe it's just as well.
It happens to the best of us, little dood. It's that stabby guy. The stabby people really like our fin bits, and I think they collect them or something. I have nightmares that someday we're going to turn the news on and see where some stabby person has built the House of Nads. Ugh.
Give it a little time and you won't miss them a bit!
This post is too funny!!MOL...Nicky, we are very sorry for laughing...Glad your surgery went well...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
Hey, Nicky! Look at the bright side: one less item to keep clean! That's what I say!
We love your new photo albums!
Purrs,
Yuu-Chan
MOL! Strange thing....it's happened to us too!
Do not worry, Nicky, you don't need those parts anyway.
Aw, Nicky...give it a little time and you won't even miss them....
Nicky, do not worry. They went on ahead of you to the Bits Bridge. They'll be waiting for you when you get there someday.
Nicky, sweetie.....We don't think that you should think about it! They weren't that much fun anyway....or at least we can't remember!
Love, Seaborne & Sam
Hahaha! Sorry Nicky, we don't mean to laugh but we don't think the police will help. Just forget about them, you're better off without them.
MOL! We don't think you'll really need them. Give it a bit of time and you won't even notice--or remember. :-)
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I think the v-e-t's keep collections and enter competitions with each other!
Mine were taken, too, but all I know is I feel better without them! (But we laughed at your post anyway! Sorry Nicky!)
We would like to report that the same theft has happened to us, they even took Lola's lady bits!
It looks as though there may be a kleptomaniac on the loose
Our Mom keeps telling us we are "better off" withour our hoo-ha's but we don't believe her.
oh boy. hoo-ha-ectomy, huh? i am sorreh to laugh, but your funneh post about this just cheered me up a whole lot. you would not believe what i am dealing with over here. i think it might be just as stressful as your problem. the difference is you lost and i gained.
We think they be at The Ball Bridge.
I know who TOOK them, but I have never heard a VET expalin what they actually DO with them.
I think you have to call the pawlice.
But cheer up, Nicky. Now your bros have one less place to bite when they're "playing" with you!
Lots of us feel that way...but they are never found. There must be a ball thief somewhere who is surrounded by them.
LOLOLOLOL
Just think, less to clean!
So sorry you got Nicked Nicky
MOL!!!
bonkbonk
Don't be sad, you're better off without them!
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
Nicky, trust us when we say you will be happier now that they are gone. They cause nothing but trouble!
No don't call the police, they will just laugh at you. They is gone, like Khyra say 'over the rainbow'.
Could they be under the fridge? That's where all our balls disappear to, hahameow!
Um I don't think that will do any good...wholesale china dress
Da Boys say, "Don't bother. We tried that and the police said that they couldn't do anything."
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