Am I weird?

SAMMY



Ok, so when I go to our brekfest dishes in the morning, I haf been doing somefing a little weird maybe. Mommy gifs Miles his food ferst, 'cause he's, well, Miles, and he would cry and carry on if he didn't get his foods ferst. While she is dishing my food up, I walk around Miles and stick my nose, well, somewhere not polite on Miles. Mommy laughs and asks me if I'm waiting to see if the food shoots straight out of him as soon as he swallows it. After I do this, then I go and eat my brekfest.

I don't know why I does it, but I does.


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