Monday, October 25, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods report:  FRENCH TOAST!!!!!!!  BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!  chick-hen

The What Did Billy do report: Well, he's feeling better and getting sneakier! But at least he didn't run out into the road.  One day he ran out in the rain.  I would not like that but he's wet half the time anyway

The What did Nicky do report:  The whirling dervish of destruction was running through the house all week.  The mom is tired of cleaning up after him. 

The whack report by Sammy:  Take it away yogurt brain.  Thank you eclair breath! So, thankfully it was a pretty quiet alien week.  Maybe they're afraid of the rain too.  And the cold.  It was really cold here this week.  But, the moon is full and it's coming up on creepy time halloween again, so I think that this week maybe the mothership will appear!! I was told that perhaps if I sit outside in a corn field he Great Mothership will appear and bring bones and stuff to all the good little aliens.  Khyra, is that true?

Back to you cottage cheese butt. 

I would pay anything to see him sitting in a corn field waiting for the Great Mothership.  MOL

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

22 comments:

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Wow. I'd pay to see the Mothership...

Katnip Lounge said...

hmmmm. Does this Mothership deliver? We'd like a bale of catnip.

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I believe The Mothership rekhwires pikhk ups to be in pairs!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra and The Golden Khousins

A few Good Cats said...

If you do sit outside waiting on the Mothership, we hope that at least it's warm up your way!

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Mmmm bacon...we din't get any this weekend acuz mommy haf a cold. Like dat's a good excuse not to feed us deelishus stuffs. Sammy, do not sit out in a cornfield. Yoor butt will freeze off and some kye-otie might eat yoo.

Raymond and Busby said...

Sounds like another delicious weekend at your house. It was cool and rainy here too, blah!

Max said...

Did someone say....BACON????

Anonymous said...

DONT GO OUT IN DA CORN FIELD SAMMY! Its a trap! dey will takes u away! Dats what da doggys are tellin us anyway! Just stay warm and cozy insides and enjoy da bacon.

Da Kittys

The Florida Furkids said...

We don't think the corn field sounds like fun. We would hang out at home and maybe watch from the window and munch on bacon.


The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Darling Millie said...

It's so nice knowing I can depend upon you guys for a laugh! The Mothership... MOL!!!

Maggie May said...

We need to try some of that french toast! Sounds delishus!

The Island Cats said...

Man, you lost us at bacon!! We couldn't focus on anything after that....

Anonymous said...

Maybe you could offer the bacon to the aliens in the mothership for their secrets?

Chrissie said...

Sammy, I heard from a very reliable source that cornfields are full of aliens who suck brains. I can't remember where I heard it, but I'm sure it's from a very reliable source. Also, I heard that if you string together 5 or 6 (6 is better) empty Stinky Goodness cans and rattle them before you turn up a row, you'll scare the brain-sucking aliens away, but only as far as the next row.

Jans Funny Farm said...

You guys certainly lead an interesting life. We can't wait to see photos of Sammy sitting in a corn field waiting for the mothership either.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Hey Sammy maybe if a bunch of us kitties comes up we could all see the Mothership!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman

from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
xoxxo
Abby

Shaggy and Scout said...

We'll join you in that field if you need company.... might be some good mousing to do.

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Well if you sit out in the corn field and see the mothership, get a picture!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Noooo! Keep away from the cornfields. The aliens make strange pictures in them, and if anybody is there they get sucked up into the spaceship and get turned into aliens too.

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

We suspect that iffen the aliens are after brains, Sammy is probly safe... ;)

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

miles i have to say as much as i love that sammy boy i'd pay a pretty penny to see that myself!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxooxox

Mickey's Musings said...

Good report Miles and good noms!
Let us know if the Mothership shows up. We want to watch ;) heehee
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Good bye my sweet Nicky

 Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky.  You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet.  I love you to the moon...