WHEW. What a week! Ferst I was assimilated by the Borg while I was a pirate. The Gracious Chey sent Jean-Luc over to help un-assimilate me. Seeing my condition, Jean-Luc felt it was best to drive the Borg away with non-stop songs from "The Pirates with No Pants" - such as "I am the very model of a modern Meezer General" and
"with cat-like tread upon our pants we steal"
and
"oh cats of dark and dismal fate, forgo your cruel employ, have pity on my pant-less state, I am a meezer boy"
I had lots of help from my girlfriendcat Sanjee, who nefur left my side. And, as it turns out, she can really belt out a show tune.
So, I am now officially Borg free. I almost turned into Johnny Depp during this process. I think that in order to complete my transition to Johnny Depp, I need to find some pantaloons for my pirate garb. And a better hat.
My Meezer rule for today is: Always make shur that you have a girlfriend who will stand by you when bad things happen.
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